Discussion of sexual feelings:
The xxx:
It is pleasant...
The xxx:
It is crazy pleasant...
YYYY :
crazy pleasant in the army to have cookies with cooked condensate - the rest is hentai

@rvs

After two hours in the Abyss you begin to realize that Petrosyan, scuco, funny and funny jokes! )))))

Gazette.Ru09.08.09 20:21 At the WTC 30 people stuck on the stalled wheel of observation

Vesti.Ru09.08.09 21:17 57 people were evacuated from the watch wheel in Moscow

323 of Russia. 27 people came in to get to the news ))))))))

The bar boss. There vodka varies by 1500-5000 rubles per bottle. He calls me on the day, at work, and he himself sits pulling 300 grams and says: Vasya, don't drink vodka dear, one shit that for 300 rubles that for 5000...

I think it is necessary to tell him that at 5,000 he has never tried vodka, because the keys are on the checkpoint of the cabinet, and you can share any bottle...

What are you doing?
by...
Who / What?
-I scattered the word X@Y on the roof of a ruberoid, four rolls are gone, now I wait for it to appear on the Google map

A partner from work told about a trip to Hungary in the 90s for a BMW car.
They stopped with a friend in the hotel, the car parked nearby, and the windows of the front doors left open for 5 cm (to let the air move freely in the cabin).After 5 minutes a man in a special clothes and says something in Hungarian with the use of the BMW brand...After 5 minutes of explanations and ridiculous faces (Hungarian nobody knew) decided to go down to the car and see what happened to him...The man showed several times that the guys said the glass cover."To not steal"-thought the men... began to explain in Russian that we were not afraid of...there is nothing valuable...That is why in the air the cabin was walking...But Wenger did not pay attention)))After 10 minutes of corny explanations, the men said that he went off, the car was

In the pharmacy hangs the "running line", the line, everyone watches on this line - among the advertisements flashes a verse:

The little girl came to her father.
I asked the crush.
Two bands well?
Dad got sick.

I stand, rju, alone, among the babes
becomes uncomfortable

The girl who found Mountain Dew to replace the non-green sprite, I want to upset you - TARHUN was always )))

If admin doesn’t work, then everything works.
by admin.

comments to the article about hair coloring on one of the women's forums:
"Can you paint your hair so that it grows the same color?"

The man who doesn’t kiss. How do you shake your hand?

tRIFF (17:51:37 9/08/2009)
Link to the girl's photo

doofey (17:51:48 9/08/2009)
Is it transgender?

tRIFF (17:51:56 9/08/2009)
This is my wife.

doofey (17:52:14 9/08/2009)
You are beautiful 😉

Yesterday I returned home after work.In the neighboring house on the second floor, apparently, a drunkon is going.Loud music, drunk crying, a crowd of smokers on the balcony.The door to the balcony, accordingly, opened.Suddenly the smokers break up, and some obviously not a sober body with a scream"I am a bird!" jumping out of this balcony.After landing on the sidewalk, breaking his nose and rejecting the last brains, he issued "BLA, I AM A CHILD!".

1: tell me, please, on the toyota platz with 1 litre GRM engine or chain?
2: generally, there would be enough rubber from cowards, but the designers decided to put a chain

<Shinji> Merck, PP, Mom told a mega-story from the village) Grandfather complained that his cats started to lose some weight, although they permanently have two bowl-size bowl-size bowl with a bowl. Two months later, a kilo of three was caught in the barracks, which ate the entire cat's barracks and chased the cats themselves from food.)

In our heads from a young age, all known methods of propaganda are struck that the essence of the Russian man is to drink, to drink a lot, in large quantities, everything that burns. The Russians were never alcoholics, and the planned joining of the people began after Stalin’s death. Any alcohol in any quantity obstructs human genes, destroys the brain, destroys the integrity of the personality, burns out the soul. I gave up alcohol, do it too!

K to:

For the guy, this is the last drop. He gets a cell phone and calls the number:
“Hello Serena, listen, you haven’t sold your bastard yet? How much do you want? Do you pay for 45? Okay, I take... yeah, I don’t know, I’ve long wanted to learn... I’ll go in the evening, wait.
In the rounded eyes of the girl appears BSOD, she "hangs" with an open mouth. The guy hides his cell phone and looks at it with what Putin looked at Medvedev during the inauguration.
I look at the guy, smile and start applauding loudly.
– – – – –
The looking idiot.
And when she sends it, she will be right. Because I wasn’t thinking about how to spend better on myself, but what to do at home (you have a jacket, a new closet, etc.). Only minors don’t understand what it means to live together, when money should go to the family, not to themselves, so they’re obsessed with me, and so on. Per at least somebody will understand the difference between "how we are better at spending" and "what I buy".

The softer the place, the harder the paper seems!

In slightly more prosperous years than now, our American technology company hired a bunch of people from around the world, as local engineers are quite expensive. They developed one rarely useless but technically complicated shit for the Japanese market. The majority of people worked in Russia, China and India on individual tasks, but we in Chicago also sent representatives of groups one by one or in groups, so that our bosses had one to hit when it didn’t work. Well, to get to know people, because theoretically we work together.
So it was from the process of acquaintance that one group of Russians, who shared their first impressions with me as an emigrant from the rabbit, remained in full enthusiasm. We had one boss, an American of Indian origin, who chose one Russian engineering firm for cooperation and initially offered their senior to come to us for a couple of days. A little boy arrived — though the main but young at all, and was never in America before (not to mention whether he ever saw half-assimilated Hindus in America). Our Hindu invited him home to dinner, well, the Russian boy as a polite man with empty hands did not come to the guests, but brought, of course, a bottle of vodka. What to do with this vodka, the Hindu imagined very approximately. But whether he guessed himself, whether the Russian guest hinted that it is put on the table, poured, and consumed inside. The Hindu himself did not dare to try, and the Russians drank this vodka in the evening, and the whole bottle. He gently said goodbye and left.
And then here is what: the relationship with the Russian office was well established, a month later a group of four people came to meet, and the Hindu this time invites the whole group to visit. They come, sit at the table and see: the hospitable host before each of them put a bottle of vodka.

Teach your children to eat with their left hand. Then, sitting behind the compass, they will thank you.