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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №19388
 18.08.2009
xxx: I, Yulka, really noticed you when you threw a cup of sweet coffee on your table, poured out the reports, the diary, the keyboard with the mouse and said, "Oh."

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №19387
 18.08.2009
In short, you need to come up with such a chicken to carry eggs with pieces of doctor's sausage. He broke three eggs, burned, eaten and well.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №19386
 18.08.2009
I don’t know how to you, but to me the quotes about the memory of Igor Tkachenko here are not quite appropriate. People come to cheat, thereby insulting this serious affair. I’m not sure you’d be happy if you were remembered in Eralash.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19385
 18.08.2009
xxx: baby, I will surprise you with my culinary talents)))) :*
Oh, and to death 😉

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19384
 18.08.2009
A friend at sea:
Why when I dive I immediately pop up... am I so bad?? to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №19383
 18.08.2009
My grandmother looked at me and said so angrily:
Smoking is harmful to health.
The girl hangs for three seconds and gives:
Aunt is stupid?!...
____________________________
You don’t even know how right the girl is.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №19382
 18.08.2009
I sit, fucking, at work, I miss it. From nothing to do decided to read that there his son took Lenka from accounting to school.
for the children.
If you are bitten by a tick - don't waste time in vain - burn the needle over the lighter (not just the gasoline, for example). burn and burn the cloves. If there is no needle at hand, you can light a cigarette.
Here I fell into a precipice. From our children grow smoking small commandos!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №19381
 18.08.2009
Cable at 9 was:
In the apartment I rented, before me lived a guy named Denis. And in the hallway remained his badge from some event with the signature "Day". Beijik on a crocodile, so as if bilateral does. I recently turned it over and read the inscription "Night"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №19380
 18.08.2009
What can you say to a man when he says he’s in love with me as a boy?

YYY: to give

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №19379
 18.08.2009
My wife has a new job:
"Signed a bunch of non-disclosure papers)))
This is such an interesting project. I will tell you at the meeting)"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №19378
 18.08.2009
A colleague at work sits with a thoughtful look: I want some ugliness... Eat, or do...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19377
 18.08.2009
In the Moscow Zoo live bobry linuxoids. During the day they sleep, and at night they reassemble houses.

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19376
 18.08.2009
A friend told a story that happened to one of his acquaintances:
One man had a breasted child, who could not fall asleep from behind the very noisy road near the house, he visited his acquaintance about this, which he replied that he supposedly for the bubble he would all work out, this and came together.
So this man put up the repair fence at night, on a tractor crossed the road and left. No one touched the road for two years, but then they changed their minds and did it =)

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19375
 18.08.2009
I am sitting in McDake today, watching the picture. A five-year-old girl with her mom ticks her finger in all directions and cries:
“Mom, look what I got in the heap mile.
“Mom, look how the potato is funny curved.
Look at the chairs turning.
At this point, the cleaner approaches and begins to collect rubbish from the floor.
Look at Aunt Harvester.
O_O

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19374
 18.08.2009
I live in France. Yesterday I watched a telecast, a report of the type of NTV, about San Tropez, the type of the beginning of the high season, all the celebrities there, and Tom Cruise with his wife, and Lenny Kravitz and somebody else... Here’s what San Tropez is glamorous, rich, mega expensive, electricity for the best. And the type of phrase: of course, this place attracts not only French and Italians, but the type and oligarchs of all countries. Here are the Arabs, here are the Americans, but here is the Russian billionaire Abramovich alone walking, and this is also, the famous Russian rapper, a frequent guest of this club... Fuck, I first didn’t know... A chubby roasted, in huge glasses without glasses in a thick plastic red fence, with some blades and medallions, a hat side by side with a cloth tied... chubby, shorter... TIMATI, fucking in my mouth... I opened my mouth... Standing, fucking, squeezing into the camera with his crisp jeans and starting type you, timdi, black old, golden boy, you, rush, gris, grit, forevas, trope... My chubby (francouz) kept silent, browned, and showed

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №19373
 18.08.2009
Water has four aggregate states: solid, liquid, gas and watermelon.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19372
 18.08.2009
In the topic "I will give" one of the proposals in the category "I will give":

incomprehensible items of clothing. To look, to feel, to feel, to feel, to feel. If shaken together with the hangover, it makes frightening sounds. It seems female.

Damn, I really got scared, not even shaking the hangover)))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19371
 18.08.2009
and 11:
Are you playing with boots?
by 222:
And this is what the man who is listening to is saying to me?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19370
 18.08.2009
aaa: we sent a box to the development department (BOX!!!) See also VISTY!!!

bbb: p%%%c%c

People are in shock. They don’t even crack.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №19369
 18.08.2009
Sadness is not the encounter with death, but the separation from life.

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