That’s what you can scare me out of! I drank until hallucinations, and my last girlfriend was a stripper. What do you think I’m afraid of in this life??? =) is
The director told me today. The case happened in school, and she studied in a private school of the city of SPb. There are 6 people in the class (age 7-8 class). A lesson of history, a young man insults them about some unfulfilled j. And then one girl says, “Buy a cat and go home before it.” The girl was named Ksenia Anatolievna Sobchak.
Just here, at the basement:
When I joined the militia, six of our seven men handed Russian over to two, one to three and I to four.
I wonder what kind of math he did.
xxx> watched home2 - switch for yourself
The dialogue between the sisadmin requiring 2 screws and 1 key, and the head of the CTO.
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Welcome to Balin!
We suffer great and shameful need!
They came to us, boyarin, a hard disk with more volume, and wider - in the amount of a few (we want girls overseas shy to watch, and we have small volumes, we tolerate the need and so on). And we have heard from Constantine that there is an overseas miracle – a gaming keyboard called. Constantine was a ugly and stinking dog, because he did not allow the miracle to be used, but pulled it into his cellar. Do not offend us, we have another such item!
The head was roasted. and ?
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The letters are numerous, and it is hard to understand.
Constantine received this gadget in exchange for a thick boiler.
He beat his head at the cut of the light, so that this gadget could be obtained, and the great man of our bearded fell on his mercy.
And he gave his highest will to this miracle.
We will think of the hard disk, because the overseas girls to be entered in the chronicles - goodness is great!
So writer, write more, for it will be counted!
Signed by Crazy...
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Oupenziel is some sort of elephant name, right?
xxx: I finally downloaded the map of the Vatican, 690 MB weighs infection.
Scale of 1: 1?? to
<Irischa> while the mosquito tries to take off with my hairy chest, I’ll calmly give it up.
<Iriška> on the legs can not get out at all ))
<Vadik> fuck, Max change nick
An honest person never uses the expression "true to say".
My daughter Anetka is studying in Vienna and went to evening courses of German
The language. The audience there was gathered very varied - French, Spanish,
The Italians and even the Americans who had the imprudence of falling in love with
Austrian and building rainbow plans for life together. In the next
They discussed the topic of “my day.”
It was my daughter’s turn. She stood up and told me that
Every day she wakes up, takes herself in order and wakes herself up.
The elected. While he’s in the bathroom, she’s preparing breakfast.
who quickly cleans up and with his beloved goes out of the house
The University. After school, she goes to work, and in the evening on her way home.
Go to the store, buy food, clean up, prepare lunch and wait.
Their sweet. When he comes, they eat lunch together and prepare for the
tomorrow’s lessons, rest, read, play at the computer or go
Walk or go to the cinema. Then they come back, and she still has time to kiss him.
Dress and shirt while the cute is preparing for sleep.
At the end of the speech, Annette realized she had said something wrong. by V
The audience was silent, and only her Italian girlfriend.
Hope asked, “You have invented all this, yeah?”
The little girl went off, she told me how it was!” and at that moment she understood,
That her blatant story shocked all the men tormented by emancipation.
to the brain of bones, and even the unhappy American finally realized that
I did not choose the best option.
The popularity of Russian girls on courses has increased dramatically.
Rw.minus@rambler.ru
Discussion: http://gb.anekdot.ru/gb/373037.html
The crisis. The boss calls a nice office manager, gives her a letter
Order and Pen. There is only one line on the list:
"You can’t get rid of it".
Put it yourself...
<kyxap_onwork> Recently it became known that a Swedish student, losing in World of Warcraft day (!Eventually he lost consciousness.
<kyxap_onwork> weak
by ZER0_C00L
Gene Givargizyan (14:58:19 5/12/2008)
Hello my name is Cristina!
Congratulations to the "Antenna" newspaper, don’t fuck the quotes from Basha!! to
News from Moscow:
... the cement was lowered by 50 percent, the iron armor and twice as much... (c)
avreol: I went out after physics with a dried brain, I think give coffee from the machine to drink) and the matter was later at 8 p.m)) somewhat rattled the little things 20p gave the machine, pressed the cooking, and there the cups ended... stood with a whirling face watched my coffee spilled into the sludge
XXX: My brain is bursting!
YYY: From what suddenly?
xxx: I'm looking at the sources of one website
xxx: I see s/S/S/g; I remove it
XXX: I write myself
XXX: I don’t go back
XXX: I move to another place
XXX: I don’t go back
XXX: Go away, shake the brains of everyone
Zzz: Don’t buy bubbins and everything will be named!
yyy: the code of the symbols compare :))))
I hate the wind!!!! to
and zzz:
xxx: it has two symbols that look like S
So, because of this, Moscow has almost broken.
zzz: hence the conclusion: not you hanged the drum - not you to film!
Stirling (00:56:54 30/11/2008)
No, they say that animals are similar to their owners.)
Aidan Maindeville (00:57:33 30/11/2008)
M is?
Stirling (00:58:10 30/11/2008)
I don’t have a cat, I have a complex of phobias sitting and nervous disorder chasing...
Arinka (01:00:53 30/11/2008)
When it's dark and her parents turn off the TV when she goes to bed, she wakes up anxious because of the silence. She eliminates her with loud whispers until the hour of the night.
When I go to the toilet, she wakes up with a fear of loneliness. Consequently, it breaks into the door. But getting into that room, she remembers that she has claustrophobia, and begins to climb on the wall and try to reach the pen to let her go. When she finds herself outside, she wakes up with a fear of loneliness... well, and so on.) In the bathroom she does not break just because she also has hydrophobia.
Paranoia of mosquitoes.
The poor polar fox will rise late in the morning,
And he will come to those who took money from Sberbank
What is Lenin? It’s when you get up from bed and you get out of the phone.