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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №19528
 23.08.2009
About a year before bed included a variety of English lessons. I learned the language in my dream. The result is a bit unexpected: now, with the sounds of English, I instantly fall asleep as dead))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19527
 23.08.2009
from job.ukr.net

Applicant Catherine
Assistant Manager Position

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19526
 23.08.2009
... i.e When he was 12 years old, he was already involved in the development of...
..."27 years" and "I worked from call to call all my life and I didn’t get any money from my homeland" I’ll give up if he’s as a shy designer as he thinks of himself...
and etc.
— — — —
A whole flock cannot elementarily read the text, cannot think, cannot express thoughts without matte, does not even understand the essence of the text, but is already leaning down with its premature opinion to comment.
27 is not the age, it is the number of years spent alone.
Yes the degradation. Degradation of the mind.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19525
 23.08.2009
ZaoOoza (12:50:17 20/08/2009)
I was in Adler, I walk by the road, Mitsubishi is driving nearby, on her body is an aerography due to penguins. The minions went.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №19524
 23.08.2009
Even if you’re told to “forgive everything you’ve been taught in school” it’s not a reason to transplant your hands back on your ass!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №19523
 23.08.2009
by Dan (15:30:45 20/08/2009)
Yesterday was F.

KiR (15:31:03 20/08/2009)
You are CH? There is no living there!!! to

by Dan (15:32:17 20/08/2009)
Do not enter the bowl.

KiR (15:32:43 20/08/2009)
and ROFL

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19522
 23.08.2009
Who is the lucky owner of the number n001ah? =) is
© small_change

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №19521
 23.08.2009
Blonde: Are you offended?
Winnisepu: I never offend fools, children and women.
Blonde: So I’m still a fool like you!! to
WINNIZEPU: I don’t even know what to answer now...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №19520
 23.08.2009
“No matter how bad you are, others will probably do it better.“Ivory Shirt”

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №19519
 23.08.2009
One lady is imaginative, in every strange man she sees a potential maniac, even after a walk with a dog she tries to enter the entrance so that she can ride in the elevator alone.
And these days, after a evening walk with her little dog, she goes into the elevator, presses the button of her upper floor - and then a typhoon jumps into the elevator with a thirty-year-old... She feels his bad fluids with all the fibers of the soul and is just already sure of his dirty intentions, which is confirmed by his question:
A girl?
A friend swallowed a bite in her throat and whispered, almost wet:
– No...
And then on the face of the ambal reflected a sincere confusion - he questioningly looks at his girlfriend's dog and asks:
Why a bandit?
The girlfriend also lowers her eyes and gets stuck in the shovkin red batch...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №19518
 23.08.2009
Excessive use of alcohol can cause - prostitutes!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19517
 23.08.2009
He said, “I hate cravates.
Strange, you like the striptease.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №19516
 23.08.2009
The accuracy worked out over the years is not only when Mavrin throws the mediators in the same chair at his concerts.

This is when you pour a glass of juice at night in the kitchen, drink it on the way to the room, put it on the table in the dark... and get into the glass already standing on the table!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №19515
 23.08.2009
by Ed Vansed:
Satan will come to you and offer you to join his army.
by Ed Vansed:
Would you agree?
The Granite:
The devil knows, but if Satan comes to me, I will first get a good break.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19514
 23.08.2009
Someone wrote:
One blonde creature has been in contact with the nick Sweet Princess for 22 years
I like noisy companies. I love when gifts are given!!! Go to the shops!! I love the Teddy Mice! Hanging in contact. Go to clubs, go crazy. Look at the world "Through pink glasses"... because pink is MY LOVE COLOR... well, not only pink, but also blue and blue, and I forgot about grey))))..I dream of having everything in these colors****, I am the girl of the ball!!!!!! And my interests were: volleyball,, basketball,, cycling,, skating,, rolls..... short dresses, narrow jeans,, mini shirts,, mini shorts))) shirts,, long nails, fitness, like shirts from PATRIZA PEPE,,,, FURLA>>>>ME//XX/ PEPE Jeans.. and many others... don’t like to write.
Favorite music: >>>>>>
Favorite Movies: No Favorite Just Like:
Favorite TV shows: when nothing to watch You can house 2 to watch,,,,,,, your game... Laughter without a prAvil... Kill the League. and etc.
I forgot when I last read it!!! I read the newspaper every day!!! GLAMUR.......COSMOPOLITTAN-sHoPPiNg.....no and others

O_O Oyaebub writer, to sterilization immediately!
__________________________________________________________________________

Their own game??? O_O

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №19513
 23.08.2009
The neighbor went to wash his socks. In the second half of the night.
Shredder: I thought I was sleeping, washing quietly. And we have our dishes :)
Shredder: I have already started to fall asleep, here the whistle whispered a small type of fork, the neighbor as a whistle on the whole block "Fuck!and "
Shredder: is not burning :)

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №19512
 23.08.2009
Judging by the ratings of quotes, they are not so much appreciated by those who evaluated them, but by those who understood them.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19511
 22.08.2009
Mikhail Sergeevich, No. 76711, is a shit!

I pass by the shelter, opposite the windows of which there is a transformator cabin. On her wall: “Masha, I don’t love you anymore! Now I love the pellets!and "

I guess I did not eat it, and I did not eat it ?

[ + 74 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19510
 22.08.2009
The guy bought a rollon, and there was no package of oil in it... well he took it and wrote an angry letter on soap to them.

One day they received a package with 100 packs of roton.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №19509
 22.08.2009
in the forum

Should baby water be boiled or can it just be heated?

Answer: I do not boil because my daughter drinks from the bath and lickes the floor.
I think it is unnecessary in such conditions.

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