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[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №13264
 26.12.2008
I lie down on his knees, he smoothed my hair for ten minutes and smiled. And suddenly he says, “Only a skull, clothed with skin and hair, but how beautiful!and "

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13263
 26.12.2008
Recently, among brewing companies it has become fashionable to produce unfiltered beer.
And only the Izhevsky brewery does this unconsciously.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №13262
 26.12.2008

Petition for the return of the button "[discuss]" for quotes!!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13261
 26.12.2008
I go home from work with my wife, the radar brakes, and I have a mileage. At 50, I get out of the car. They, they say, break and all that, we generally start trading like at Sotheby’s. Suddenly, Haishnyg, looking at my car, begins to roast wildly. I turn around, the manna is ten meters from us, a wife sits in it and with the amplitude of the straboscope marks a distant light. No penny was taken from me.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13260
 26.12.2008
Yes, two weeks ago I saw you at the stop.
and OMG! Was I beautiful in the morning?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13259
 26.12.2008
d.aFrom 2 p.m. they flew over Moscow for half an hour, wondering how you ride over it.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №13258
 26.12.2008
We have gas in the apartment.
By the way, you have
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Fuck the pudding.
Seed the battle between brotherly races!! to

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №13257
 26.12.2008
and Sasha:
Do you have a headache?

The ectoplasm:
NOA

and Sasha:
So, it doesn’t work... I’m checking out the Wooda doll.

The ectoplasm:
The teeth hurt.
Take it exactly.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13256
 26.12.2008
I found the Paschal: if you press Ctrl and Shift and click on the plus, a gallery of fashion tower opens!
14 of 88

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №13255
 26.12.2008
Everything that doesn’t dismiss us makes us more professional.



c) glebov.ru

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №13254
 26.12.2008
A military story.

Once in Kazakhstan, one of the many

It connects Baikonur and its infrastructure. In the middle of the steppe

"Ural" with kungs, in which the equipment is installed, fixtures of wagons.

And the clock building at the entrance, and there is no door or fence - and

Why: around tens of kilometers of deserted terrain.

Low Half-Hill Half-Hill in some distance from the base, on the slopes

Separate from each other, three soldiers are sitting, eating something relentlessly from each other.

packaging boxes and washed out of bottles.

The commander explained:

This is my dismissal.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №13253
 26.12.2008
The skill of a programmer is not to write programs that work without it.

errors, and in writing programs that work at any quantity

of errors.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №13252
 26.12.2008
Topic in the news: Today in Ukraine will take place the action Get!
Commentary: I got it! Uraia, so get off sooner!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13251
 26.12.2008
Cyril, is that why the guys are leaving me? I give them on the first day, what do they not like?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №13250
 26.12.2008
Dozz
It was LOL.)

Dozz
In the United States there is a system called the Green Card, which gives the right to live and work in the United States legally. So, accidentally got to the site, where it was suggested to fill out this questionnaire, filled out the 1st part (rejected as a citizen of Albania :)), and on the second they offered Laveh to throw them on the account. I stumbled and went out.

Dozz
After 40 minutes, a man calls me, and begins to talk in the bourgeois language, asking why did you not fill in the questionnaire? You don’t want to live in America?", I’m silent for 10 seconds, then I say to him: "I went on with a stupid americos", and then I added the standard "I love my balalayka and my bear Misha!" :D

Dozz
20 seconds of silence. Then the answer is "bl**t, so you are Russian??? I was registered as an Albanian " and put on the phone.

Dozz
Crying or laughing XD

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №13249
 26.12.2008
>"... bought along with the price mark on which it is written "Ushastik >CB-1" terminator straight"

We in Penza saw in the gift shop a statue of Crocodile Gene and, sitting on his knees, Cheburashka. The price list was "Crocodile and Crocodile". Someone obviously had no childhood! and :)


[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №13248
 26.12.2008
I stood on the balcony of the 1st floor, did not turn on the light, 4 o'clock in the morning, I smoke. A man passes by - you can see somewhere slipped, his ass in the snow. I say, “Man, shake off his ass!” and he is on the machine: “Thank you,” he shakes off his coat, turns around and looks at his car looking at the frog. The man sneezed at her, thanked her again and quickly departed.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13247
 26.12.2008
I feel sympathy with today’s youth.
Now we can say with confidence that we were not so dumb. Holy to believe.
But they will not be able anymore. Because the logos are on the run. and :)

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №13246
 26.12.2008
Good for today’s kids... Covered porn – closed the folder and all...
Not that we - to remember, where they checked before you - then wash and clean =))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13245
 25.12.2008
The most stupid thing I’ve done in my short life is to scream porn in my headphones when everyone is at home.

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