She: When we gather with girls, we make a cake, decorate it with cream and rubbed chocolate, and infuse it with cognac. MMM is great!

He: And when we gather with friends, we order pizza, decorate it with ketchup and sausage, and infuse it with beer. The evening!

If a ants lifts 10 times their weight, then 50 grams of ants can be sent for a bottle of beer.
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by Fuck! You killed my work day))) So:
50 grams of black working ants are rounded around 10,000 ants. Larook under the house, in the courtyard there are familiar ants. You can negotiate with the seller. Wash the bottle with the same composition on the 6th floor of заебуццо ants, because you need at least 3 brigades, that is, 30,000 ants. Delivery of beer should be in the stealth mode - so that the beer is not sprinkled, and ants are not sinked. The Questions:

How to motivate ants?
How do they deal with the elevator or staircase?
3) How much is the seller in the box?

Hello, what are you doing? We are stupid!
Beer, Dirty Dances and Porn!!! As always as always!!! to
Have you tried?

ROSOBRNADZOR considered excellent assessments for EGE in biology suspicious

Graduates '09 considered the EGE a dull shit

1 to 1.

I go with my wife on the street, advertising a deodorant with the following slogan - "Silver molecules for better protection."
My wife is a lie! Everyone knows that the best protection is only in the Adamanthians!

From the newspaper:...the blind from birth Vladimir V., who ran in Kharkiv marathon distance 42km 195m received as a prize TV...

Nathalie (10:40:36 3/06/2009)
Max is...
I understand that I’m going to ask a terrible nonsense now... but... I need to... don’t laugh okay?

Nathaniel (10:40:45 3/06/2009)
But...!

Nathalie (10:40:49 3/06/2009)
Still...

Nathalie (10:41:49 3/06/2009)
If you just change the monitors at the system driver, then all the content of the desktop will remain in place? And all the programs?

Max (10:42:44 3/06/2009)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nostradamus (CMC) (10:43:02 3/06/2009)
fucking

and ZZZ:
and also called and said: they gave us a new tank, come change it...I told them I am not doing the tanks for you to the sanitary... after a couple of minutes they are calling back, they say that the sanitary is not doing this, I, in turn, rattled and said that I am not doing this too... and an hour ago I was called by the pro-rector and inserted a pencil that I refused to change the old system for the new.

Recruiters, if you are still breaking your head over how to "cut off" the army, turn to the popular rapper Timati, as the hero of "Star Factory" managed to do this without much effort. The secret is simple: just go to the tattoo salon and decorate your body with a lot of tattoos. It turns out, according to the Russian legislation, if the body of the recruiter covers 50 percent of the tattoo and more, then he is considered untouchable. Such a verdict was made by the psychiatrists Timati, who, like many of his peers, also did not avoid the march to the military commissariat. The star of domestic rap this fact is not embarrassing, on the contrary, service in the army was never part of the plans of Timati (in the world of Timur).
And everything would be fine if the fate of this young man had not so excited the Deputy Speaker of the State Duma Vladimir Zhirinovsky. He said he was ready to support Timati and apply for the singer's service in the armed forces. According to Vladimir Volfovich, self-expression in the form of tattoos and piercings is not a reason to forget about the debt to the state. Zhirinovsky intends to appeal to the Minister of Defense with a request to make an exception for Timati. "In the army, you can play a drum or even a trumpet, and maybe you can make a couple of new marches," said the leader of the LDPR in his address to the singer.

Let us all support Vladimir Volfovich.

Comrades communalists, explain to me, Which HUE you have after giving the long-awaited hot water, for 5 (FIVE!!!) Can you turn off the cold??? Shit, are you mocking us? It boiled in the bench in two weeks... Plus, maybe at least one of them will see.

Only when you know the black wakes, you begin to appreciate the grey.

Ask the child a mystery:
“It grows fat, it weakens, it cries to the whole house.”
A 5-year-old child to this puzzle, without thinking, answers - "Mom"

A new decree was issued: All long-distance drivers to gather their children around the country.
The man did so, gathered everyone and brought them home. He calls his wife and says:
Find out, we will introduce you.
The wife answers:
We didn’t get them all, we got them all yesterday.

<XXX> you are fucking
You whom I have called a fool, that I may love you, I will pass through fire and water innocent, the fool.
<XXX> Well - don't burn and don't drown - natural shit

xxx: I feel a note of doubt in your voice.
YYY: There are doubts? To me honestly!

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and Senya:
It is cool!! It really works. After I finished myself in the headphones, turned on the computer columns and I turned off a dog, a castrated cat and a sterilized cat. Then I put the columns on the window and gained noise. For half a day, I have been watching passengers, a yard, babies in wheelchairs, birds and even mosquitoes end up right under my windows on the dirty asphalt. This must be seen. Try it.

I cried

I read the book and there two heroes, who burned strongly in the soul, already began to consider them their male ideal) Well, I get to the middle, as a result, one dies, and the other turns out to be a aunt, well what life?

There are good people.
Today on Tula saw a picture: a terrible rain poured, and of course immediately on the roads formed huge deep rivers.
And on the sidewalk where the passage through the Serpukhov shaft stood a bunch of people, who were afraid to wet their feet in the pebble - stood and wet under the rain.
There were five men and three girls in boat shoes.
And on the other side of the lawn stood a 20-year-old guy in appearance - a typical bead - healthy, in a red jacket without sleeves and sports trousers.
The girls did not dare to cross the road at all, and the guy apparently cried out that he would still have to wet his legs. He approached them and quietly took and, in turn, carried everyone on his hands. And then a woman of 40 years also passed. He smiled at the girls and went on his way to the subway.

Boys, how well it would be if everyone were the same normal guys, not standing like those guys, not deciding to help the girls.

"The main thing is to surround good people"
Field Marshal Paulus

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