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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16683
 22.05.2009
She: Let’s move with the chicks?
He: Let’s, I’ll lose of course, but for the sake of the process I’m ready)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16682
 22.05.2009
16.04.2009 Tokio Hotel guitarist beats women. Detailed

Destroying the competitors? O_O

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16681
 22.05.2009
The quote:
If the app strongly asks to restart the computer and in no way agree to work this second, and to restart well deadly reluctance, you can make the computer think that it is restarted. To do this, we press Start - Turn on and (attention) press the SHIFT key to restart. For a second, the computer stumbles and, it would seem, nothing happened... no matter how - now your computer is fully confident that you stumbled it.

The answer:
Even in ancient times, users knew that rebooting with the "Shift" is a reboot of Windows, not a comp.
Yes, then the youths were probably advanced.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16680
 22.05.2009
The most popular application among Windows users was "Windows Task Manager"
See also: Oga A prize of audience sympathy received BSOD

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16679
 22.05.2009
xxxxxxxxxxx:
My sister is hot! ?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Calls by phone, an example dialogue:
Q: We have finished honey at home, can you put a little in the bowl? I will go take it!
I have a 260 gram bank.
Q: No, 260 grams is little, more is more?
I have a half litre.
A: Half a litre is right! Don’t put the money in full, half the bank is enough.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16678
 21.05.2009
He took me to the pension for three days, romance, champagne in the foam bathroom, etc. We wake up in the morning. This miracle tastingly pulls, turns to me, looks for a second, then stretches out his hand:
It is great, Sasha!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16677
 21.05.2009
Boy(08:57:18 17/05/2009)
Do you have trousers that are not sad? I want to break. Not to shoot, but to break.

My girlfriend (08:58:02 17/05/2009)
I have them all broken...

The man (08:58:29 17/05/2009)
I understand, I go to action.)

My girlfriend (08:58:59 17/05/2009)
Are you a coward to crack??=-o

My girlfriend (08:59:14 17/05/2009)
Wait for me. :D

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16676
 21.05.2009
I am 11 and I have a girl.

The Given? =) is

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №16675
 21.05.2009
On the cheese paper in the store:

Telephone operator J.S.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16674
 21.05.2009
Linux/unix is a normal wire.
You put me under the table!!The murderer!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16673
 21.05.2009
From the keyboard ternager website: "In the program in the phrase mode there are high-spiritual sentences such as "Buratino shaken, shaken and burned". In order for your nobility not to be affected, you need to add the following Phrases_RU_censored.exe 150 Kb" after installing the program;

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16672
 21.05.2009
2009-05-14 at 09:15
I want to see the fog of the cat's eye with my own eyes.

2009-05-14 09:21
and the cat)))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №16671
 21.05.2009
I go from the disco, conducted a girl, 5 o’clock in the morning, the central street of the city, and I see two punk displays posters of handcuffs type of such a number there is a concert, in the afternoon probably scared.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №16670
 21.05.2009
xxx: the tip of your dimon will be broken - you will not refuse to sit a day with the child
YYY: The Demon? With a child?!! I will not give!
XXX: Are you a rider?
YYY: When were you with him for the last time?
xxx: yes, I understand that shit let us sit for a day
YYY: When was your last time with him, I ask you?
I don’t remember what happened in the summer, but what happened?
YYY: So you don’t know...
Yyy: The boys gave him a puppy on the dungeon. the speaker. The bird is terribly expensive, large and terribly beautiful. When they gave, he was already able to speak "Popka fool", and even in small things.
XXX is interesting.
Yyy: During this time the bird not only learned no new word from him, but also stopped speaking the old ones! Although he is healthy. New in his repertoire (in six months!) There were only three sounds. Guess what?
xxx: xxx
yyy: The sound of the ass, the whisper of Kaspersky and - hit, fucking! Stack on the clavier! You say a child...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16669
 21.05.2009
It is hard to be a genius. I have to repeat myself all the time:
"Okay, let these miserable people live on again!!and "

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16668
 21.05.2009
Terens: Comrades, and no one can give me a randomly unnecessary player for about ten days. I suddenly died...
dphstrangelove: If only a cassette, a, throw old?
terens: Ah, it is very difficult on the cassette mp3 files to listen, it is unclear where to pour the numbers

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16667
 21.05.2009
RINA (11:16:36 18/05/2009)
We go home with my husband and child... we go... I ask the child...
Do you jump years? Three years...
As a name? The frost...
What is my mother’s name? My mother Katya...
What is Dad’s name? Daddy the Goat.
I thought I was wearing my pants... the husband looked around the sides on his ass, baffled him and went on...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16666
 21.05.2009
What distinguishes good women’s clothes from bad ones?
You see the good, you get up, you take off; you see the bad, you take off, you get up.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16665
 21.05.2009
We meet in the clothes!! to
He took off his shoes and went down.
I took off my coat and it got worse.
Without a costume, the lump is alive.
Without glasses, it looks stupid.
He dropped his hat, pulled it out.
Without gloves, the hands are hooks.
Without a jacket, the chest is lighter.
The teeth were removed, the sounds worse.
Without a portfolio, the look is easier.
Without a cell phone, you are a poor man.
He dropped Mike, and he was very thin.
I pulled my moustache – such a wearer!
I looked – I laughed!
How important is custody!
Remove the cowards.
There will be no man!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16664
 21.05.2009
About Tom. How well the cleaner works, Sisadmin knows best.

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