The dacha is the place where the plant becomes a tree, the seed becomes a vegetable, and the plant becomes a tree.
Man is cancer.

I just gave and left. without words. And it’s not because I don’t like to see the manifestations of emotions, including those momentary ones, that make people do things that they later have to regret. I left because many of us started to confuse a gift with a bartender. When you give something and expect something in return, it is not a gift, it is a barter. And a gift is when you give "just so"©. I left so they didn’t think I was waiting for something.
Cake, wine and candy when I came to work, I took it out of my backpack, put it in one bag and put it in the refrigerator so that it didn’t ruin. And when I went to the server, I did not translate from the package to the backpack.
I’ve started pulling since February. Not in a hurry, not under the sticks, not in a hurry, but for pleasure and pleasure. For a gift, not a barter.
I was not going to take the 295, but I was looking for something thousand for nine. But there was a charitable campaign in the store - "donate an amount, get a ticket with a discount". Most discount is 1-10%. This time I got 50% (with indication that it is valid for purchases with base prices from 20K). So the 295th I got for 9500, including "donation". And the amount "drawed" by the eiradas.
I don’t care what they think of me. I am what I am.
P.S But the flowers didn’t come in :)

The chief in the morning drew all kinds of eastern sweets, sits down slowly eating. The accountant comes in, looks up and says:
What’s delicious, what’s not calorie?? to
The leader with a quiet voice, not moving away from the monitor:
The plate...

Well, comrades students, from next semester we start studying?

Listen, if there is a concept of “brain assault,” then should there be brain assault planes?
yyy: brainstormers, brainstormers, brainstormers and brainstormers. I know a few people =))

Yesterday my cat walked into a textbook on higher mathematics, I had never had such solidarity with an animal.

A friend recently arrived. The owner looks around the table.
Having seen an unprecedented device - a tablet, grabs it and tries to put it on the floor: "This is the weights, right?"
I’m in full horror...I succeeded!

Valyard: During my six years at the university, judging by my remaining knowledge, I studied only yupology, yupography, yupometria and a little yuposophy.

I’ve seen a lot... but in order to use ArtMoney to try to increase the download speed displayed in the browser...

By the way, do you know who the Southern young people are talking about "fuck panda"? About moscovites who come to the south and sunbath in sunglasses. About a week later, they have circles around their eyes that are typical for the panda.

Did you know that if the smiley """ distinguishes a two-point, it will be a ninja turtle?

I got up at five in the morning to repeat the exam. In aska, he writes a predicate, which in 4 hours to give an ex.
Good morning, why am I not asleep?
I: Hi, yes, I decided to repeat the lecture before your exam.
P: This is the pace you will learn until Monday.
I: Alexey Mikhailovalch, as you will tell you, we don’t have the exam on Monday, but today, at 9 a.m., to be precise.
Is it sixth today?
A: Fuck it
Q: What a fool put on Saturday
If I wake up, I will come.

I went to the clinic today. Guess to whom:

by Зав. The House of M.D.

I said straight slowly, “Hello Gregory,” he said, “Your house is shit, and his name is Michael.”

Examination of mathematical analysis.
The Teacher:
What would you do if I asked you to calculate the amount?
The student:
I will hang myself!
The Teacher:
Okay, he doesn’t get along.

A. N My boss is 53 years old.

A. NOhhhhhhhhhh!by 11
Tagged with: o_o
A. NOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! to
I am... already.
A. N A prize for you!!! to

What about Max? When will he return from the army?
When was he in the army? O_O
I saw in his photo where he was in shape.
WOW: Well and what? I was photographed in a musketer costume as a child, I am not a boyar!

One day I walk in the street, a girl in front of me on the cell phone says:
"Listen, you’re talking to me that way??? We slept with you, why are you talking to me??"
In a few seconds:
"A... well yes, we slept..."

Yesterday I listen to the weather forecast on the radio (city).The dictator lists the cities, calls the temperature-I miss everything by the ears,because I am interested in the weather only in St. Petersburg...And here I waited-in St. Petersburg the weather is the same as in Vladivostok...."Well, isn’t it?? to

The head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs wants to get rid of anonymity on the Internet
Nooze: In turn, now the anonymous on the Internet want to get rid of the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs

by Kotya:
You are where?? to
and ZXC:
I have a shit with the moustaches.
by Kotya:
Your revelations, Alexander, scare me.
and ZXC:
I cut off when I shaved.