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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14345
 09.02.2009
Size of foot weight increase
he: 170-175 70-75 18-21 2

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14344
 09.02.2009
The Uzer:
People can throw a program with which all kinds of stuff can be created.
Sorry for not writing the topic on the internet.

The Modern:
Yes, and a request. Try with mspaint.exe
Until I remove it, let the people spoil.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14343
 09.02.2009
There was an incident at D. Blaine's speech. As soon as the audience saw him coming out on stage, the illusionist was thrown over with outdated biscuits and banks of orange soda. At the same time, the crowd cried "My legs in my mouth, it's not David Blaine!" and Mitch Silp was called to calm the crowd with his mark-painted beard and beard. At his first words "A, here are these guys" the audience came into indescribable enthusiasm.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14342
 09.02.2009
Dialogue with the girl:
You guys, you like to generalize!
All the men?
Yes is all!
I have no more questions.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №14341
 09.02.2009
In "Contact" I am in a group of quotes by name and surname. We gathered together to meet and have a beer. 12 people were raised. When they were drunk, they rushed to the police. You would see their faulty faces when they checked our documents.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №14340
 09.02.2009
Success is a drink. Failure is a reason to drink properly.

http://aforizmi.narod.ru

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14339
 09.02.2009
http://mi3ch.livejournal.com/1475535.html?thread=49653455#t49653455



Advertisers can do it if they want. There is social advertising.

Approximately this text:

We understand that you are an adult and that social advertising is for you.

It will not affect anyway. If you want - do not cling, if you want - exceed

The speed. But we ask for one thing: give your organs to other people! There is

many other people who will need your kidneys or your heart and

Be careful on the road.

Only your brains, for God’s sake, don’t give it to anyone.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №14338
 09.02.2009
Yesterday I went to the store "All for football".

I bought beer, cigarettes and a TV.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14337
 09.02.2009
Only I consider the series of quotes about the dumb-eyed and the guy with the dollars the dumbest, the worst shit?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №14336
 09.02.2009
I’m standing at a stop... I’m not touching anyone... I’m undermining a guy aged 30-35...
He is so "healthy man!!! How to do? How many years have passed!!and "
WOW : and?
I say goodbye to his hand, he grits me.
You are driving!" and you are running.
by rofl!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14335
 09.02.2009
admin fucking add the topic "the last abyss" or got to read the same 5 times...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14334
 09.02.2009
Do I need to wash my sweater?

The Beginning

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14333
 09.02.2009
To ban being a pirate in Russia is the same as to ban being a Negro in Africa)))

SerJ333 from local torrent

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14332
 09.02.2009
Gaia - a symbol of the female beginning
At one time, acquainted with the Da Vinci Code, he was very excited that Disney was allegedly a famous Freemason, and his cartoons are permeated by a hidden worship of the Woman's Beginning (Snow White, Mermaid, etc.). I did a small study...
Everything is so. Disney movies are full of pagan symbolism! But the main symbol of the Women's Beginning is not Snow White, but the Guy from "Chip and Dale"! This is indicated by the hexagonal shape of the hook, and the unambiguous association Gaika-Bolt. Of other curious characters, it is worth noting Gufy - an anthropomorphic dog. The cult of Anubis is here. However, hints on the connection of the characters of Disney cartoons with the afterlife world of one Gufy are not limited. The name of another Disney dog - Pluto (Pluto) directly indicates this; although, most likely, it is not the master of the kingdom of the dead, but his dog Cerber. Elephant Dambo is, of course, the Indian god Ganesha. Also interesting is the character of Rockford from the same "Chip and Dale". It is difficult to say what personality became his prototype; it is a collective image of the French Templar, the defender of Mary Magdalene (here - Gaecky)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14331
 09.02.2009
taken from one forum.

The theme is called "not in the eyebrow, but in the eye".

Naked Local Televisors to Cut More Babes, During
They are able to put their ugly advertising into federal publicity.
channels that broadcasts interrupt completely unexpectedly and most importantly
unplanned, only like a hero to say something gathered...
Advertising for a new shopping center... Well, this is lyric, now history...
Thirty-first of December, in the most advertising "senokos" I look at "Our
Rush", there again deal with a freezer with unconventional sexual
Orientation - Dolin and Mikhalic. At the highest point, under
the voice of the worker who looked into the office: "Here is the homosiatine!", on the screen
There is a ham roast of our Governor congratulating the inhabitants
Areas with New Year! by ZANAVES! People who watched the broadcast
Congratulations to you!"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №14330
 09.02.2009
In the article:
22% of respondents said they are scared of road rubbish, stones and reagents used in the winter, resulting in scratches on the body or damage to the paint. andquot;

Commentary :
That’s what scares me, especially when he jumps out of the bushes with the radar.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №14329
 09.02.2009
I begin to feel nicely lucky from the fact that at the time I did not quote a guy with dollars=)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №14328
 08.02.2009
I tell you as a pharmacist: we are absolutely not surprised if together with Postinor you buy ascorbic, or with condoms hematogen. We are not at all interested in guys who buy vaseline and talk on the phone: “Yes, I’m already eating.” We have such a job that we have learned to be surprised. be healthy.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14327
 08.02.2009
DIZZY: A new eye... now with a sparkle ;)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14326
 08.02.2009
D to million:
Buying what? I want chips.
The girl:
I want sex. Buy me sex.
D to million:
not there. I have already been to the store. We will have to find ourselves, like the ancient people, with friction.

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