Two drunk boys stand in a shop, picking a beer. Choose, approach to the seller (p):
Two large goats.
P: I can see...

and all. Those who stood in line could never buy anything.

We sit down with the cursor. 3 teachers and 3 students. For the third time, a fire alarm sounded, which everyone ignored.
Q: Are we really burning?
2nd edition: Yes! They are checking something.
Dada... this is how 30% of people burn in a fire.

And such piddles I shoot from the balcony of the second floor from the air into my ass. At the same time, I dress in a shamanic suit (caught from Africa). I don’t hide at all, on the contrary, I make wild screams at a successful hit. I pull a shamanic rod and go around on the balcony. The whole world knows and fears me. The local spana tried to take revenge, and I pulled out of my pocket a bunch of all kinds of garbage (coins, tickets, dirools, lighters) and scattered it into pieces and crashed on the heads of the unbelievers. One fool ran around looking at me and fucked up into the wall of the iron garage. They say the jaw was broken. After that, I was completely demonic. The rest of the shobla suddenly shattered and made such legs... scratched so that the stomach became sick. To consolidate success, I sometimes go out for a walk with my healthy cat on my shoulders. The cat is scared, he is scary at my neck, and these bites think he is cursing them. And also painted with a marker on the entrance door a kind of African-style crawl. And he did this in the afternoon in the same shamanic suit, and a friend asked to stand next to him and beat the drum. All fucking, I am a finite crazy in the eyes of the whole courtyard, but there is silence and tranquility. Cats walk freely. And it is harmful to throw on the knife, it is sharp. Read Zeland, it is useful as garlic.

took the medicine. and reassuring. Side effects - increased excitability, irritability..." But... = )

Before the trip to a business trip and vacation (together for 2 months) gave subordinates a ficus in a pot. The office arrived. Everyone with whom Ficus had to go was fired by Naher.

A friend sent a SMS:
Put money on this number!
Well he replied,"A * you don’t put on this number!and "
I thought he knew it was his mother :(

Greed is the second happiness, although some think it is the first.

She read in the newspaper a private announcement: "A missing cat, 11 months, gray,
striped, special signs: sociable, hooliganistic. Could have with someone.
Go with the car.”
I don’t think this cat will disappear.

Drinking with a girl from Arizona

A Mexican, Arab and a girl from Arizona in a bar.
When the Mexican drank his beer, he threw a glass in the air, pulled it out.
He shot his gun, and the glass flew into pieces.
He said, “We have beer cups in Mexico that are cheap and we don’t need to drink from it.
the same twice.”
The Arabs, in the sight of the Muslims,
He pulled up his glass, pulled out the AK-47 and broke the glass in a short row.
and small fragments. He said, “We have so much sand for the Arabs.
It’s a glass dish that we don’t drink the same twice.”
A girl in Arizona took her beer, dried it with one swallow, and threw it
She took out a 45-caliber colt and fired into the mexe.
The Arab. Taking the falling cup, I put it on the bar stand, ordered it.
She said, “We have so many illegal foreigners in Arizona.
“We don’t drink the same drink twice.”

On the forum discuss the castration of cats:

The operation went well, I saw the cut-off eggs and heard them fall into the urn. Men, there is no worse sound than that in nature :(

Elena Igorovna (22:29:47 11/06/2009)
The pipet! It’s called South Bootovo...I had a six under my windows, from whose windows Vivaldi sounded all over the street!! to

Agny: I am condemned
Agny: Married
Q: The meaning has not changed.

I am alone again (
What about your girlfriend? You said "friend of my harsh days" and so on)
The cat has scratched her...
WOW and CHO? Was it because of that?
No... I’m getting tired 😉

The Great Martyr (14:12:45 11/06/2009)
My mum was surprised yesterday.
comes to the kitchen - I see under his eye good 3 scratches and blood flows from them, what I ask - says I was lying on the couch your dog was sitting next to me and pulled my tail so that she didn't pull me I bit her for the tail, and she bit me for the eye
I say, in psychiatric medicine such a clinical case has never been.

I was in the newsroom, all over the city hanging posters with social advertising, there depicted a miserable redheaded boy and written "Daddy, don't drink", someone signed on one "without me", for a positive, friends! and :)

One day my miracle came out:
We only have sex before the wedding.

From the comments to the news about the kurpní grad in Barnaul.

A large town in Barnaul broke the glasses, damaged cars, destroyed the crop, raped women and caterpillars, drank and mated.

Kissed
Have you ever had a virgin?

rzhanchik
Aha

Kissed
Did you have sex?

rzhanchik
No, no, I sold her to the organs!

My daughter is 7 years old flying in a Moscow-Krasnodar plane. The man on the left asks: What is your name? Q. Where are you flying? Hi to you! All in Krasnodar and I in Krasnodar!! to

I read a comparison of cars Toyota Camry and Nissan Teana: "But the most important plus of the cabin "Toyota" is space......If you want, you can even drive three in the back."

This is yes! It can’t be like this, you can sit back three! Apparently, the author never sat in a taxi.