I envy people who finish the matter instead of the mouth, and who think that to fuck is to fall with a thunder, a swinger is a coat, and a pilot is a pioneer's hat.

A friend told me. He was sitting at home with his friends drinking beer. His grandfather came to him. And he said to him, “If you drink beer without drinking anything, you would cut the onion for them.” Strong grandfather, veteran of the WOW.

I am surprised by the software in movies! Where do they get such programs that when they wrap a brake screen from a video surveillance camera, they get a hollow image?

From a forum:

At what time was Tupac Shakur killed?
YYY: at 25
X: Timothy is under thirty! What are we waiting for?

Quote about Timothy:
There are also many rumors around him accusing this under-Nigra of Ahhtunga.

Do you think Google Talk is like ASKA?
You are yourself – Kakashi

Drunkymonkey: What kind of mobs are Chinese children playing in the line?

xxx: Channel News yesterday told, the mayor of Kiev in the shutdown... showed his speech: New Year, the mayor of Kiev congratulates everyone on the square:
Do you love Ukraine?(The Mayor)
And yes!!!(the people)
And Santa Claus?
And yes!!! to
Now the loudest. The mayor of Kiev?
You are not!!!! to

by O_0

You saw his rose.

I woke up in the middle of the night with a terribly clever (as I thought) thought in my head. I took the phone from the table, recorded it in notes and went to bed happy. In the morning I got up, I looked in the phone notes, what a thought, and it was written "Man is a stupid creature" o_0

of the Lourdes)
Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich (व्लादमीर पुतिन) - President of the Russian Federation from 2000 to 2008 and from 2012 to 2024 years.

Xiabaze
Today I read the broadcast of Ice Age: Global Warming. I think I’ll look at the cartoon, and there’s that shit on the tricks.

Damn, the diminishingly more pleasant the nick in the body, the worse it is.

1: t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t
And I think you’re printing your foot.

Winter, the N-region, the suburban road, is already dark. A little snow fell and poured all the ice areas on the asphalt, respectively, drive fast and all float slowly.
We go along and we and a colleague at UAZIK and see this picture: a dozen jumped out of the road, went into a quilt and knocked his mouth into the swarm. Around the dirt-toned car dance on the snow two odious personalities in sports costumes, leather jackets and hats.

We decide to help, we brake on the sidelines, we go out, we call on individuals:
Hey guys, do you need help? Is there a rope behind?
One of the personalities looks at us from a cuvet with a pimple, thinks something, and then gives in response:
Do you know who you are calling the man? We are guys!

We shake our shoulders, sit down in UAZik and move on. Behind us in the quintet, an odious personality spits something and pins the legs of the second who has talked to us.

Hierarchy at McDonald’s:
Seller - Senior Seller - Head of Department - District Manager - Managing Director - Chief Manager - Clown Ronald

In the circus of Yuri Nikulin, the same shame occurs.

In every office there is a hierarchy.

by Kadir(c)

- The mayor of Kiev appeared at the anniversary of the Conservatory in a sports suit - Lenta.ru, 08.12.2008
- The mayor of Kiev will take for the reception of visitors a hundred thousand dollars - Lenta.ru, 23.12.2008
- The mayor of Kiev threatened to introduce a tax on ropes - Lenta.ru, 26.12.2008
- The mayor of Kiev decided to entertain the citizens with songs - Lenta.ru, 04.02.2009
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The mayor of Kiev appointed a psychiatric examination - Lenta.ru,
13.03 to 12:09

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I go from work today, I see three men... all three are crying... the first thing that came to mind, a flashmob...

If the budget is not enough at the same time for pensions and space - the way out is,
to send retirees into space.

The Bandit History. Not from TV.
years of reconstruction. One man, while still a student, fell into a gang.
In his youth, he did some dark things, for example, robbed.
People on the streets, but he was lucky, and in the field of sight of the police he did not get.
After school, he entered the law school and began studying at
The lawyer. Phanas rejoiced: their lawyer in the gang!
But then he began to roll out some affairs OUT of the gang, and put all the revenue.
In the pocket. When Pahan heard of it, he sent two people to his house.
Six to find out. But he was already ready. He pulled out the gun and
He said, “Girls, go away from here, this is not a matter for you. and if you want
Please send Pagan. Pagan was his classmate.
Pahan comes and the lawyer asks him, “How much do you want?”
Pagan thought, and said: 20 percent.
The guy replied, “I give you 30 percent, but I leave the gang and open the door.”
their business. Pahan thought and said, “OK.
This is how you think what business can a former bandit open? The restaurant,
Sauna or Casino? He opened the library! The entire gang
Sitting under the tables of the hook. Most did not understand why.
Books are needed.
It was necessary to see the faces of the librarians when a man, in view of
The brother opened up to them and said, “I want to open the library!” and in that
During the period from 1985 to 1990, the libraries were closed one after another.
The librarians ran at the speed of the sound, no one wanted to work there.
A miserable salary. He says, “I’ll pay you my salary, you’ll pay me my salary.”
Just give room and shelves to put the books. Yes please, u
The library is closed!
The library was commercial. He came and paid a bet.
The price of the book, and I read it. Then he could get her back, and
I got the bet back.
Of course, he wasn’t believed at first, and all kinds of inspections were running out. for
He had several shelves with Pushkin and Gogol.
In fact, it was actually a bookstore, and through it
There was a stormy stream of fantasy, detectives and adventures. They were,
of course, bookmakers who actually took books, read and
They returned and then took others. Most of the books are
never been returned. The price of the book has already been paid.
He made a bet and was not interested in returning it. He did not pay taxes.
The store, on the contrary, received subsidies from the state as a library.
He played the whole colossal book boom that captured the country.
years of reconstruction. Not only did he play, he predicted it.