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[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №24388
 03.01.2010
fragbs: I told you it was shit and you didn’t believe it, but now I have a confirmation!

mysticns: well and

fragbs: Yesterday I created a simple doorway with a run button on the delphi, I think you remember one. That shit caught her!! to

mysticns: O_O

[ + 177 - ] Comment quote №24387
 03.01.2010
On the third of January, at five in the morning, I went for a walk with my dog. I took a brandy with me. When he was fucking, he fucked the dog. He ran around all the courtyards, trembled, freezed, his throat was cold - so he spoke. The oral was sent by ten people who woke up. What to do? I have a full-length dog photo on my phone. I decided to print and hang the ads around the area. I remembered that the cartridge was sitting at home, called a friend, was first sent again, but then agreed, came, we broke the ad, printed thirty pieces. I, a friend, his wife, his mother, and their dog fell out on the street, wandered, walked through the courtyards, scattered the ads on the Scotch, wandered out of sorrow and went to them for breakfast. While breakfast suddenly remembered that the ad indicated not a mobile phone, but a home phone, I broke first the area from the hand to the mobile phone on the sheets to post, and then home. I come, and this cock is sitting in the apartment in front of the dairy with such eyes 0_0 I turned out to have taken the guide, cognac taken, and his home forgot...

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №24386
 03.01.2010
Last night I stood and smoked on the balcony. I see this picture in the house opposite.
On the 3rd floor, a man is smoking, lifting his head out of the window. On the floor above stands a small company drinking beer young guys, 20-23 years old.
In general, one of them spit on the head of the man and the crowd "silently" hides.
A man, what do you say, oh oh?
They replied, laughing, like a bird flying and guessing.
The man hides, after a couple of seconds comes out with some shell (board) and dumbly pushed out of the window, throws it into the window, where the youth stands, and scatters it.
The broken glass clock, pause.
The young man begins to scream something, for which the man gives a genius phrase:
"It's the same bird that crawled on my head, now it's not web@la you in the window.

[ + 136 - ] Comment quote №24385
 03.01.2010
From the blog:
silly here is why when you harden your hair dull in one movement, that dust drying is beautiful... and when to get out, it is a shit????? to

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №24384
 03.01.2010
Google has done the most for your education.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №24383
 03.01.2010
Everyone with New Year. Please tell me where you can take a lot of rotted money so that they can be replaced with new ones or I don't know what we found yesterday.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №24382
 03.01.2010
Some drunk men came to me today on the street and said, "Happy New Year!" Happiness to you and health. Only for the sake of God do not be blacks"

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №24381
 03.01.2010
I am the captain of the second rank of Evgeny Obviously...
How did you all fuck with your "Thank you CEP"!!!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №24380
 03.01.2010
I’ll be sober, but the abyss I love you, and UG and fun and news... ah yeah - thank you for the weather )
Everyone will come together and drink.
Do we organize a big holiday in the summer???? to

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №24379
 03.01.2010
Tagged: fucking asshole
The toilet paper is over.
Rowen: a pleasant walk
STK: Where is it? There is a 24-hour store in Tetyushah and I am going to go to it five times a day.
Stk: found a book of advertising billayna
Stk: on the cover is written in large letters "ACTIVE!"
Q: I might use the advice.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №24378
 03.01.2010
I walk on the street, slippery, icy... a female paddle rolls on the road. The first thought is, how do we slip like that?

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №24377
 03.01.2010
Congratulations to everyone who celebrates the New Year alone.
You are not alone. I sit home alone with a sore throat, in the corner of a tree tree, on the table a mountain of mandarines and salads, the refrigerator is filled with a bucket, and the mood of no one... I will feed the cat with icy and go to bed.
I sincerely congratulate all of you on the 2010 year!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №24376
 03.01.2010
He studied at the Military and Space Academy. There at the entrance to the training facility hangs a table of the following content.: The training facility works from 8:00 to 20:00. It does not work from 20:00 to 8:00.
It is profitable, hip!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №24375
 03.01.2010
We live by the fact that some create difficulties and others ask to overcome them.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №24374
 03.01.2010
In the reptile section of the zoo, the male turtle walked on the female and behaved quite passionate. My daughter stumbled. “Mom!” She called.
Oh, I thought about it. The same question will be asked now.
What is? I asked.
Why doesn’t he get around her?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №24373
 03.01.2010
On Friday I feel a little Muslim, on Saturday a little Jewish, and on Sunday a little Christian. The rest of the week I just don’t want to work.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24372
 03.01.2010
I look at the name of decorative cosmetics from Dolce & Gabbana and hickey: ruby -The Blush, scarf -The Mascara, shadows -The Eyeshadow.
I know where Captain Evidence works!!! and :)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №24371
 03.01.2010
Anyone know about New Year’s Traditions?
I know I’ll give birth in September.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №24370
 03.01.2010
She: You are beautiful!
See also: sps
She: Does she have a girlfriend?
OA: Yes
She: the goat

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №24369
 03.01.2010
About the manager.
Soon to the store. Take 4 cognac, 4 vodka, if there is no cognac - one vodka. I understood?
and OK.
And how much did he bring vodka? One one! The fucking!

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