To the programmers (P) just came admin (A), stood in some thoughtfulness a little and said:
A: The problem is solved. A USB scanner is found.
Q: Have you been talking like a windy for a long time?

DDoS attack on the provider was disrupted by the quality of its services (c) Mazahaka

Mother
The client has now arrived. He forgot his passport, there is no stamp, and he has to ship the goods. Irina says, “How can I recognize you?” I am in classmates.

XHH: My Kent Nefor on the past pair was expelled. Prepod said that he would take it off the next time (he has non-tunnels in his ears)
WOW : and?
HHH: So today that wise man came without them. Ears in the style of bubbles..She gave him an account and said he didn't need her subject.
WOW: What is the subject?
XX: Medical Ethics with Deontology
by O_0

Survey on one of the websites:

Do you need the "Advertisements" section?

- Yes, I will place video ads - 4.86%
Yes, I’ll be interested in looking at it – 16.85%
- No, it will not be necessary - 11.87%
I am Batman! - 66.42% of

They seem to have included the last paragraph.)

She (11:27:54 9/10/2008)
Do you know why my back hurts?
He(11:29:09 9/10/2008)
I don’t know, maybe you are sleeping on something wrong?? to
she(11:29:31 9/10/2008)
I sleep on you!

She
I miss it (

He is
I miss you next to me...

He is
Today such sweet memories flooded that it was uncomfortable to get up afterwards.

There was a conversation with a comrade, whose name is Paul...But for the beginning - a little prehistory.
At 7 Paul was sent to gymnastics. But the boy grew very big. And so, when under the influence of Paul began to spoil the first sports shells, the coach proposed to give him to another section. It is preferable to force". But his relationship with the struggle did not develop - he left there in 3 months. of pacifist beliefs. Paul was oppressed by the defenselessness of the rivals. Then he went to basketball, which he played until the age of 16. Then he finished school and entered the theatre... But, I note, the long search for himself in sport and sport in itself did not go for Paul. To date, its height is 207 cm, the weight is about 220 kg. There are three bottles of champagne in his palm. And it opens beer bottles without using targeted devices - it just scatters the covers with a finger...
And the conversation:
Paul: Here, they say, the area we have is unfortunate... hobbits, type, a lot... and I have not met anything...
I: Pash, you probably confuse the concepts of "hopnik" and "kamikadze"...

from the working chat

Tagged with: ku-ku
by admin: VOK
Progger: Would you put XML support on worker.snc?
Admin: What is it?
Tagged with: AGA
Progger is exactly.
by admin :Wow :(
Eat a banana tomorrow :)
Admin : wow!
Wow wow wow wow!

<Guarin> "You will soon be able to synthesize flavors and smells right at home without leaving your computer!" DigiScent has patented a device that stores millions of digitized odors
<Guarin> I already see a new virus filling the room with the smell of debris

You are a virgin?
He: No, of course, think about it yourself.
She: No, but until yesterday?
Until yesterday, yes.
“Why are you fucking so well?”! to
He is mm.
He: I trained on cats =)

I bought a call of duty. translation, clear pine - fucking :) and everything would be nothing but from the cry of the ally "Kvasna kapusta on the left of us!!!" I just ohueled =))))))

Sitting at work:
"the customer of the site appeared new funny photos"... what can be funny photos on the site of METALPROCAT?!?! to

XXX: Keep food in the refrigerator.! to
xxx: to save
I saw your refrigerator, don’t fix it.

From Forum
How to unlock the keyboard??? plyiz

Q: Was it a joke or serious?? to
In the middle and the star.

333:... pipet... and when you charge it is better to spin the pedals that went in the set

111: What pedals did I have there!! to

Lennox: Greetings to you! As a piece?? to
Swap is Hi. Yesterday on the big ride, the key broken.
Do you think you did not hurt yourself?? to
Swap by EM. The key is within me.
Lenny: That is to say?
Swap: Fuck... No, I didn’t hurt myself.

Amap: 400m on which max. Do you speed? I am at 8k 215km/h
Dev1LeNoK: the maximum of eight is 175 =
storm473_: I am on a bicycle 328 kmh
Krechet: I surpassed a super-speed French drone on a snowboard
Amap: You’re right with the standard eight, and I don’t have a standard engine.
Dev1LeNoK: from the ninth?
Krechet: From a Thousand Years Old Sock

Looking at some people sometimes you think, and what did they do on the internet before the appearance of contact?? to

News on linux.org.ru
“Free software comes to regions with expensive internet traffic”

Regions with expensive traffic include:
St. Petersburg and LA and of course Moscow and MO.

They were all gone and fucking!

Both mothers visited yesterday. Dinner and discuss the fish prepared by the wife.
Mamma Lena: Oh how delicious! Is it MINI?
Mother of Light: What are you, Len! When was it delicious?
M. LYes, it is probably a toothpaste.
M. sIt doesn’t look like a toothpaste.
M. LMaybe this... like his... Palinus? Oh yeah! The panic? Cunnilingus is here.
M. sKunilingus is something familiar, but it’s not a fish.
M. LYes no, Cunnilingus It tastes!
Wife: (through tears and tears) Paltus