Under the windows are two Toyota Land Cruiser Prado, Volkswagen Tuareg, Boomer X5, Lincoln Navigator...

[xxx] And the mood is that fig...

[xxx] went wrote on the cardboard "Exhibition "I have a small penis, but a big car" and put in front of them...

Pony in the pump: How many bears do you think will rule?
Razr: no shit knows, kind of one

I love the idea in American horror films "let’s share"

When I started using the internet at home, my nephew was just 14.

A few days later, I dug into the explorer’s logs and was very surprised.

No "porno", "chh" and other "moist chicks" with "hot mines". A well-educated boy searched for two days in all the search engines for a single phrase – “naked people.”
Written by kalbasik, 30.08.2008 at 01.18

<arkan> You know, you should have a underwear with the inscription 403: forbidden.
<Labyrinth> And then you should have a 404: Not Found family.

I wonder, do all the people of Sochi know the bribes?

It was a matter - we sat in the movie, watched the "Fateful Woman", in the room almost anshlag. On the screen there is a tumultuous sex scene: Banderas has his passion hard on the billiard table and ends after 20-30 seconds. Pause and...
In the tense silence of the hall, a lonely, full of universal sadness and disappointment, girl’s voice speaks:
"Eyeyeehh, Banderas, Banderas..."

Someone's hopes and dreams were broken, but it was not possible to watch the movie normally.)

Not so long ago, in order to improve everything, the entire staff moved to thin clients, there is no screw in the car, neither flash drive nor drive to move anywhere.
The data in the process of work is stored on a remote server behind the bug, the local server only for the software.

And here with someone the boss scandalized, and came the Goblins and Goblins, presented the papers and took all the system blocks. After a while they call - we can't load the car - come, say, say the password. The headquarters went out and raised a scandal - they said, screws were stolen from all the cars!
The case, the statements to the prosecutor’s office, the menta shattered.
Summary - knowledge of the match part needs even the Goblins.

Please add the button "show only funny"

In the second grade of the universe, you understand that mathematics becomes really difficult when numbers disappear from it.

I love you and you are a fool.
YYY is Nihua. I love you and you are stupid.

The case in the bus.
The Controller:
We show passes, we buy tickets. Young man, what do you have?

per person (wrapping up in the pockets, taking out the little things of 50-10 copies):
I will pay you with gold.

Breathing (12:16:21 26/11/2008)
One of the billions of unnoticed planktonists like me.
BrainStorm (12:17:03 26/11/2008)
Hi, boring and monotonous component of office meat
BrainStorm (12:23:20 26/11/2008)
How is the mood in the run-up to the head of the office fallos?
Breathing (12:24:21 26/11/2008)
icq is launched, the printer streams. Hello another day, a banal and Gothic office day. How do you measure the lower and upper limbs?
BrainStorm (12:25:20 27/11/2008)
The lower limbs more resemble the mushroom, the tail is flat from the chair, and the fingers are melted and grown to the keyboard.
Breathing (21:37:21 26/11/2008)
Another day is wasted. Farewell to the unspoiled office.
BrainStorm (21:27:20 27/11/2008)
We will meet Zanta, the unit of unsaturated and unsaturated jet underdevelopment.

Tushkan aka dipus: yeah, oh I can’t))
RaTT-34: What is it?
Tushkan aka dipus: the news talked about Somali pirates and said that the type of piracy has a centuries-old history
Tushkan aka dipus: and for visibility showed portraits of then pirates, such as Drake, against the background of some ancient map
RaTT-34: Oh... this is yes
Tushkan aka dipus: and I felt that somewhere there was a nail.
Tushkan aka dipus: I looked at it - it was a Tammyella Map!))

I’ve seen the anti-spambot question today: "How to patch KDE2 under FreeBSD?"
Everything would be nothing, but the answer is not even "I am?", a:

" cd /usr/ports && make index; pkgdb -F
cd /usr/ports/x11/xorg && make all install && make clean
cd /usr/ports/x11/kde3/
make && make install && make clean;
Portsnap Fetch
Portsnap Extract
Portsnap fetch update
xorgcfg
cp ~/xorg.conf.new /usr/X11R6/etc/X11/xorg.conf
touch ~/.xinitrc && echo -ne “exec startkde” > ~/.xinitrc
reboot
Tagged with "
I wonder if someone has broken...

Dialogue in bed:

She: Well if you kiss me so passionately,
Kiss in the neck.
He is: Why?
Though there is still electricity there,
Not the injury.

[xxx] Fuck, I struck my mouth with the phone!
Gender of O_O
[xxx] not))) briefly bitten the battery cover and squeezed
[YYYY] XD You would say even the drill ass scratched)

Seed Weather: The third day I rub into the foil. Yesterday I went to the office, looked around the office, automatically marked what to search, closed doors, desks, boxes. But everything is cute, comfortable, cleaned. Thinking about it, I say, and you had your clove here before the war.
The secretary was noticeably tense.)

Unhappy customer of the internet provider with the login zalupa13
You are asked to provide 1 month of internet access as a compensation. He is obscene and screams. I don’t like our music on the phone.
No wonder that a customer with such a login makes such claims :)))

DJ Sergeich: By the way, even if the hamster died by his death? c) Bash.org.ru
Ukraine: My hamster died under strange circumstances.
Ukraine: At old age he seemed blind, and he was very angry. It was going to get a break and crash into the wall...
Ukraine: In general, he died from wounds and beating.
Killed by the wall.