Which inscription would you want on your grave?
Go under the cover and win the main prize!!)
by 0_o

44661 (saved 2009-01-21 at 18:00)
100% what did you do?
The entire staff of the office fell under the tables and could no longer take the tests.
and...

My acquaintance had a similar case. They and their son (5 years old) came to donate blood from the finger, the doctor says to the child:"Now you will have a berry on the finger". And weaved the needle in the finger, blood went naturally. The boy looked surprised at what was happening and said:"Nihua has a berry..."

Parents like you and your friends need to be killed, slowly and brutally. and then you eat, fool, you will be surprised, say, what a generation has gone, here we were quite different, good, and now the youth has completely dissolved..."
You are fools, you are brainless fools. Fuck you shit shit!
Odin, the cat, the shredder, the blonde, oh fuck!
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Today the horoscope read: Aries - be prepared for everything. PS, I’ve never seen such an accurate prediction!

44722 (saved 2009-01-22 at 00:45)
Many mobile operators set a 30-minute threshold for the length of the conversation. They all know. But not everyone knows that if at the beginning of the conversation to pronounce clearly “Putin’s coup of bomb,” the conversation will last more than 30 minutes, because. will be automatically transferred to another line, by the way, more quality. and ;)

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I wonder how many people will try after this quote new lines of communication provided by our cellular operations

What is Annie’s phone?
Alex: Yes, there’s some simple... It seems to be an arithmetic progression first, and then geometric.
Pasha: 345 to 248
Alex: It is true!

Meanwhile, the engineer is even chewing matte.

<cactus> In the U.S., a married teacher raped a student 300 times
<cactus> the student is not satisfied, the case is in court.
<lava> 300? He exaggerates his capabilities, the minor Casanova

What to say when you get a salary?
Hi my little girl!! to

The Metro. 11 the morning.
A 20 year old girl is terrible. In terrible clothes.
Next to him is a boy aged 25-30 years.
Girl, you are so symmetrical.
The girl is interested in the boy.
And so fashionable...
The girl almost flies.
Are you dressed in McDonald’s?

I decided to joke and at the same time check out how with the sense of humor in the people. I wrote on my blog.
This weekend, an important event took place.
I, together with the other fictional members of the Teleporting Bag Company, developed a virus specifically for laptops and netbooks running Windows. The virus spreads both through flash drives and through the network. If it hits the hard disk, it quickly spreads across all the folders and archives. Antivirus software is not defined, as it is embedded not only in the conductor, but also in the antivirus itself. After the system starts on an infected machine, the virus starts and forcibly closes the laptop’s cover. Any calls of the user (including physical) to the cover of the laptop are intercepted and do not bring the expected result. This way, the cover is not opened.
P.S
Currently, work is being carried out on porting the virus, on cell phones with a form factor (book)."
The first comment: I always dreamed of giving a spade on the head of such people, I'm glad I don't have a laptop.
All comments in the same spirit. No one understood the...

Everyone says out, what fast and cheap unlimited in Moscow, not what we have, in the depths... for that we have time to close the pop-ups of advertising before they load.

K to:

I did a useful thing for our country today!
YYY: What is it?
I exchanged almost all of my former rubles for dollars! With my luck, the dollar will definitely fall.

The bucks fell by 77 kopecks))))
Thank you very much ?

With respect, the whole country!!!))

I looked into the refrigerator and thought, “I bought it for me.”

XXX is
Would it be written with a hard or soft sign?

YYYY
and

XXX is
I have a high literature conversation.

XXX is bl. Yesterday the cake ended.

X: I got a new one today. in the form of the euro and the backs. I think we are being prepared to work for food.

The sister was lying in the hospital with appendicitis, just before the operation she lies naked under the bedroom on the table, still without anesthesia, on the sides are 2 surgeons, one raises the bedroom and says: "Good child", the second bowed her eyes and spoke: "Daaa excellent" and closed the bedroom)

YYYY
Hi to you!
How is it?

XXX is
Monday in the morning? Let it be good.

The husband came to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, looked into the pot with soup... then said to you, took a bottle of beer, closed the refrigerator and went to the computer...
Do I cook so badly?! to

Question: When you burn your eyelids, do they grow?How soon?? to
The sooner you burn, the faster they grow!! to

Kenny
I asked a blonde girl to answer yes or no to the question: "The next word you write me will be no?"

I went out and didn’t appear for 4 hours...I’m worried.

God is
murderer