I am telling you now as a staff member that the main qualities in an employee are to be able to be flattered before customers and to work with cakes. A red diploma, a red diploma.

Why is life like a game?? to

He killed a fly and 20 rubles fell out of it and a bottle of kefir.

The psychic of the summer. Shirt with short sleeves.

Recorded number 1
I thought and decided that this would be my blog!

I came from work early, I walk into the room and I watch the following picture: my eyebrows a needle tape with condoms, half-shopped condemning the “daughter... daughter... daughter...”

The son comes home after school, and his dad is an administrator in an online game, he monitors the order in the chat. The son approaches the father and says:
Dad, you are being called to school.
For what?
I fought for the change.
Let the soap be removed. Without coverage, the complaint is invalid.

Sacred )

Tagged with: fake! I just have no words!!! to
I bought beer and chips. A free evening. I decided to postpone. The Heroes of Magic 3. Created a random map, specifically selected the BIG to develop longer. Everything is fine, I sit, play, pump, urinate random enemies around, drink beer, eat chips...
SOLOD: After a couple or three hours, it becomes clear... The computer created a map divided by the forest and the mountains exactly in half. And there are no portals, no passages, no underground crossings!
I am dumb running down; the enemy is dumb running up.
SOD: One comforts, I at least run with beer and chips... %)

Do not give and do not give! Why don’t you invite me anywhere?

XXX: Say, and if this one girl has sucked me off
And then the angina began.
XXX: How am I involved?
Father Christmas? I knew you were!

I met Olya, I broke up, I got married... I met Lena, I broke up, I got married... I met Nastya, I broke up, I got married... Well, fuck, you all come to me to study, what???!!! to

We now have a good children’s playground.
“When we grew up, we had only a turnik, a sandbox, a large boiler, and a large iron puddle that we wanted for some reason.

Lying is more dependent than nicotine.
I want to smoke, but I don’t want to go for cigarettes.

XXX is
O_O
XXX is
Thirteen in the Forest
XXX is
Not a spy spy.
XXX is
He puts the swallow on the eye of the wood, this is not a swallowing swallow.

SeeleSchneider:*Status* Depression
XXX: What are you sad about?
SeeleSchneider: With a girl separated...
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SeeleSchneider: In general, keep a brief correspondence...
Figo, he makes the coon. Girlfriend and I like it.

On the radio "record" the host reads the coming sms:
I extend a greeting to all Vaza employees! I am very pleased to put the song of the group TATU "People with disabilities" to the public.

No other pedestrian has struck the car, yet the drivers are dissatisfied.
by Ilya Ilf

I have tried everything in the world.
I will never fall so low.
To eat peelmen "My Family"
I don’t eat my family and relatives.

From the official forum Kaspersky:
Where can I send pirate keys to add them to the blacklist? I also want to report on a couple of sites that are constantly poured keys and various hackers to antivirus. I’ve tested some of them and I’ll tell you this is a dream for anyone who doesn’t want to pay for a license but wants to use your sad.gif product for free!
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This is Pidor.

festival Global East, Kiev, Ukraine (dough of steep foreign metal teams). On Sunday, after Epica’s performance, one of the organizers goes on stage and says:
- The Epica group decided to make a gift to the fans - autograph session. Only a big request: do not teach them to mother in Russian... Then yesterday the vocalist of Crematory Felix approaches me (they performed on Saturday) and pronounces: “Everything will be fine, fuck my cock.”

I’m a stupid man, I’m drilling eggs.
I put the fork into it and it got a great mixer.