28 December 2008. Cell phone store. I almost close up when two friends fall. bla bla, I want to join. I told them about the rates, they chose the numbers. I open the package, please a passport. I am filling the contract. Fio of the subscriber - Bubble Sergey Vladimirovich. Fuck, that was not the case. filled in and signed. Then came the second man’s turn. He stretches out the passport and they both start to smile and say, “You just don’t laugh loud.” I swear I won’t even smile, but I break the oath right away. His friend was Kolbas Mikhail Vasilyevich. Here’s how they wander through our town of Bubur with Kolba, two best friends)))

From the forum:

Myrzik: "DendY" do you not understand the metaphor?

DendY: Listen who the metaphor is easier to be!!!!! to

XXX: I would add that I was not forbidden anything. No alcohol, no smoking or drugs. Only computers were banned.
I grew up not drinking, not smoking, not addicted to drugs. Programmeist

People think about! Everyone is the fastest sperm.

1: (15:11:45 4/12/2009)
Meanwhile, it turned out that the killer shot himself in the hand when he got a gun from a plastic bag. This is recorded by several external surveillance cameras"
2: (15:12:05 4/12/2009)
Following the announcements...

The xxx:
News - "Developed sensor to prevent terrorist attacks on the railway". A week after the attack, the sensor was developed. Where were they before?
YYYY :
Certainly shit. Sensor and Hole
YYYY :
There was a terrorist attack - a light bulb burns.)
It doesn’t happen – it doesn’t burn.)

Eden: This is something else. Here we, I remember, when guests some important to the school came, so our only computer was dragged in front of them from the cabinet to the cabinet, which would seem to them as if we were in every cabinet on PC =)

Don’t have today what you can have tomorrow.

One day a relative came to me, looking at the night like snow on his head, without warning.
Well, since they had not seen him for a long time, he introduced him to his everyday life, showed pictures and, among other things, introduced his cat-half-puppy.
Timothy (That is the same thing).

As appropriate, the further cult program included drinking alcoholic beverages, and with an interesting interlocutor and drinking a pleasant, clear affair. We did not overcome all the vodka, I will not boast, but as the event ended, I hardly remember.

Early in the morning I hear through the dense fog in my head the noise in the kitchen.
Well, I think, again, the ugly animal is crawling on unpicked dishes.
Having gathered the will in the fist and overwhelmed the lazy and unpleasant feeling of weakness after yesterday, I shout as loudly as possible to the cat: -Tima, p.And after the spent Azzsky efforts, go to sleep.

At breakfast, I noticed that the relative was somewhat quiet, quiet. To stop with questions is not obvious, it is not easy for a person after consumption. But after ordering a couple of beers, he gives me - old man, you apologize, of course, that I woke you up early in the morning, the sausage is completely overcome... I, he says, I understand everything and I am not offended... but I am not Japanese, nor Kazakh - why is it ploskomorphic?? to

My mosquito after the beer lightened, and I lively remembered that the animal was sleeping next to him, in his legs... everything became clear.
The boy’s name is Dima.
What to do, had to drink more, to clarify the inconvenient situation.

Family life is when you try to drink a girl not to drag her to bed, but to play at the computer.

to this:

The Slot:
We have a strong president if the son of the pro-rector of the Moscow Aviation Institute, Nikita Kuprikov, during a live broadcast, personally promised Vladimir Putin to go to work at the factory in Komsomolsk-on-Amur for 10 thousand rubles.

Vladimir Putin ordered Guinness to help him get there.

— — —
Don’t get into politics, there’s a lot of strange things. Some people say that the president is not Putin.

Spam is Hello! Want to have sex with hot blondes? Come in here.
I: I want...
Spam: I too
I: O_o

<zombig> I am happy to come to the service to deliver them memories...
<zombig> I was welcomed as a savior.
<mitra> was crucified and ;)

He said, “Hello, let’s do a whirlpool.
She said, “Hello. Well let it.
He: What is your imagination?
She said: Honestly?
He said, “Of course, I’m already excited and naked.
I am a white man of ice. You are a big dinosaur. We are lying on the coffee floor in the hospital and we are reading. And then you take me for a hood and gently lick me off the mosquitoes.
He asked, “Where is the hobbit from?”? to
She: “Is that all that annoys you?”

" D'yavol " (00:20:05 30/10/2009)
Listen to me for a long time tormented question, so when a guy with a girl get acquainted with what the guy pays more attention?

GanDj (00:22:34 30/10/2009)
who likes to turn to it, somebody called dishonest, somebody simple as brick, somebody erudited (my option)))

" D'yavol " (00:23:21 30/10/2009)
The last thing that means? I can’t understand that word.

A girlfriend’s husband told the story of how he, a hot Ossetian Ipakah boy, came from the army and removed the girlfriend. The girl turned out to be a clowner. In the morning, he woke up on a completely unfamiliar staircase cage in a coroooooooooooooootyshenko female halitic and skates.

So, this is really a real story that happened on a pair of organization and planning on Monday, November 30, 2009. Dendrologists can confirm))) Sorry, I couldn’t not tell you this...

The teacher, looking at the magazine, and then the student:
- Something you have the ratings some interesting: 5, 4, 3... Two is not enough! Now I’m telling her... (and unexpectedly) What is my name?! to
The student did not get distracted, which is very commendable in this context:
Taalaibek Djumabekovich...
and pause. There is an absolute impression that the teacher convulsively remembers, so is his name...
Reply from the audience:
Ask about the color of the textbook.
But the teacher is interested in something else:
What about my name?
The Cadillac...
So, what is my father’s name?
Joomla, I think...
Pause and then:
What is my mother’s name? Do you know? The pair!
The audience lay...

It is difficult to say that we are not a bandit city, after the 24-hour arms shop opened in the city center.

Summary of the applicant:

"... I have a lot of published works on the Global Network. 12 articles were published on the first band of one well-known Internet resource, 58 - on the second under the title "Best" on the same site.

It reminds me of nothing? :)

Tell me, but this is when a boy writes to a girl in aska and is sealed in one letter. Type "bla" instead of "Julia" comes out, or "shluka" instead of "zluka". And such a girl on the nerves is removed from contacts, throws the boy, divorces and takes the children, and all that. And all because of a single printing, which twisted the hours/days/months/years of communication.

It seems to me alone that it’s great that this fucking cock won’t ruin the boy’s blood anymore?