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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №19648
 26.08.2009
<vogel> here I saw real amateur porn
<vogel> file of 300 meters. the frog sat and rolled it for forty minutes. So jumped
Vogel> there a couple fuck for two minutes, and then they lie down for 50 minutes and get stuck in a telecome. And throw something more quietly. This is the fucking realism.! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19647
 26.08.2009
A nice girl will never call the first... but my sms will get it!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №19646
 26.08.2009

The server will be turned off in 8 seconds.

Sy4ka: The Fuck!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to
pro100chel: Fuck you!
Leonid: The Fuck!! to
Tagged: fucks
Bonik: Suki and Suki!!!!!! to
The Cat: Cows!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №19645
 26.08.2009
I didn’t even watch the movie so as not to ruin the impression of the comments.

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №19644
 26.08.2009
My friend went to work and took care of him. The child comes from school with a sign in the diary. "Your son behaves inappropriately at school - take action!". On what he wrote back to the teacher: "I have long dreamed of a son, but from school always comes back a daughter!!Learn to perceive the world!and "

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №19643
 26.08.2009
Where can I buy Tetris?
Is it easier and cheaper to use the phone?
The child has already lost two phones, there is nowhere to plug in. It’s cheaper to lose Tetris.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19642
 26.08.2009
(19:57:39) Sirius: you warm up with the study of the Senja fought, who won that?
ALEKS: I slept and the reader did not come
(20:04:21) ALEKS: no one

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №19641
 26.08.2009
Your parents also say "you are looking for an easy path again?and "
I never understood... and hole is hard for me to look for?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №19640
 26.08.2009
Walking with Beijing. There is a crowd of teenagers at the meeting. Two girls stand by the dog. Both go in turn:
The cat!
The dog!
The Homer!
The sea pig.
and chorus!
and sushi!
The dog in shock begins to scratch and scratch his teeth. The crowd stirs and looks astonished. Then someone gives:
– Well, Naher, Gremlin is some... Oh

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №19639
 26.08.2009
by Umka (
I’ve changed your name to Ashley.)

PEDR
and KAG

Umka
by Petya :D

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19638
 26.08.2009
and Christie:
I have not loaded the VKontakte website for two months... no photos or meetings... nothing... what to do?
by Vaden:
Rejoice to you!!!!!!!! to

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №19637
 26.08.2009
Yes Yes Yes! I will increase my penis by 15 centimeters just let me download the music!!!)))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №19636
 26.08.2009
t0rtik
I bought a new tea.

t0rtik (18:47:57 25/08/2009)
Oh yeah!! to

ShR@M (18:48:00 25/08/2009)
Coolly

t0rtik (18:48:10 25/08/2009)
with the light ?

ShR@M (18:48:31 25/08/2009)
Is there no game in it? ?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №19635
 26.08.2009
Lightness in thoughts leads to severe consequences.
by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19634
 26.08.2009
The case was in one of the hospitals, in the department of severe trauma. Well, all the sick on the stretches, in the plaster, hardly go to the ship - boredom in one word, the only variety in their lives was brought by the lonely cockroach, whom everyone gently called Petrovich. Everyone knew his favorite paths on the window, left on them the most delicious crumbs.

And here one morning brought to the chamber a spray of a drunk man with a fracture of both legs, well he is already in a plaster, but still in alcohol disconnection, lying on the couch near the door and filling the air with a bark.

And in the morning, during the walk, the most interesting thing begins - the chief physician enters, examines the sick and suddenly notices a cockroach wandering along the usual route on the window in search of delicacies. The doctor, seeing such a violation of the sanitary rules, removes the towel and runs to the cockroach... And the chamber at this time in a single moment shouts:

“PETROVIC B-E-G-Iiiiiiiiiii!!!” And he ran, a man with a fracture of both legs, in a wild hammer, who by a strange conjunction of circumstances was also called
and Petrovich.

He was found half an hour later on the floor in the women's office.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №19633
 26.08.2009
Shall we go to have sex with me?
My name is not Katya!
Okay, but the question is not about that.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №19632
 26.08.2009
Dmitry
Why Why?
KsU
acquainted
Dmitry
Let us get acquainted.
Dmitry
You’re named, and me?
KsU
The smoke.)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №19631
 26.08.2009
Love: guys, tell me what kind of girls the fate has connected you to!!!! to

Chapter 1: Olya

Chapter 2: Katya

Chapter 3: Rita

Chapter 4: Olga...

Love: well guys you give!!!! So many comments, so many names!! And among these many, only twice was said about the name Love!!! Didn’t anyone have a girl with that name??? I think it sounds great Ilya + Love = Love! Maybe I just think so because Ilya is my favorite male name!! It is ?

Ilya~: Love, from your equation it follows that Ilya = 0

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19630
 26.08.2009
A acquaintance said:
The biggest divorce occurred on April 1. I came to the warehouse (a small retreat: we have the most dirty warehouse we can only imagine.The roof flows, poverty and dirt everywhere), was very officially dressed. I called the warehouse. I asked everyone in the warehouse to work. I said that our company would put a lock to scan the retina of the eye and now I’m going to photograph that retina. In terms of depth, t. I don’t have a professional photocopy to the eye, I need to attach a mini disc. Behaved everything. I printed the pictures and made the newspaper. I’m not going to the store yet.)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №19629
 26.08.2009
Where to get money quickly and a lot
You can kill anyone.
Will you kill a man for money?
YYY: No
Money is not worth a human life.
YYY: for pleasure – yes

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