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Yippidy yi yi yippity yay!

The more a person doubts the correctness of his point of view, the more zealous he defends it.
by Yuri Tatarkin

It was in the year of Edak... Although what a difference, the point is that jeans were a shortage at the time. I came to my youth business in a glorious city.
and Vladivostok. This city, by the way, is a port and on the local market, if the mints are not noticed, you could buy these most branded jeans. It is expensive, but there is a deficit. I looked around and went to that market.
Walked between the ranks, on the shelves of course no jeans found, but his interest shone. After a while, a grandmother comes to me.
The Gypsy is not a Gypsy, but a shirt and a coat with jackets on her is ten pieces. Among them, I think not only jeans, the refrigerator can be hidden. He looks me in the eyes and asks if I need jeans at a similar price. So clear the pen, after them and came. It makes my mysterious signs, typically - observe the conspiracy and take some container. Getting out of his folds new in a transparent pack of pants, then beech, jeans, on, say, throw, will it be okay? I pretended, as if it was normal – one hundred and fifty says, as if I had already gotten in my pockets. We both knew the price. While I got the money, she put the jeans in a bag and rolled back into the folds. Money is worth thinking. Then she made dreadful eyes and shouted, “Militia, let’s run!” The package fell into my hands and into some cracks. Well, I also broke somewhere - so that the dream would not be taken away.
While in the tram, everyone could not admire their jeans.
I will pull them out a little because of the sinuses, look at the firm's seam or label and be happy. Oh, I think, now as not rough, but on the dances all my girls. I was so happy until I reached my relatives. There the bag spread out, the pants got, and there is not the jeans, but the jeans. The trousers are alone. They just divided these jeans by the motto. And it hurts me even to cry, because the second half of the money is still not, even if I find through an announcement in the newspaper the happy owner of this second half. In the evening, my cousin came out of work.
I threw my head on his shoulder and poured out insults on his hometown. He looked closely, knocked on my head with his index finger and thought. Although, he says, everything is not so bad, if reasoned logically.
Tomorrow we go to the market together. What was not so bad, I thought all night, but apparently with logic I had problems.
I went to the market and he left me at a coffee shop. Wait, he says, I’m now sinking into the crowd. Probably not for an hour. He comes, dull, but pleased and his jacket on his chest is melting off. Sitting on the tram, we go.
He flashed the lightning and got his jeans because of his mushrooms. Two brushes and two brushes, all as required. Truth without a package and hell like shit. He says, wear it. No, well, of course, I was all in gratitude, promised as soon as I came home, immediately send money. And only he looked at me and said, it's your, say, jeans, you paid them yesterday, I didn't spend my money a penny. So, I ask, does that lady have a conscience? Regarding the conscience, he says, I don’t know, but in that logical chain the final changes from the one who shouts first: “Militia, let’s run!”

Tell your sisters not to look me in the eyes.

I bought a communicator for 25 pieces, which is significant for me. I think: I have an unrest in the area, but in the bus, you can bustle, you need to buy a watch to look at it. The classic. Then I think I look strange – in classical watches and a T-shirt. I bought a costume 3. Then I think: "In a suit with a backpack not to go to the universe, and with a package is also ugly" - bought a portfolio. Looking in the mirror - A respectable young man, in a costume, with a clock, a portfolio, a communicator and a cheek. I cut my hair and put my hair back. Well, the image of a businessman had to be supplemented by the absence of maternal words and literate speech in general. have done. Sometimes after the couple comes a lecturer, who only reads lectures, and himself where t works. Now I work with him. This is the case. 😉

Russian police officer consistently occupies the first place ''the most purchased and sold goods of the year'

Advertising shield over the wedding store "Will you get married? Stop it!"

A long time ago, a couple of years ago, when the campaign to combat non-licensed software began, the CEO of a small firm ordered to remove the pirate screw on all the compasses and install Linux. The phrase gender:
"To use a pirate screw is not permitted by law, and a license - education.

xxx: Listen, so tell me, is it normal to get a girl dating with the fact that you divorced her to cook to eat?
YYY: I would even say – optimal)

And I am also 24, the salary is also 30 +, the height is also 191 cm, the member is also 22 cm, and also the one is still a pudding.
(c) [Thank you to Thank you to Thank]

full of unconscious people.
At one of the stops, a girl with a large school backpack enters the bus.
Here is a rather funny exchange of replies:
The 1st passenger:
Where are you going with this suitcase?
to the school.
What a school today is Sunday.
A more awake passenger enters the conversation:
Today is not Sunday, but Saturday.
A voice from the bus:
Isn’t it Thursday today?? to

Onixegen ‎(2:05):And what is unclear here. There are beautiful chicks from fashion magazines with photographed asses, beautiful stomachs and huge... eyes. And there are girls without cosmetics, clouds fly in their eyes and rabbits crawl.

They jump*
))))))))

Like.NO.Other ‎ (2:05):
Ahha
fucking
I have a rabbit in my eye.)

<LIFE> (23:16:16 13/09/2009)
I would blind you with my beauty.
<BAD+MAD> (23:16:58 13/09/2009)
Ohha, stifled with the smell, stifled with a beautiful voice and achieved with gentle hands.

In the car:
Do not raise the music on me!! to

It was a genius to come up with a name for the construction company "Tetris")

In the country, we plant a raspberries with my wife... Nearby, in a wheelchair, the daughter is asleep... And here the wife of Pearl says:

and a-a You have life light.
In the sense?
I grew up, but not my son. I planted, but not a tree. I built, but not a house. and ;)

by VKontakte. Blonde is 17 years old.
The religious views:
I believe in God and all sorts of signs and in general I am superstitious, and I still know how to control the brain!

I was crying out of humiliation.

by K
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Dear boy!

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hmmm... in skype my nick frees241 let us 15.09.2009 in the area 8 in Moscow meet and talk.

Please press + to see.

We will end this conversation here...

I bought vodka% here. On the label - drawing and signature: "Find 11 lions". So far, we found 14 pieces.
Deuce

Dear little girl! Without going to personality, I will only pay attention to two factors:
1st Mother Nature advocates for reproduction with the best representatives of the species. Like: normal breast size, present thighs, strong hair, etc. It is better to refrain from relationships with others, not even to reproduce the lazy genome.
2nd Someday you may have a pretty tall, well folded guy with a size slightly larger than the average. You CAN FEEL the difference... ;-)) Let’s see what you think about guys with 10cm.
P.S Honor Ivan Efremov "The Left of Brittany".
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Dear boy!
You can notice on a particular example, which you do not have to go far, that Mother Nature, giving certain parameters of appearance, does not always share with this someone other than the spinal brain. The world of ameb is not everyone’s dream.
With a bigger size than the average I really felt the difference. It’s uncomfortable with him, it’s painful in places, and from oral and anal sex in such cases I don’t get absolutely any pleasure, if not more.
P.S Do not read anything. You are overly influenced by someone’s words. Learn to think with your head based on your own observations.