The friends! Let us establish a foundation of sympathy for the moderators of Basha!!! After all, if I now read the already selected quotes, what do they, the poor, have to read every day?? to

About the trends of the so-called "chokhlosch"...

Many here argue that jokes about Russians/Ukrainians are a product of Western propaganda, created in order to incite interethnic riots, etc. and etc. I think that’s what people hate and hate. Without insults.
The Russians always joked about the Ukrainians, and those, in turn, invented jokes about the Russians. It was, is and will be.
And that is great! They are the usual friendly subcollies of two not that brotherly, but identical :) peoples, which are and must be in any fun family, the members of which have lived together for many years - shoulder to shoulder, hand to hand.
It is not unfortunate that mutual jokes and inconsistencies take place. Just if they didn’t exist, that would be a cause for concern. Sadly, there are people who take all this not only seriously, but also with aggression.

c) the connection

Going to the toilet at night and smoking.
In the toilet we close the cat (phoma), which, the pedogue, eats in the morning.
So, I sit, I smoke, I shut the barrel... steps... Daddy goes, begins to pull the pen-bolt..and with such a sleepy-long voice "Foma open, I want to write..."..

Among other things, my mother learned from the news that a 109 year old tree was cut down to decorate the Kremlin.
At the holiday table, you can cook something from the red book.

Jinx: I go out on the street one evening, a hop with a knife approaches me and says: Chase the cellphone, or the pillar!
In response, I smiled gently to him, promised to give. In addition, he asked if he would not want to sell a scissor, a carpenter, say, for three. From this proposal, the eyes of the hop glowed, inspired by the deal, he also sincerely stretched my knife.
Scene of Seconds 5: Hand stretched behind banknotes... ununderstanding, confused eyes...
And he’s running very well :)

and biathlon. The men’s race. Our gunman approached the targets and found that he had a gunshot with ammunition. He started sending signals to coaches, team partners, but nobody noticed it. Then the Ukrainian gunman standing next to us threw his spare armor. The Ukrainian and our team successfully shot and continued the race.

Everyone is clear? We are brothers. Even in a tough competition, we are still there.
You made shit here.

P.S Thank you to the Ukrainian biathlonist separately.

Men do not ask rhetorical questions about women and food.

Just... I went to our shop, picked up a meal/drink... I stood in

The box. In front of me is a great man, a type - a Russian intellectual, from the

races, which what about Rerich, what about bread... Loud "goudit" (otherwise

You can’t call it!! by mobile... - "Now Marinochko, well what are you doing?

You’re worried, well, your guys got drunk, they’re probably calling bab, I’m sure.

The babies did not come to the drunk, well, they went into drunkenness not that, and not there.

And you immediately, "Pidarsys, Pidarsys..."The whole shop was lying...

Letter to Santa: Dear Santa! Come to us soon.

of Ukraine! You can’t bring gifts, because we only have you.

One request: Put President Viktor Yushchenko in your bag and take him away.

Fuck the Lapland!

Friday Comes... Friday Comes... Friday Comes... Friday Comes... Friday Comes!

The taste of Friday is always true. and = )

What do you think will happen if you fill a bucket of peelings?
WOW: the pants...

How can you stop drinking in a country where milk is more expensive than beer?

I don’t know how others, but before the new year, I have one question... Will two people congratulate us on the holiday?? to

In Mario there is a branch from the 5th level such that it grows into the ceiling when you beat it out, it immediately moves to the 8th level, the seventh nobody passed ;)

Whatever you are! thank you! thank you!!! to

Giveaway
Hi the journalist!

Sanpaku
I am a caretaker.)

Giveaway
I am happy with your magazine!

How would you describe orgasm in two words?
It’s like sneezing a member.

Q: Do you think I will be paid off with two debts?
YYY: What is the debt?
XXX: Gentlemen and graduates!
YYY: O_o

and Sanya!! to
Sanya is sleeping.
Q: Where is he sleeping?
X: at home
A: And who are you?
X: His mother
A: Why

Have you finished school and are studying in the university?

Are you such a fun guy that you can always wipe out any hernia at the lectures, showing your disrespect for the lecturer and other students?

Do you even have a girlfriend? and Nifigasebe!

Did you even have sex? This is yes!

Make sure to write about everything in the basement. Let the country know how cool you are.

A really good quote is when the following four quotes also seem funny.