mfo: I run into a night elephant wave, get into a dumb man, where there are no paths, and generally cross with any of the players zero whole figures of a tenth percent. I saw an interesting place - the stars fall on the illuminated floor. It is magical. She sat the character, went to the kitchen to drink tea. I come back next to the orc player and admire my elephant all in the stars. A month later I realized that this was our first family photo.

Irka's phone is considered dead after first scratch on the screen
XX: and in Pasha - when buying a new will cost less than repairing the old
XX: Are you still sure they will get something out of the way?

You have such a cute shit about work) And I have a problem with that. I know and am ready to take responsibility. There is work experience. And the pictures in the portfolio even fuck eat. I can draw beauty and well, and also print correctly from the car and brochure carefully. I suffer from hyperresponsibility and perfectionism. But there is a disadvantage - a little sociophobic and shy. I cannot communicate with people. So nobody takes me for a decent job - everyone takes shyness for insecurity! Profession, if anything, with communication with people is not related to any side.

xxx:...and I don’t understand why my introvert and humanophobic has so many contacts on the phone?( by
yyy: To know when not to take the phone
XXX: Yes of course!

XX: Strange people are getting to work today. Here, the programmer responded to the vacancy, in the resume, among other things, specifies: "Natural"...
yyy: Maybe he’s so sensitive that he’s not ready to develop for Apple products?

The AAA! I got an honest confession from my neighbor.

In fact, I have a dog. A medium-sized breed of puppy, walks only on a dog platform, but under the windows of houses I still carry him - the platform is through a quarter, and the dog neither can fly nor teleport, you have to get there somehow.

And here I go with the dog on the leash and in the hood (we teach him to this accessory now, always in it we take out) along the path. On the lawn near the house is walking a couple of dogs more seriously - dark uncles, one with an adult shepherd, the other - did not see, with whom, but large. And the aunt from the window begins to chase me - said, they guessed and dumped everything around, there is no rescue from you... I answer - and what you, say, chase me, I don't live here at all, I just went by, tell them. And she is like this: "So men with large dogs are terrible to mock, suddenly they will be poisoned!". And then she seems to realize that she has revealed a terrible secret, and hides in the window.

There will be no churches, so they will build mosques, they say. I borrowed a niche.

And that the church occupies a niche of culture and education, they do not understand. The church says don't go to this concert, don't watch this movie, we will write to the prosecutor's office, let them close, cancel. And our Orthodox activists will still go and defeat, so that it is unimportant. of Orthodoxy.

The church puts its crown on everything, forgive, put the cross. The church is the most spiritual institution.

My son (4 years old) said:

I don’t want to be big.

Why is?

“Because I don’t want to live with a strange woman,” he thought and added, “I’ll have to buy rings, but I haven’t bought a motorcycle yet.

In the garden, the topic of marriage is apparently actively discussed.

XHH: And I was given a baron’s soup and said, say, don’t you want to cook the harcho? And I want, only the meat they ate, and there is no onion at home.
XHH: I watched a funny recipe, but it has to be done in the canyon. We have electricity in the
In general, it can be cooked, but it will not be a harcho, but a harcho.

“Don’t write to me your letters,” I condemned and unsubscribed from e-mails of new shoes, tours and other consumer cakes. It was yesterday. And today the fucks sent new letters: they notify me that yesterday I pressed the button "I don’t want more letters".

It is fun to share an apartment with a couple. Especially when he’s a fictional German and she’s an emotional Spanish. She had already quarrelled with him, had dinner alone and went out to walk in total sadness, and he didn't even realize it. Then I was surprised that she was not at home, and I went to call her. At that moment, the Spanish woman came back and stumbled on the guy for not looking for her.
P.S Then she recalled a few more reasons to smite him and orle. It is no longer funny :(

XXX: Figeo with these people
XX: That is, when a cat enters the sewing room, it’s normal? ("Spring")
When the wolf smokes Belomor and the crocodile smokes a pipe, does it not surprise anyone at all? ("Well, the weather" and "Spring")
When a bird and a bear ride in the clouds, should it be? (" three of them Good afternoon")
When the harsh archangel woman falls with her cries of pine - a real story? ("Squared")
XXX: But it was worth flying Luntic, it was all! Banned and not allowed. People, are you normal?

I recently failed to see erotic dreams because of deep moral principles. I dreamed that the coach in the squad began to give me signs of attention, and then actively stick. And I, therefore, in response to him: "I am married, and for the sake of a minute conversation with you, I will not put my family life at risk!", I woke up in the thought that I am a boring person and how I did before that.

I don’t cheat my husband, even in my dreams. But the body has found a way out: I dream erotic dreams from the face of fictional characters, not my own. As if I was real.
An American spy in the USSR, or an ordinary forest yogi, or a Peruvian servant-hermafrodite in the temple complex, or a non-human alien, or a ghost. In short, I have a unique sexual experience. If anything, I’ll tell you how the eggs do this.

“You’re just shit,” said the chemotherapist.
But I am a natural, not a kind of pederastic chemistry!

I went fishing in the company of 50 men.

After an evening promenade and a light dinner (in terms of food little, vodka a lot), listened to their stories, which were reduced to 2 topics:

At work, everything is bad - the guard is everywhere, even the nail cannot bear, not to mention the solarium. It was easier before.

The whole army was robbed, pederast!

A competent specialist in any field is almost uncommon. Those who think of themselves as literate are a lot of rubles.

So your job as a business organizer is to work with the specialists you can afford. Thus e. to organize the business process so that it goes normally with real Sasha and Masha, and not with those Euclid and Kowalevsky, who for your proposed salary and working conditions will not even take the telephone when they will be called by your staff. Does not work? Big back on our side of the barricades, in the hired workers. Is it? What was revealed then? And, do you need to report to the workers, what are they nonsense, so that God don't ask for an increase? It is easier to humiliate and humiliate than to think about a system of material and moral incentives. True, with this attitude and Sasha and Masha will not be especially close - why do they do this, they will always remain bad for you.

There are people-sows, there are caterpillars, and I judge by the whole cat - I always sleep, I work a little and I don't want to sleep again.

Restaurant in the universe in Germany. Building of Computer Science and Mathematics.
Why is all your food spicy? German dishes are usually spicy, I ask the chef.
“So the customers are sharp,” says a good-hearted, dull German, whispering in turn from both Hindus and Chinese.

The mother approaches, says - steep your hands into the castle, well, I stepped, she looks, looks and says: fucking you are left!

Dima, left has been 28 years old.

Courses will not make you a programmer. Reading books and watching educational videos don’t make you a programmer. Certificates don’t make you a programmer. Even writing code doesn’t make you a programmer.
Solving tasks with code will make you a programmer. Even if you’ve gotten this code off with stackoverflow...