xxx: I, Yulka, really noticed you when you threw a cup of sweet coffee on your table, poured out the reports, the diary, the keyboard with the mouse and said, "Oh."
In short, you need to come up with such a chicken to carry eggs with pieces of doctor's sausage. He broke three eggs, burned, eaten and well.
I don’t know how to you, but to me the quotes about the memory of Igor Tkachenko here are not quite appropriate. People come to cheat, thereby insulting this serious affair. I’m not sure you’d be happy if you were remembered in Eralash.
xxx: baby, I will surprise you with my culinary talents)))) :*
Oh, and to death ?
A friend at sea:
Why when I dive I immediately pop up... am I so bad?? to
My grandmother looked at me and said so angrily:
Smoking is harmful to health.
The girl hangs for three seconds and gives:
Aunt is stupid?!...
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You don’t even know how right the girl is.
I sit, fucking, at work, I miss it. From nothing to do decided to read that there his son took Lenka from accounting to school.
for the children.
If you are bitten by a tick - don't waste time in vain - burn the needle over the lighter (not just the gasoline, for example). burn and burn the cloves. If there is no needle at hand, you can light a cigarette.
Here I fell into a precipice. From our children grow smoking small commandos!
Cable at 9 was:
In the apartment I rented, before me lived a guy named Denis. And in the hallway remained his badge from some event with the signature "Day". Beijik on a crocodile, so as if bilateral does. I recently turned it over and read the inscription "Night"
What can you say to a man when he says he’s in love with me as a boy?
YYY: to give
My wife has a new job:
"Signed a bunch of non-disclosure papers)))
This is such an interesting project. I will tell you at the meeting)"
A colleague at work sits with a thoughtful look: I want some ugliness... Eat, or do...
In the Moscow Zoo live bobry linuxoids. During the day they sleep, and at night they reassemble houses.
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A friend told a story that happened to one of his acquaintances:
One man had a breasted child, who could not fall asleep from behind the very noisy road near the house, he visited his acquaintance about this, which he replied that he supposedly for the bubble he would all work out, this and came together.
So this man put up the repair fence at night, on a tractor crossed the road and left. No one touched the road for two years, but then they changed their minds and did it =)
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I am sitting in McDake today, watching the picture. A five-year-old girl with her mom ticks her finger in all directions and cries:
“Mom, look what I got in the heap mile.
“Mom, look how the potato is funny curved.
Look at the chairs turning.
At this point, the cleaner approaches and begins to collect rubbish from the floor.
Look at Aunt Harvester.
O_O
I live in France. Yesterday I watched a telecast, a report of the type of NTV, about San Tropez, the type of the beginning of the high season, all the celebrities there, and Tom Cruise with his wife, and Lenny Kravitz and somebody else... Here’s what San Tropez is glamorous, rich, mega expensive, electricity for the best. And the type of phrase: of course, this place attracts not only French and Italians, but the type and oligarchs of all countries. Here are the Arabs, here are the Americans, but here is the Russian billionaire Abramovich alone walking, and this is also, the famous Russian rapper, a frequent guest of this club... Fuck, I first didn’t know... A chubby roasted, in huge glasses without glasses in a thick plastic red fence, with some blades and medallions, a hat side by side with a cloth tied... chubby, shorter... TIMATI, fucking in my mouth... I opened my mouth... Standing, fucking, squeezing into the camera with his crisp jeans and starting type you, timdi, black old, golden boy, you, rush, gris, grit, forevas, trope... My chubby (francouz) kept silent, browned, and showed
Water has four aggregate states: solid, liquid, gas and watermelon.
In the topic "I will give" one of the proposals in the category "I will give":
incomprehensible items of clothing. To look, to feel, to feel, to feel, to feel. If shaken together with the hangover, it makes frightening sounds. It seems female.
Damn, I really got scared, not even shaking the hangover)))
and 11:
Are you playing with boots?
by 222:
And this is what the man who is listening to is saying to me?
aaa: we sent a box to the development department (BOX!!!) See also VISTY!!!
bbb: p%%%c%c
People are in shock. They don’t even crack.
Sadness is not the encounter with death, but the separation from life.