Senya decided to cross HL2 at night. It is dark, alone at home. Urine means pagan hedraboffs and here a cat jumps on my back. Poor animal almost ended life with a stain on the wall (((

<drptz> is it glamorous to snack Georgian cognac with salt cucumbers?
<drptz> or is it worth looking for a tie?

I bought a baby chupa-chops. In an attempt to remove the envelope, she pulled out her finger, broke her nail and cut off a piece of a tooth. I would like to thank the manufacturer for the quality product. I spent 5 rubles on toilet paper. My teeth are clean and my ass clean.

Buy me shoes and I will marry you.
Let me buy you socks, you just give me them.

A house of shit?
Here we at the dean hanged an announcement: by decree of the rector number, students of the first course who have not undergone deflation, the scholarship will not be paid. Appeal to the Dean on deflation issues. The dean is like that.
It seemed to have appealed, because then there was an announcement: the arbitrary disclosure of the ads would be about deduction. The Dean.

If a man sees a dragon once, he will believe in him for the rest of his life.
And if he sees a smart, beautiful and decent woman... let him even see it a hundred times...
He will not believe anyway.
What makes us so confident in dragons?

We still have a chance, friends.
Society is not as degraded as everyone thinks!
Sex contrary to popular opinion, not everywhere!
There are other people who are not strange to the beautiful!!! to
...
Google images on request "cool cats" release photos of really wet cats!! to

Naftalin scammers : I am here after watching an anime on a certain topic immediately this topic I want to do... Well, there, for example, an anime about Kendo - immediately Kendo to do want, about run - go to run, about Go - immediately board Go ran to look for...

Exotic: You’re the main thing... don’t look at it.

Q: On what day did the new year fall?
On Friday the 13th.
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People from Vladivostok or Khabarovsk!
Please record Medvedev’s New Year’s speech and post it on YouTube.

The Plush!

The Torrent Tracker:
XXX: Where are you without a row?
YYY: I just ask you!

I dressed a tree.

Wicked (18:09) :
The fucking dress!


Not the shit, but the tree.

by Зав. Department of Psychiatry of Odessa Medical Institute for a long time was

Professor Mosquito is dead. The students loved him for feeling.

Humor is Odyssey.

The department was located on the second floor of one of the regional bodies.

The psychiatric hospital. On the first floor, under the headquarters, was

The Diagnostic Department. The teacher inside the table was "anxious

the button" in case of an unexpected attack of the falling in the bullshit of the point,

sitting at his reception. The signal was transmitted to the first floor.

The sanitary.

Here is the story itself. The lecture hall was next to the reception, students

entered right there. Then suddenly in the reception room before the lecture.

I looked at one student. When he saw him, he shrugged his eyes:

"What else is this?" This subject was with long hair, in a

The T-shirt. On his neck hanged a test tube on a rope.

On the bottom of which lay some grass and inside the test tube was flying alive.

The fly. He is a student of the Medical Institute. "And I hip"- replied the student.

Pointing to the holes on the T-shirt on the stomach and chest: "This is the Sun, and this is

The Moon" He turns his back: "And these are butterfly wings". Professor is silent

Press the "alarm button" There are two closets from below.

The young men, knocking back the whitebounding white blades and quietly lead down, in

The Diagnostic Department. Those who came there could only get out.

Two weeks.

Exactly two weeks later, the student was sitting at the professor’s lecture in a costume.

a tie, smoothly shaved and shortly cut. And such he was always.

until the end of the institute even in the hot weather.

The global financial crisis will end when the United States ends.

of paper.

Butterfly: You are stupid.
Yes!That doesn’t stop me from being happy!! to

On New Year’s Eve, two students stand by the door of the Dean and look sadly at the brutal announcement:
All students of the 3rd course with obligations for the summer session will be counted off until January 15th!
They think. One to another:
Milla, what are we going to do?
After some reflection:
Advertise to another dean.

If the Chinese had not invented the powder, there would have been even more.

m4d: mdaaa....this is the time when Russian students in response to the "when I woke up" call the day of the week....

I bought a roll of toilet paper. in the market. He accidentally threw the roll into dirt. He is sparkly.
Now everyone who comes to me in the sorting room thinks I’m wiping my ass with the tip of a roll.

I broke up with my boyfriend a month ago. Today he writes in aske: "Remember once about six months ago we were with you, you went to the toilet, although I also asked for it. So, on the balcony in the far corner lies a bunch of shit. I’m sorry if..."
ZY: And the truth lies. Not a writer?! to