There are three stages of man’s courage.



The 1 stage:

The husband comes late from work, the wife with a rod stands at the door.

He: "Are you flying or you are flying somewhere else?"



The 2 stages:

The husband comes from work at night, the wife lies in bed and

Pretending to be asleep.

The husband takes a chair and puts it in front of his sleeping wife, sits down and watches.

The wife can’t stand it and asks, “What are you doing?”

He: “When the concert starts, I want to sit in the front row!”



Three stages :

The husband comes from work in the morning, cheerful, all dressed and female

The ghosts.

The wife in the kitchen, breakfast, angry, turned her back to him.

The husband walks to her from behind, gives her a hammer on the pope and says:

"You are the next!and "

The first couple in computer science. The first course. Everyone is waiting for the lecture, representing a good bearded uncle with red eyes and a beer belly, and here a young man in lost jeans and bandana runs in, holds his hands on his knees and cries on the whole lecture: "BACK TO YOU!", after which, naturally, the grave silence reigns and the priest proudly, with a smile, goes to the department.
I had already suspected...

XHH: Who are you?
The graffiti designer.
Oh yeah yeah. I am Lord Sanitary Technician.

XXX is fucking. Here’s how you can let your girlfriend make you go?
Oh, what stupid are you?
XXX: Imagine that though! You then kissed her, consider herself sucked out.
UUU: Fuck, and if I’ve groomed at home and then greeted you by the hand, what does it mean that you’ve held me by the hand?
XXX: No...
XXX:... that means we greeted them =)))

wolf (12:03:03 10/12/2008)
Prince of Persia

zuki (12:06:15 10/12/2008)
Was he sitting?

- I was offered a job in Moscow - to administer a servacle... I thought - there is a mom, girlfriend, friends... And there is a salary - not an example of what is here...
and? Why not go?
“Yes... I sat in the evening, stuck in the telecast – there on MTV showed Timati with his clip – like that – "If you are ready for Moscow, then you are the same as us..."...
MDA...
(Anh of )

I bought a bubble and brought it home. My sister is sitting looking at the house.
I get the drum out of the bag, I pick it up "Ftang Ktolhu!" - the lights are turned off all over the house.

Night at work. My friend and I decided to go to the counter...
We uploaded the Assassination map, which added sniper seats and several tunnels.
He heard a gunshot from the inside of the building. So, I think in 4 seconds he will get out of the tunnel. I count 4 seconds and shoot a sniper.
The neighbor’s friend is jumping. Then the silence. Only distant steps.
Then he gave out with a very serious voice:
Don’t go into the tunnel. That fucking...

I couldn’t play anymore...

Recently, the front bumper ternulled,when he left the garage, well, he went so to the country. The rain was heavy, dirt everywhere. On the way, they stop the geer, start hanging allegedly participating in the DP, well, I explain to them that Teranul, it happens, let's go and see the scratches in the garage. One agreed and we went to see him. We come, I open the garage, he sees scratches, he says the type went back, we will form a fine of 50 UAH and I will be able to go further. Here I became psychotic, drove the car into the garage, locked it and started to leave. Mint stands dirty, dirt everywhere, very difficult to pass (practically not real), began to guess me, asking that I take it back. I turned around and said, “Comrade, I don’t know you, stay away from me, I’ll call the police soon.” The mint got hot and I went home to drink tea.

If the citizens of Russia really had the possibility of free will in the elections, the majority of them would simply be rattled into the electoral urn.

I have fucking hurt...
Anonymous @: Fuck it! The Head! My head hurts! The head hurts!! to

Dominant Nurse
I caught a fly.

Jantary
You are cool!

Dominant Nurse
I am a broker.

Jantary
Why is?

Dominant Nurse
It is not a season!

Instructed our brave admin secretary to write his wonderful voice greeting on the "electronic secretary". And this is the second week of all the callers greeting the phrase.
"Good morning You called the company like that. Call the employee’s internal number, or wait for the employee’s response. Thank you" And still hardly heard "Crazy! How to turn it off".
Interesting the boss will notice soon? )))

111(00:23:44 9/12/2008)
She loves a small stomach.
I struck a drone in him once.
My favorite is my ass.
This girl loves and kisses her.
I have my favourite.) Such a breast.
What I have done to them I humiliate you people!

111(00:38:08 9/12/2008)
I am writing fun for you.
I almost carry you on my hands.
I am such a cute simple oh
And a lot more! do you agree? and ;)

222(00:39:10 9/12/2008)
I agree, sweet
My puppy rabbit
I would run away from you.
Fuck my foot.
She shaved and went to sleep.
Look at the night.
My brain fucking.

In our childhood, the shortage of porn was such that I someday, while viewing the instructions from Tampax, caught a nonchalant stand.

He borrowed money from me hoping that we would never meet again.

He gave him money hoping for the same.

I go to the metro in Novogirevo from work in the evening.

At the next station come two well-drunk men, one of them

in a military suit, the second holds a cardboard with the inscription of the type

"Give me a day"

The crowd is strained - all were taken by different beggars there. already ready

Listen to another tearful story about what kind of man fought, lost

Hearing, foot, hand or mother at death.



Suddenly the man in the furage says, pressing his hand to the heart: "Dear friends,

We cannot lie and we cannot. We have a party today, there is no money.

I want to drink!"



At first, everyone was rotting, and then about half of the car slid down by a dozen.

Men for Honesty

After the first wedding night.

He is:

I realized that I was not the first...

She is smoking:

And I realized that it was not the last one!

HTTP://internet-portal.ru

The Monday. The Office. Everyone is working hard.
Director of Compound:
and ppc! Where do I get so many babies?! to
The account has arrived?
The castle has captured, they will attack again.

by temon

The brother told, when in 1988 the railway plant exploded at the sorting station Sverdlovsk, he woke up, the glass shattered from himself, in the window looks - there is a fungus... black such, with a barrel... in the sky is raised.

Calling Mom
There was an atomic explosion!!! to
Go to sleep.
and Mom. there there. the atomic. The explosion! I have to do something!
Well, if it’s atomic, it’s too late to do something... go to bed.