Vladimir Mayakovsky once wrote this verse to an agit-plakat:

People of Moscow, people of culture,
Do not spit by, but spit in the urns!

This poster was seen by Sergey Yesenin, and "corrected":

The People of Moscow, the People of Moscow,
Do not spit in the urns - there is Mayakovsky!

You say Taxi-2, Taxi-3... Fuffle!
The coolest taxi in my life was in Peter. When 25 minutes before departure I learned that our train departs not from Moscow station but from Vitebsky... A man with a slightly Asian appearance took me and my family rebuilding from row to row, like a stubborn chess player, pressing the X-5s and Landrovers, entering such gaps where the smart doesn’t go... But the hit was when near Vitebsky himself he cut off the turning bus with a scream – “I’m going, fucking, I’ll turn...”
When he stopped, it was 10 minutes before the train left. We succeeded...

811:26 zeleboba: How is the weather there 9? What they say?
and
711:30 Seameni: What’s the difference? It is May 9! All the clouds disappear.
and
711:31 Seamens: The air will warm up
and
711:31 Seamens: The grass will be painted
and
711:31 Seameni: Everything will be cool

A merchant is a person who monitors the timing of
The products in the store were repaired on time.

The story smells like a joke, but, as they say, a dared horse.
First person translation from English.

When I was at a visit with my friends, I asked their little daughter who she was.
She wanted to be when she grew up.
The President! The girl answered convincingly.
and wow! I said, what will you do first when you get up?
The President?
“I’ll give a roof over my head and eat all the homeless,” the girl replied.
Her parents, Liberal Democrats, who are present at this dialogue,
Just lights up.
“A worthy goal,” I said, “but there is no need to wait for it.
Until you become president. Let’s clean up the bag behind.
You will cut off all the weeds, cut off the grass and the flowers, and I will cut off you.
I will pay $50 for it. Then we go to the supermarket where
A homeless guy is constantly talking, and you’ll give him that money.
He could buy food and a roof over his head.
The girl thought for a few seconds...and then looked at me right in.
His eyes and asked:
Why would this homeless man not do all this work himself?
Getting 50 dollars?
“Welcome to the Republican Party, my little one,” I smiled.

P.S The girl’s parents are still not talking to me.

A letter from a friend from the army: "We are taught here to clean the snow and cook potatoes.
So if the enemy attacks, we will clean up his way and prepare food.”

You are a rat!
He is a rat? Are you calling the puppy the head of the legal department of an international company, one of the leaders in its segment in the market of many countries? Well you know. That is too much. I am not a rat!
For everyone – yes! But I have seen your pitch and I have the right to be with you on a short leg!

Happy Victory Day!
Glory to the victorious people!
Ura!

I love Japan
xxx: 400 MB series is downloaded for 30 seconds
XXX: I'm going to jump the internet

Listen, this is a psychological question.
WOW: Well...
I’m going home chess. A bag of beer in hand. Obviously there is no snack in the package, only beer.
XHH: And here from the car passing by, an unopened package of chips arrives at me with a target, and such a big shit, 7 bucks for a package...
Tagged with: rofl
xxx: Here is the question that plagues me: it was a stupid joke in a hoped style or a sympathy of the type: "there is a shit, a guy with beer, but without a snack... to throw him something?" :-D
xxx: +1 or -1 to faith in humanity?

I made a stranger happy today.
I lost my wallet for two months. Good luck to you, unknown man!

Where do the keys come from? Has anyone bought them at least once?? to

The real story of Sisadmin who did not come to work.

One familiar Sisadmin called his max, did not come to work on Wednesday, the first half of the day everything was exactly but closer to the evening without waiting for scheduled service, the accounting office raised a panic about his cold.
The next morning, Max came and wrote an explanation.
and explanatory.

I... Maxim, did not come to work because of Putin’s plan to raise the demographic situation in the country.

P.S The headquarters were very rotting, but they made a pretext for the form, and Max became famous for the whole office.

Why not store lithium in the air?
YYY: They are down...

My mother cried out from the kitchen:
Do you have a pencil?
Electricity for the eyes.
My son grew up...

I have a girlfriend I know, well, as a girl... 38! Gothic style, in technique cuts, compost owns, English at a time. I asked for help in choosing a digital! Not only that she brought 2 consultants with professional questions and sent in the end, so 3 generally achieved: I have a pink-looking one! Is there really a karaoke there?
Friends, I was really halved, looking at the counselor’s face!
Catholic respect!

Never open the green with your teeth.

antongranik> The RTS Index is like the length of a member. Everyone thinks that the longer, the better.
WiZr> If RTS is the length of the member, then judging by the schedule in autumn our stock market ended and smoked.

Why in every electric car in the terrible heat there must be some fool who: “I will blow up!!!” Close the window!! to
And it is not foolish to explain that, they say, a pair of bones does not break.
If it's cold, then you can get dressed, and everything will be okay... And if it's hot, then, fucking, even one, even take off, one fucking hot!!! to
And, fox, there is a suspicion that these same types in the winter, in the frost, the doors in the electric car hardly leave open.

On May 8, in Moscow on the Vernadsky Avenue, two teenagers 17-18 years old stripped a veteran of two orders.
Suki, if you are reading this, then know - in vain the fascists of your parents and relatives did not starve or shoot.