My mother burned:
How I got out of school and stayed at home, well mom from work decided to scream me home... And she is very bad for my girls.
The number wrongly entered, and there the girl takes such a phone, a dialogue:
Mom – oh, guy, and where is Pasha?
Not stupid either.
She is a waffle, and he is still sleeping.
Mom, when will I wake up?
She - Well where is half the clock, what to pass on to him?
Mom – Oh no no... I’ll call him back, and I’ll put the phone on.

Half the clock calls back, but the number is already normal.

I, so sleepy, take the trumpet – Alo...
Mama, is she awake?
I am ah...
Mom, tell your girlfriend to prepare the breakfast.
I am O_o OK, and what exactly.
Mom – Oh fuck, you have a lot of them there?!?!?! Yes, I’m not communicating with one.
Mom - oh oh no fuck say coke-nit, let it feed, and lay the phone
Five minutes later the phone calls again.
My father is Vachahah, are you alone?
I am not, the cat is still home.
Well he told me it all, I walked on the floor for half a day...

Darth Vader, hello to you! I still remember you)

I want to see how many more people are like me.

Behavioral_
well well!

Pasha
I thought so.

Pasha
If Okay, it is DO and Re united B... then there will be Rebbie, Mibfa, and so much more than Solble!

Dek: my friend started playing the line again - he says:"we hit the computer addiction to alcohol" :)

Missed letter I am in question on vorum.ru "What should I do if a girl is not a virgin, but a virgin?"

I went to Grandma.
As always, cake and cake. My grandfather talked about politics. Grandmother listened, listened and gave - Yes, the Americans are completely out, they are out and the president is now non-Russian!

I think everyone is hiding something from me.

<megmage> I love Yandex, my infinite box is filled by 8% of infinity %)

- Smoke, I am waiting for a day, take me out of the garden, let me climb to you, okay?

What does it mean to be slapped? I have to change tonight! It has to be secure somewhere!

Go to my grandmother and I’ll take her after work.

On the day of appearance, dear Bash! We love you)

On the ftp in the same lock there is a directory of uploads/orders.

Regularly, despite cleaning, folders with names of types appear:

Get rid of porn!
Give me the porn!!! to
China is striking!!! to
Porn in court

It was an unexpectedly appearance:

When you’re going to be a fucking fuck!

Congratulations to the "Antenna" newspaper, don’t fuck the quotes from Basha!! to

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I am joining!! And another fierce greeting on the same occasion of the magazine "TVpark"

What’s in common between Barack Obama and John F. Kennedy?
So far nothing...

Petroff: Listen, why do women scream during orgasm? Well, except for the strange desire to hit our male self-love. and? Somehow incomprehensible.

Karam: Wouldn’t you do it if you’d be robbed?

Our state - socially oriented, but a problem with orientation -

Norwegians don’t give it, but you!

1996 election campaign. Boris Nikolaevich joins the group

The Russians rejoiced and said to a woman with a baby in her arms: “Here! This

The child will not go to the army on call!", - hinting on his just

Decree on Contractual Service.

“Of course,” said my mother, “it’s a girl!

Lenin was a fun man, so the first document signed by him

After the coming to power was the "Decree on the Earth", thanks to which

The peasants never saw the land. The peasants were also fun people.

Lenin has not seen her yet.

A cat stopped sleeping with us on the same bed.
Probably it is pointing...

Do you share?
Mythosis or Meyosis?

Prep told me.

He has a familiar proof. He once told a story:

They hired two Moldavians to do the wiring in the house (in Odessa they instead of the Tajiks). Trying to check the work. These frames pierced the straw from the upper right corner of the wall into the lower left corner and let the wire pass through it.

What did you do? Who does so?
What is not so?
Yes, the cable is placed at a straight angle, not the direction! to rebuild!

I came in a few days to check out the work. I even photographed this art.

The old straw is broken. From the right upper corner, just likewise, in the left lower, the straw is pierced "under a straight angle"...steps)))

2> then my cat was a hookup :)
1> and
2> constantly brings burning lights and cigarettes from the street. But today I surpassed myself, from somewhere on a mobile phone!

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Let the cat hunt?