Xenon: One question I immediately came across (which day of the week. I’m a freelancer, if I have a drink, it means Friday.

XX: I have been wondering for a long time, why do people go to pay for the post office?
xxx: why you can't ask your grandchildren to help with payment through terminals or online banking
yyy: you do not communicate with the terminal, and there is a engine, maybe you are lucky and you will crack.

The Fat Troll:
If you have sugar, replace it with lemon acid. The salt is different, but the lemon is the same! :)

The news portal:
At the beginning of August, the administration of the city of Arkhangelsk banned the charitable flooding of rubber races "Utiny race", seeing in the toys a corruption symbol.

Computers pull the cable over the emptiness above the hanging ceiling.
By the way, I read one story on the Internet...
About the Taxi?
and yes.
Do not need. Please enough.

There are dumb women everywhere. Even Pasternak had a stupid grandmother.
What did you take?
“Well, he wrote "And you are beautiful without twists".
At least he was beautiful.

In case of extreme need, cognac is allowed to smell the cat.

My sister and I drink tea. Neighbors are fighting behind the wall, but words cannot be resolved.
Q: I wonder what you can talk about without thinking for twenty minutes?
I (clinging my ear to the wall) Now we will know...
C: (disgracefully) Kindergarten... (drinking tea and not annoyingly stretching me the cup) Take a glass...

WOW: throwing pictures of cats
Over the cats! Dr. Urgently the mouse intravenously!
WOW: It is difficult...
Think of it, you’re a doctor!
You are definitely sick.
Yes, for the whole head!
WOW: Did you accept this?
My psychoanalyst says yes.
Is he in himself?
He is in shower, drinking and in severe depression. I only go to him for a week.
Does he need a psychiatrist?
Every psychoanalytic needs a psychiatrist.

told at work. He is on TV with Tom Hanks. The employee enters, seeing the desertor trying to sail to the meadow, thoughtfully says: I would be on that island. I would have shot everyone with a machine gun!
He goes away, leaving everyone lying. Father of three children.

Do you want a massage?

Tanya: I am not very. My grandmother will not refuse. She has a terrible radiculitis, she has just been prescribed a massage.

Snoopy: I do something else.

My grandmother will not give up.

Snoopy: a joke for the 100th norm

I’ll be joking regularly. And you will throw me every hundred on the phone.

It was in the time of the great and mighty.

I served in the glorious Turkestan Military District, as in other places, most of the personnel were our “brothers” that is, children of mountains and cotton plantations, who naturally did not understand a word in Russian, but this is only at the beginning of the service.

Another supplement is coming. After two weeks of quarantine, their vocabulary was scarce. To the commands and orders of the elders of the rank was the answer: "Don't understand" and all. Our gentleman, a man with a good sense of humor, takes in the office some leaflet with machine-writing text, builds a company and reads:

Order of the Minister of Defense of the USSR.

For those who do not speak Russian, the service in the army is extended to three years.

The same evening. The office has a line of young people, comes the first:

- I know the shipyard of the captain, the ordinary Gurbanberdyev, the Russian man.

Some women want to compare the face to a tight ceiling.

A colleague told me.
When I finished school, I told my father that I was tired of studying and I’t go to college. He was, of course, not happy, but he did not argue very much with me. If you don’t want to study, then go to work and agree with my uncle to take me to work for his company that carried out transportation in New York. My cousin was there for the same reason. It was fun. A new sense of freedom, our own money, and the city that never sleeps awakened our young blood. But I also had to sneeze almost every day. Very quickly we realized that the worst thing is to transport doctors and lawyers. They had a lot of things — heavy and bulky furniture, beating lustres and porcelain, and for some reason always, his mother, a piano. Loading and unloading the piano is, I will tell you, just a song. And the easiest was to transport offices – standard furniture, boxes – all light, square – beauty! One day we received an order from the hotel. We think it can be transported there in the hotel. Probably something office - we quickly shoot. They came and learned that they needed to return the exhibits from the halls on two floors where yesterday the exhibition of... the piano ended. I don’t remember how many there were, but I think there were a hundred. We did them almost a week non-stop.
The next year I went to college. I have not listened to classical music since then.

Where is the most fertile land in Russia?
- In the park Zaryadye - 13 hectares removed 14 billion. “The Greens!”

Evangelisto: There is more than one way to test a cat
We protest the cat.
We ask – “Are you a cat?” – if he says “yes” / “no” / starts showing documents, then it’s clearly not a cat – the real cat will just ignore you. By the way, if Kosha answers “Mao”, then it is most likely a Chinese counterfeit.
We perform smoke test – during the day we check whether there is no smoke from the cat.
Conducting a safety test - try to touch the cat - scratched. The Scotch. The big? The rough?
As a behavioral test, we try to hang the cat on the curtains - it hangs. We try to put it on the table in the kitchen - the people around start to argue - it's all right.
Testing a cat with a black box has already been considered by Schrödinger, so we will not stop in detail on this.
We try to determine the sex of the cat - we mentally measure the cat in length, divide the resulting figure by two, measure this distance on the cat with an eye - we determine the beginning and end of the half of the cat.
The cat refuses to participate in the refusal resistance test.
For volumetric testing we will need: a container for collecting displaced water, knowledge of the value of water density, weight, cat, and a bath, filled to the edges with water...
Based on the results of testing, we can conclude that we really have a real alpine cat.

Toilets of the bank and three restaurants in Geneva were filled with 500 euro banknotes for a total of 100,000 euros.
So far, there is no reason to think that the money found is dirty, the local prosecutor said.

We discuss with a Mexican friend the latest news about the interview of brother Escobar.
I’m sorry to ask questions. We simply do not represent the full picture of the immense drug trafficking from South America, the whole, so to speak, scale of the spread of cartel power.
He: Nothing, everything is okay. We don’t understand everything in Mexico either. We think the Russian government is there and you have a cartel there.

IMHO is the right approach. What is not so? I would argue about the "self's fault", but in the case of an admitted knockout to explain why it is a knockout and how to do so as not to knockout further - why not?

Because when a person is very distant, he most likely doesn’t care about explanations. At least soon after the incident. A little later you will explain and advise, and now feel. Or at least be silent.

I'm testing a man to replace Vasilyev today.
If it fails, there is a chance.
I just started to taste it. :D
YYY: This is a girl.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
XXX: Will she survive?
YYY: I still don’t know.
Well, more precisely, she will survive, just you and Leha instead of work will be driven away from her.
XXX is a beautiful girl.
YYY: The usual
We do not take beautiful ones. They must work for them.
xxx is %)))