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No humor at "no humor"
Puppy guys, be careful! I went with a child from the kindergarten, two came to the kindergarten. First they offered a acquaintance, then one of them grabbed the child and dragged somewhere. Sorry for him. My faithful "Osa" broke him his male sexual fox. The second in panic fled, abandoning his shareholder. I called an ambulance, a police. She told me how it was. I was not even told a word, and the young Homo sapiens was accused of trying to kidnap a child and imprisoned for 8 years.
The Loving Mother, Mr. Kishinev
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Loving mother respect, but, unfortunately, in Russia, for such, most likely, will be put on self-defense. The nearest example is the term of the grandfather, who from the gun of the house struck the robber who entered the pensioner into the apartment. A lot more examples. The Russian system does not need people who are able to defend themselves and simply hold weapons in their hands. = = (
Anya Moksyaeva! check your email address!I was writing Trojan!? to
What are the two main problems of modern Moscow?
-- General confusion on glamour... and nowhere properly cooled fresh-pressed juice. Especially the avocado.
c) of A.B. Rested
There is a suspicion that while I sleep, the tapes argue and run out - one under the couch, one under the table. Angry
Gastezzo: Eva: How is the weather?
EVA: Gastezzo is great! I walk in the dress! And you?
I am not in the dress...
Gastezzo: Why is it?
Gastezzo: Eva: the chest is small and the youth runs out
I once saw a man whose cheeks did not burn on his cheeks, because he was smiling all the time.
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YYY: The Joker’s direct objection is what it is.
I am being driven out of the universe :(
WOW: Is it so serious?
Theme: UGU
What does the Dean say about this?
“Take your diploma and let your spirit not be here!”
and ZZZ:
I watched Dr. House.
by vvv:
It sounded like "Hello, I am Nastia and I am an alcoholic"
by vvv:
Everybody is ringing around)
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Hello how do you do? Do you want to meet? Tell about yourself
I’m married, I have 8 children, I don’t have a car, I don’t look like the smoke of eblan and ranetok, I’m a happy owner of a beer belly and sweater that I drive in jeans, and overall I’m gay.
What about you?Can you tell us about yourself?
It is horrendous!! Where do these people live???? to
I live in Latvia.
Not in Lithuania but in Lithuania!!! You are also illiterate!!!! to
Oh sorry what?
I am not speaking Lithuania, but Lithuania!!! Is he still deaf?? to
WOW: Where are you missing?
Tagged: awowow
Sorry, my brain exploded
The Nine.
Someone was very waiting. So, you’ve gotten out with your farmer.
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Football between Russia and Finland.
She: It is in vain that Huss does not release two Berezutsky brothers on the field at once. The brothers looked so symmetrically in defense.
He: You don’t understand...Guss does everything right in the break one brother goes out on the field instead of the other and so we have one replacement more. The Voila.
I am in a blockade on the approach to Moscow.
Which is Napoleon?
One of my friends worked with my father. I stumbled black. Coded it did not help. Then I sat down for Linux. I stopped drinking! and wife. He also dropped...
<xxx> Sweeping, Sweeping in the face yesterday hit %)
<yyy> Who is it?
<xxx> he liked the dark goat beer, he looked into the barley and whispered: two black goats!
<xxx> and we have two Armenians there trading
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For those who still think that the color of the hack is yellow.
Open a new window, go to Yandex and see the meaning of this word in the dictionaries:
Haki Ushakov
Ha'Kee is and the earth. Green with grey.
Please, please, let me tell you about the joyful life.
and Ura! I now have an angel on the skull!
In the skull? and anymore? How much does it cost?
1000 r per month.
Is it so cheap?
Well... there’s anymore, let’s say with some limitations.
What is limited there?
Traffic... and stop roasting!! to
Nothing hurts as badly as your own stupidity.
My wife called an electrician. It was Sunday, and all the neighbors were there.
I opened the cage.
The man was found to be healthy, in a blue suitcase, with a suitcase and squeaky.
by voice.
As soon as he entered, the little dog that lived in our courtyard, loudly
He grumbled and started to bite a new leg.
by Masha! I rattled.
The man, slightly under the closet, immediately turned on and waved with a joyful face.
For the entire district:
The man! The dog is playful! You can’t bite a beautiful man in the foot.
And here, across the corner, my wife Maria Egorovna sailed out!
Time has stopped.
Looking at my wife’s stone face, the man stood on me.
Through the tears that poured both of my eyes, I could only squeeze:
My dog is called Iroquois.
When officials robbed faster than the people produced, they declared that the people could not work.
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----- Gold------ (12:06):
How beautiful is my face and what would you like to do with it?
Cocaine Talk (12:06):
The eyes are beautiful, mm.
and...
She said that if she gets in the best she will give)))