Chat, men discuss female ejaculation
xxx: he, in pedivekya it is written that this liquid contains fructose and glucose)))))
YYYY: lol it does well! Instead of sugar!!!
zzz: there, in the male sperm also contains fructose and glucose - nichren is not sweet
YYY:... am
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28.04.2009
In Iran, homosexuality is a criminal offence that entails the death penalty.
This is from whom we should take an example!
xxx: The commercial director of our company was excited by the idea of placing advertisements on popular websites. Meanwhile, the idea of raising the salary of admin did not seem so joyful to him.
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You won’t believe, nothing. The shorter grandmothers are paid, the big boss is looking for his advertisement on the net, and it is not. Day searches, two searches, quarrels with advertisers, they send it, they say that everything has been working for a long time. He calls the comedian, put him in the same way...
YYY: No, admit what you did.
xxx: I say nothing, I don't even know why it happened ;) Okay, I'll go updating the banner...
Loneliness has become a shameful disease. Why is it so
Is he fucking? Because it makes you think. Decathlon is not today.
He would write, “I think – therefore I exist.” He said, “I am alone.
So I think.” No one wants to be alone:
It frees up too much time to think. And the more
The more you think, the smarter you become – and therefore, the sadder.
Frederick Begbeder
The world is so cruel that even socks can’t find a pair!!!and (
(c) by [BuhilHead]
The writer. I told the boss that everything was bad, I wanted to eat and I had no money. On what he complainingly brought me a package with sweaters and puddles on the table, calling it social assistance, and now every five minutes everyone is suited to hard work, because the firm needs money, say you don't see us Vika is hungry sitting)))...
At classes to improve computer literacy in teachers (which is held in one of the Samara universities with the light hand of the city administration, however, they reduced the hours in view of the fact that last year this same group successfully passed the basic course).
(Lena Prepod and the Universe Engineer)
A: Swipe the mouse cursor to Start in the lower left corner of the monitor and click with the left mouse button!
Q1: What is the cursor and where is it at the mouse?
Q2: Which of the two buttons is left?
2 teachers asked nothing, just attached the mouse to the monitor and quietly waited for the result!
The quieter you go, the poorer the haishnik.
Ten years ago, I stayed in a southern country. In our excursion
The group had a woman with two children, one of whom was ten years old and the other six.
The boys are whispering - always eye to eye behind them. My mother is constantly
He condemned:
When my husband arrives, he should have arrived.
Two weeks passed. We were preparing for departure, only at the airport I see this.
A woman without children.
Where are your boys? I ask.
My father and I will be here for two weeks. I will finally rest!
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28.04.2009
The shortest education test: insert the missed letters in the word
“On... on.”
If you have a kitchen, you are an educated person.
There was a huge San Bernardino. Stupid, kind and smiling. I loved everyone who came to us. But everyone who came was afraid of him. What was weird.
I went for a walk at night. In the forest (well, to make people less).
This miracle jumped into the bushes - well, interesting there! And I will encounter three drunk men... Oh, what a girl, oh, what a single girl!... And I don’t even have a voice of fear.
Suddenly the bushes move (very quietly) and the Baskerville dog comes out. Dirty, wet and smiling. He sat in front of me, cried and smiled to the men. He didn’t even grasp (he wasn’t able to do that in principle).
In my opinion, the men trembled and had not drunk in this forest for a long time.
When Lefa died, my dad said we’t have any more dogs.
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I’ll see this quote in the TOP, I’ll go to the army.
In the state of Colombia, two teenagers shot 12 people from ultrasound. The fault of Rammstein.
A teenager shot the family of a policeman in Alabama. The creators of the GTA. Here everything is obvious.
But what prompted a drunk Volgogradz to try to rape the enot-poloskun?? to
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27.04.2009
I’ll see this quote – I’ll make the internet free.
The Bear D.A.
What is the name of the Bucharest Palace?? to
Buckingham, after the third time, it would be time to learn!
Recently, by the will of fate, I visited in communication with students. I thought a lot...I doubted her “normality” rather.I agreed to meet with a girl-client of clocks at 10 at her.I live in the dormitory.We go into the room.She shows a place where to do something like not the tubes, not the table...There breaks up a kind of stunned girl and says: “I’m going to dry up?”"...and approaching the microwave loads her socks...I pretend that this is normal...After a minute she gets them and pleased leaves...Then we go to the neighbouring rooms...in the closet the door is shut.I’m going to see what to help—it’s just broken oil...in the room on the table is standing overheaded and a cupcake of tea in the head was warm-watered, in theFrom the tube pour "warm".
XXX is Pizzas. Sometimes I don’t understand Poppy. He has a light bulb, a cell phone with a light bulb, a light bulb on a brake, plus a LED light bulb in his pocket... He went, fucking, to the basement for a potato and took a candle with him.
YYY: Well, that’s not the worst yet :)
The worst thing is that there is light in the basement.
XXX: people, and how to press a railway arrow if her leg is pressed?
YYY: "I write to you from my mobile phone, and the train is getting closer?"
A friend told me:
They sleep somehow with their husband, or rather he sleeps, and she still falls asleep, then her husband in a dream says to her: "They are all yours."
She is "Who?and "
Husband: "The Byzantines..."
Then she called him the commander of the week))))
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