XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: I am starting to prepare for the car trip
Q: Do you set the route?
See also: Nea
Q: Are you already collecting things?
No, not again
Are you trying to persuade your parents? XD is
Three attempts are over. I have a fancy!! to
...only my boyfriend comes on a date with airballs in order to then breathe helium together and rust like dwarfs? O_O
Where is this pirate who sent the Kaspersky list of sites with keys to the sapport?
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"...Tuch: Girls with a breast size less than a third can’t lick their nipples..."
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It is blue!! I can!! I am an adult man...
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In the quote:
Dietary cola kills all sperm in a minute and can be used as an effective contraceptive.
This discovery was awarded the Alternative Nobel Prize in 2008.
Send by Smertnick.
Please bring to the top, save the fools.
Any soda, especially sweep, as well as all kinds of coli-fant-spray when sprinkling (introducing a girl where she should be) lead to almost 100% infertility!!!!!!! to
Save the child. Use a condom.
thank you.
We went to the mountains on a journey in three: my friend and I with a girlfriend.
The girl turned her leg and could not walk. We decided that a friend will go one-on-one for the rescuers and we will remain waiting.
Talk in the tent.
The rescuers will arrive in 24 hours and the condoms will only last for 3 hours.
XXX is
I was sitting down and I had an idea.
XXX is
Will the stepler pierce the nail?
XXX is
It will be :'(
The girl burned:
- During a walk, if you need to photograph yourself from the side, you need to ask people with shells - they will not be able to escape with the camera.
Bruce Willis knows that he is advertising Russian vodka in the Paterson store.
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from ZH:
XXX: Imagine I found a list of international days today. I was born on International Beauty Day. and :)
YYY: Yes, I saw him too. I was born on International Customs Day.
Zzzz is fun. Reference to this list.
xxx is linked to the list.
Zzzz: Fuck now I know where I have the eternal noise. I was born on World Toilet Day :(
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Ferym: Do you go to the links and banners between the quotes in BORE? Those who are always cheating on them.)
Sasha worries once, Vanya worries two, Petya worries three, Masha goes to the ultrasound!
Thirteen (17:01) :
I see, the guy has the status "I want a girl.I wish with brains". The next conversation:
Hi to you!
and hello.
I have brains. What do you think of pultuous glass plastic?
The guy does not respond and writes status:"I want a girl. Preferably with cries".
My wife told me.
As a child, when she was with her grandmother in the country, they were attacked by crops. They usually came at night, when everyone was asleep, and the nights in that area were, to say, very dark. The men, unfortunately, were not with the family at this time, the father and grandfather left for earnings, so the women were afraid to give the thieves resistance. So, one evening, the grandmother admired the sunset - fell asleep on the street, she woke up from strange noises in the middle of a deep night. As it turned out, the thieves were a few meters away. From horror, she was even afraid to shake up, not to reveal her presence, until she felt someone's hand on her leg. From shock, she could say only one phrase: “I was waiting for you here, fucks!” and “Not going to steal any more.”
And in general, when I am called a cat, I want to remind this man in his shoes.
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14 degrees on the street (what to wear)
yyy (16:32:53 8/08/2009)
In the summer, wear a coat and don’t fall.
If I jump in the subway, will I land in the same place?
He will be taken immediately. Don’t fuck at the peak hour! :e is
Funny Kirill wrote:
Two-headed birds will eat you.
Alexander -Static+ Khalitov wrote:
You are funny)
Funny Kirill wrote:
You are Khalid.
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Stop drinking people. Weakly seeing a young boy with a buckle to pick up and lull to give. Hardly seeing that they are selling bullshit to minors - to catch a claim? This fucking is not propaganda. This is a way not to die out. Is it hard to give up a couple of bottles of beer at night? Is it bad to quit smoking and take cigarettes from minors?
I’m just scared for us... The war is already ongoing, but without explosions.
The Rebel.
I sat with my brother at the computer. Showed how to move the mouse, how to press the buttons... Brother carefully took the mouse, entered the Start-Programs and launched a torrent... I am afraid for his future...