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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145024
 22.09.2017
From GeekTimes:

Bonio: Is a cache server a means of communication?
(Rated by readers: +6 )

Jex: Are there competent specialists in Roskomnadzor?
(Rated by readers: +24)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145023
 22.09.2017
Xxx: I watched an American show about the guys preparing for the ship’s day.
Xxx: Guys are stocked with cannons and cannons.
Xxx with medication? Materials and tools? In the surroundings, not just in the house. The gases at last??? No, I have not heard.
Xxx: Prepare to fuck))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145022
 22.09.2017
xxx: poor and poor %username%
All inclusive is not
No alcohol in the shops.

YYY: This is where it took him.

xxx: sand, camels and Arabs

YYY : Germany?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №145021
 22.09.2017
I bought a cat. Well, as I bought it, I picked up a creature on the street. washed, cleaned, went to the veterinarian, treated there for an amount of money... so, still bought...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145020
 22.09.2017
My biggest disappointment with the work of the sanitary is that reality is catastrophically different from the educational German videos.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145019
 22.09.2017
Iiiiiii... here we come to the REAL DANGER of GMOs, which no anti-GMO has ever thought of. The danger is that. Now the set of equipment for genetic modification has become quite cheap. Somewhere the prices jumped in just a million, and rubles. The genomes of living organisms are mapping, and this info is never closed. It is not scary that some GM potatoes will suddenly begin to incorporate their genes into human DNA - it is an anti-scientific fig and old-fashioned scares. It is terrible that some other "fighters for something" will be embedded in the genome of some harmless biting mosquito to produce a harmful component for humans. It’s not necessarily a deadly poison, although it would be effective: crush, and the city is extinct. You can simply worsen the health of the reproductive system, for example. The damage will be delayed, but even more extensive and terrible. And we are sitting here with foolish tongues trembling - and not whether they will turn into tomatoes from GM tomato paste. It is not necessary to ban (the criminals will find a way to bypass the ban), but to study and develop to be able to resist such a GM-biological superweapon. And tomatoes, they are, a pleasant by-product of study.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145018
 22.09.2017
Talk about the child's kindergarten after seeing the plan of the premises:
I: Prikyn, area of the group 102 square meters.! to
I: A dressing room like two of our rooms taken together
Let’s live in the garden ?
I am for!
I: There are glue beds, whole 4 toilets, 5 windows and kitchen))))
A lot of toys ?
I am : Yes! )
Let the kids stay at home ?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №145017
 22.09.2017
I saw in the bus an ordinary man like this - moderately burned, moderately red, moderately curly, moderately unbarred. He was wearing a blue t-shirt in a "design" white divorce, a typical such секонд-hand. Among the divorces were the big white letters "Vote YES on May 22".

has arrived. I stunned.

On May 22, 2015, a referendum on same-sex marriage was held in Ireland.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №145016
 21.09.2017
Miss Barashkins: I adore people in headphones, through which music so speaks that even sitting next to the subway, you can walk the track without a special burst.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №145015
 21.09.2017
Jen006: We are preparing for the appearance of a new baby - first assembled a bed, which immediately mastered the cat; then under the bed placed a cat wheelchair in pleasure from such softness and comfort! He won’t get into the new bedrooms...he’ll probably be surprised...how do you think, maybe it’s worth telling him?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145014
 21.09.2017
Like a boat of passion crashed into stones.
The man in the morning lusts and passionately whispers:
Do you want me to make you a cunnilingus now?
- Kunilingus is, of course, good, but you better prepare breakfast or take the child to school.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145013
 21.09.2017
[21.09.17, 11:02:30] xxx: One day in the country of a friend was cooking cancers, one man managed to get out of the pot. The acquaintance began to whisper, here came her younger sister (at that time 14 years old), swallowed the cancer with a hammer and threw it back into the pot.
[21.09.17, 11:02:36] xxx: Since then I’ve been afraid of cancer
[21.09.17, 11:02:38] xxx: and children

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145012
 21.09.2017
here here :

The unquestionable danger of photographing combat equipment during combat actions

This is yes. But if you wake up, and around - the Aztec hell, then "at least take a photograph of the technique";

Make a selfie in her background.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145011
 21.09.2017
Kidder came from school: “Today I heard a new word, but I don’t understand how the trick can concentrate in this place...”
and :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145010
 21.09.2017
I play a necromancer. I found myself here in the cave "unspoilt grave". Hm, what would you do with her?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145009
 21.09.2017
Sberbank is back again.
Accidentally I go to the local branch of Sberbank, which got on the way, you need to pay one small bill... A lot of people, but not deadly. I try to get to the terminal and get an electronic turntable. The road is blocked by a large woman who closes the terminal with her chest:
- You can not get a talent, because in the nearest hour we will issue pensions... wait...
Thus, closing the embryo of the terminal with the breast, local employees of Sberbank escape from the inspection of the “high” management.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №145008
 21.09.2017
My cousin and I, as a child, made bombs that exploded on the wall for a week, remember? Suric and silver, and two stones inside... They made forty pieces. And then the aunt found that box and threw it into the garbage pipeline... From the first to the third floor the garbage pipeline collapsed. It was about 1984.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145007
 21.09.2017
In short about honesty:

Inscription on the documentation to the knife: Material - rust.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145006
 21.09.2017
I met a friend in the park yesterday. We haven’t seen each other for a long time, we talked. He said it didn’t work, and asked why:

Yes, she was sick.

Will you live? (I asked with a smile)

I do not know. I have cancer.



The end. The fucking.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №145005
 21.09.2017
I go to the hospital for tests.

I ask: - I want to take a test for antibiotic sensitivity.

Laboratory practitioner: Do you have blood or urine?

I: I don’t know, you can tell me what to do.

Is it from blood or urine?

I: - (about myself, "Bla, I fucking like") Well, let’s get out of blood.

This is not done with blood.

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