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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13084
 17.12.2008
All the fucking stuff :) cut off. I don’t have any money, I have all the mortgage.
WOW I sympathize! I’ve broken my neck too. :(

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №13083
 17.12.2008
xxx: Each employee in the office is provided with a controller with two inscriptions:
Coffee
Mined

Good employees have buttons, bad employees have lamps.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №13082
 17.12.2008
I sit home alone, I don’t touch anyone, I drink tea.
Silence, beauty, black family trousers to the knees on the naked body)))
I live on the seventh floor.
I hear something on the balcony. And here!
In the kitchen window appears a figure.
in bigodes, cucumbers on the rose and a dirty old coat...
People, forgive me the sinner, I worshiped like a martyche whom the current wrecked!
In general, a neighbor from the eighth came down the fire ladder.
She had a lock on the door and asked to repair it.
Since that day I have stopped...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13081
 16.12.2008
I work as a lecturer, as if I had to go with students from one campus to another on the street. They are in the upper clothes in the costume. One asks :
Tell me, is it not cold for you?
- Yes, you know, I am practically not vulnerable in the academic territory.

Judging by silent voices, I believed.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №13080
 16.12.2008
I went through periods of "Reading Basha" :
1) What is shit?
2) BGG, but it’s rough
I cry, I hate it! It does not work!
4) It seemed like it was already
5) No, it was recently
I hate crying, I hate. I am tired of reading, but I can’t stop :(
7) I accepted, and with a face that does not express any emotions, I will still go to the tower.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №13079
 16.12.2008
Status of the girl:
It is fun!! Eat mandarines and listen to a song from K/F "Ironia of Fate"! I want to have a new year!!!! to
She is:!! And now I listen to the valse from k/f "My affectionate and tender beast" and I know one thing!!!! I want to get married!! and ? ?
I have a German movie here, can I listen to the soundtrack?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13078
 16.12.2008
From the forum:

I bought FIFA 09 and this is a football simulator. The game is great, I just fly! I play for Tottenham. And then one day, when I came from school, ate and sat down to play FIFU, my father looked into the room!! 1

And he is a fan of Tottenham, because there Pavlyutchenko began to play and shorter he now sick Tottenham and Spartacus. Well here! Next, the father says - that is, you watch football on the computer, who plays?!! to

I say, Dad, it is a game. He said, I know it’s a game. Who is playing? It falls closer.

Well I say it’s a computer game, you see? I take a pause. And there in the pause of the emblems of playing clubs well and Tottenham naturally. He (Father) is a Figase, the Spores play! On which channel? I play – Dad, it’s a computer game! Do you understand?

He cried and ran out of the room. We got back with beer and cakes!!! He says, “Get your game, I’ll watch!” I pulled a small table. The chair! And he sits watching, drinks beer and mocking football! Everything is like life!!! 1

At first, it hit me, and then my mom almost beat me with a belt, said that I was spinning the folder and the computer she would throw out, because he hangs on him every day and stopped communicating with her at all!!! 1

What can I do, help me! My father makes me play in FIFA, seven games in a row! I’m already in 2012 (well there’s time inside the game), and that’s not over! He doesn’t want to play, he wants to watch.by gamebaster.ru

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13077
 16.12.2008
XXX is
And I think it’s a burning thing: to run to the store at night and ask the saleswoman, “Do you have a chocolate with foliage?”and "

YYYY
I do not think!! Suddenly you wanted to bite a little bit in the foil!!!))

XXX is
I think it’s no less burning.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13076
 16.12.2008
I put the people 8080 chips.
All are so joyful: "Oh Denis, what would we do without you"
The head of the department (dark): "We would work..."

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13075
 16.12.2008
A: I thought or your page in the Contact somehow
Has it changed???? to
B: Yes, I removed half of the interests.
a third of games and movies, most videos and notes, a third of photos,
several points of activity and dozens of quotes, completely rewritten
He changed the survey and suggestion, deleted 20 friends and left 30 groups.
Instead, he joined groups against alcohol, smoking and drugs.
How did you decide to start a new life??? O O O O?? to
B is NO! ......
A: So what then?? to
B: The parents of Vkontakte registered... :(((

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13074
 16.12.2008
Mr the President!
If you can’t provide everyone with a decent job, please! Make the garbage boxes not so high, or it is uncomfortable to climb in them.
thank you!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13073
 16.12.2008
Documentary (00:31:12 15/12/2008)
And the snow has fallen.

Wedding (00:33:35 15/12/2008)
What a surprise in mid-December

Documentary (00:34:04 15/12/2008)
We were also in shock... only the pineapples planted.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13072
 16.12.2008
In the previous six generations of Russians, the "horse family" was associated with the name Oves, and in the modern generation with the name Sobchak.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13071
 16.12.2008
I go to the gym.A blonde girl rolled in front of me.All things, a D&G bag, a shirt to the navel, a 10 cm shirt.
Well, of course, all of her pathos feed broke the prices, glued to the socks of boots:)))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13070
 16.12.2008
xxx what are you doing?
YYY is interesting. I'm watching another example of "getting through the car"
Ohhhh how is it?
ууу I adore the window in the binoculars, as my former witchorya writes on the front glass of the honda - "suka", "svoloch", "I hate" and things like that.
You’re getting rid of the car and you’re just looking at it.
Wow, I didn’t say what to me. One unfortunate man parked a similar car in front of my house. My car stands quietly in the garage, but this fool had no time to remember the number.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13069
 16.12.2008
It is terrifying to apply to a teacher who has the status of "Jihad of the Fifth Course" in the Asche before the session.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №13068
 16.12.2008
Time can be taken away, it cannot be shared.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №13067
 16.12.2008
My friend used to work in the police. Of course it happened at work.

Lots of funny cases. One day he patrolled the area with his

by "Bobby" Later on, there were few people on the street, nothing.

and suspicious. We headed to the street, on which there were four streets.

movement in both directions. And this prospect is divided by the rearborist. They go

in the first row, the speed is small, and observe this picture: Young

A girl walks past an underground crossing, and suddenly two boys run by.

She pulls out her hand bag and looks at the "bobby" passing by.

They flee to the transition, to the other side. Myths are not allowed.

The Dispatcher. My friend wanted to jump out of the car and run after them.

But here the driver of the bobik, (and he is from Ukraine) cried loudly:

Guys keep up!! to

After which he directed the "Bobik" to the transit... Down and passing through

The transition, he also quietly "crossed" the stairs on the other side!

These guys, who ran with a bag hundred meters from the transit, were not in a hurry.

Walked on the sidewalk. They were so upset when they flew behind them.

Wasik, and they were right on the sidewalk and packed...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13066
 16.12.2008
My cat is unusual.

What is so unusual in her?

Here, look at the photos.

“Well... birds... mice... fish... cream... And what?

The cat took a photo.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №13065
 16.12.2008
I am terribly afraid to fly. Usually in the plane I bleak, sweat, drink wine and tremble, and people around me laugh at me. Then they ask who I’m working for, and I answer that I’m a professor and I’m engaged in turbulence. They stop laughing and start drinking.

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