ONA: Romco, I have a problem on the line, can you give a man’s advice?
In a deep mine, it can really break out.
ONA: No, not that)the girlfriend quarreled with her boyfriend, the situation: she realized in the morning that she could not play World of Warcraft because the credit card with which her husband pays for her changed: he took another one in the bank there... in general she called him, he dictated her data everything, she changed, the payment passed, she plays.
He asks her - change me too (he also plays a wolf). She refused, saying she could do it herself. He was offended and threw the trumpet.
Did he really have to be offended? Who is stupid in this situation?
He: He has
Now let’s talk about the problem.

From one of the Perm forums:
XXX: I came to you today. I bought a condom with bells yesterday.
You didn’t see his enthusiastic face. Blink :D
No one worked for half an hour. :D
Yyy: Has Messi always wanted to be a muzzle? and ;-)

to this:
Boys, men, it seems to me that a member at 16-17 cm. Is it enough? And for the girls who want 20 cm or more, forgive me, just everything is already messy?)

Girls, friends, I just think that the first or second size breast is enough? And men who need a third size and more, just breast milk in childhood undernourished?

Polyethylene condoms with puppies - say no stress in sex!

We got a new boss here, an older aunt. She often heard me, the person who was closest to the printer (the printer, by the way, is healthy, kg 30 will pull), asked to shake the cartridge when it was over and began to issue white strips. Picture fucking with oil, I go to the office, this aunt not knowing how to get the cartridge, shakes, shakes the printer.

A funny story? What is this laughter? I knock at the door of a friend... I hear in response: "Open". The voice is sad. I open the door. In his one-room quarter, in the far corner, sits Tolyan. He has a handshake in his hands. Around the feet of the bank with paint. You understand, sadly he says, no experience of any. I decided to paint the floor. It started somehow from
the doors. He painted himself in the corner. On the bank it is written that it will dry within 24 hours. There are 18 more, but there is a lot of hunting. I went to the bathroom"

Commander Keen
The program has done the impossible and allowed the unacceptable.

Bambr
He came out of the inexorable

on the site of free ads in the section of donation was found a message:

I will receive a donation of $1,000,000. US, self-export, I will spend reasonably.

The wm6.5 computer issued an error report. thoughtfully so I say in a loud voice of the type to send or not... the father was sitting next to me, he said: I think it is not worth
I : Why?
he: I think they will be very surprised to see the report of the error in the operation that comes out in 2 months;)

You will soon be a dad.
What happened to yours?

In contact with the girl’s status "what would you do if you knew I was dead?"
The first response on the wall: "I would remove from friends"

The freelance website.

Customer: We recruit a team of writing people - payment for re-ride - 10 rubles / 1000 characters without gaps.
Freelancer: For 10 rubles, I am ready to provide texts of this type - if it is appropriate, write in person, I guarantee from 100,000 characters per day. Unique at 95 percent.

from ZH:

I am a little boy.
In what sense is it small? ? ? What kind of growth are you? ?
180 to 70/27
27 is age or...?
I am short, I say right away. 27 - the age

I’m recently in the electric car, a lady sitting next to me guessing a scanword. It’s boring, so I regularly monitor what’s happening.
A simple question - "the headdress of the desant" - the word of five letters, the second and fourth "e" have already been guessed... A short brainstorm and the lady confidently fits the answer - "CHAIR".

Freakin'_Madness: Sometimes I am visited by the thought that the phrase "do not make of the fly an elephant" in modern, cynical interpretation should sound like "do not blow out of the hondon aircraft",and no other.

During the Vietnam War, an American recruiter made a “Fuck You” tattoo on the side of the middle finger of his right hand. The tattoo was only seen when giving honor, so the appeal commission rejected it.

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Take revenge!

I was really scared by the X-ray doctor today.
YYY: what
xxx: says the device sometimes runs, and if it screams, then close your eyes and run sharply to the exit :)
yyy: =))))))))))
XXX: Something really happened to me.
and there was the thought of running immediately after "instructional" O_o
YYY : :D

To be a goat to your friends, it is enough to be their boss.

From the news: "Astrakhan Mayor Sergey Bogenov intends to call men from other regions as a workforce and to improve the demographic situation"

I don’t know, I’m fucking named. O_O

Remember that black day.
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