He: Dear, will I take you home?
I am immortal, I am immortal.

Channel Discovery, broadcast "Mountaineering disasters", story about American sailors during the Second World War, speaker after frame: "American ships attack EXPERIENT pilots-kamikaze"

In addition to one eternal female problem – “I have nothing to wear!” and “I have nothing to put on my avatar!”and "

“Dear, I need a thousand ten for my shoes...I exaggerated or underestimated, what do you think?
She shrugged!

Nokia and Microsoft Join
The shit of Nokia.

If a general praises his subordinates, it means that he is being filmed by television.

<Panda> And also, girl4ka Zhenya, puts instead of the letter "the" the number "four". This is actually a bad habit.
<Joy> for the second time?)
<Panda> because those who put numbers instead of letters will be blinded and their hair will grow on their palms)
<Joy> about horror
<Panda> look at the palms, you already see the hair?
<Joy> no
<Panda> and this is because the vision has already begun to spoil.

How about a good car?

He: Well, I buy - I drive, as I get the right. If you behave well :D

She: And if I behave badly, will you drive before you get the rights?

Maradona considers the Russian national team one of the best in the world

The old man gave up his mind to drugs.

He took his wife out of work.
She did not see the village.
We have a mindset (M). I go out.
M: Not attached, the penalty!
I: picture or video show (we now have it according to the rules in Kazakhstan).
M: What is unconscious? that is. He has no niche, no photo or video.
I: No (I swear 500 dollars)
M: I have thought. and breathing.
M: I don’t like the smell. I will have to go for an examination. * Returns the money
According to our rules: If the assumptions of the employee of the automotive inspection did not confirm, the driver has the right to write an application for reimbursement by the auto inspector of the amount of the fine (in this case for alcohol 12 000 money)
I: If I am clean, I will make a statement to you.
M: These are our problems.
I went, gave the analysis, clean.
I: Titles, FIO, No Battalion, I will make a statement
I forgive you the belt. Why do you do so?
Give me 500 dollars for gasoline.
Now I am proud to go.))) from the mint bribes removed )))

A sensation!! to
According to the results of research by Colgate experts, 80% of the bacteria accumulate not on the teeth... but on the hands and feet!!! to

A two-day trip to Moscow
We stayed at the train station. ?

I went crazy with my family there.

X: So we went?
Yyy: No, there the rain begins
Are you afraid of water from the sky?! to
YYY: Interesting, did Noah say that too?

The phrase "Swing a fork into a dishwasher" in the 19th century would have some different, somewhat sinister meaning...

Only today realized the entire depth of the word shit, I read in the dictionary of Russian matta:
"Pizzeria - the end of the Pizzeria"

We’ll just drink where? I do not want to be on the street.
Please be calm, I’t drink vodka on the street.
XHH: This is a smart, parents educated well.
We will enter the entrance.

There was nothing to do at work. I was taken to the online game, decided to be a fool. Connected to the server, the game began. Funny is. Then I started paying attention to the names of the players and suddenly I realized that one of them was my director. I panicked to close the browser, behind the closet the boss’s voice "Fuck! If you were out, you would play"
The fuel!! to

I open the refrigerator and see that my molded cheese is covered with mold.

xxx (13/08/2009)
The head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation approved the code of the police officer: "do not drink, do not smoke, clean, loud and restrained."

xxx (13/08/2009)
)))))))))))

xxx (13/08/2009)
Wake him up.)

The boss gave birth to the phrase:
To sleep well, you need to sleep 8 hours a day.
8 hours a night.