A phone call from an unknown number:

I... I hear!
He: And who is it?
I: This is the one you are calling.
He: And where did I get?
I: On the mobile number of a very good and, most importantly, very good person.
He: Oh, so sorry, I didn’t get there.

Glucose leaves the canal.
ZZZ: Aaa shit, glucose go back (
Glucose comes to the channel.
Tagged with: chonada

Serg_omsk: Girls, my wife left me with my daughter for the weekend and I urgently need advice.
serg_omsk: who can help?
Aloe: How to help? I listen to?
serg_omsk: How to safely remove a child's hand from the anus of a dog?

With the modern development of technology, even the most fresh news in 5 minutes turns into a megaborn painting.

VictoRRR: I finished the page. Opened in IE and... no bugs. was confused

A friend asks:
What to give to the girl I want to meet?

I am :
- Falsoimitator... and write on it "in his place could be I".

I can say that I would rather be sitting behind when the plane crashes into the rock. Why is. The length of the ATR42 is 22.67 meters. Suppose the last seat is located at a distance of 15 meters from the nose. Cruiser speed is 556 km/h. So, from the moment of hitting my nose in a rock to the moment of hitting my chair in the same rock, one second will pass (556 km: 3600 s). During that time, I will at least have time to enjoy the shit that happens to the passengers in front of me.

Tags: Chata Cold
Admin: I’ll go with another server.

1 is oh! Fuck it!! to
2 What happened?? to
One of the buttons was pressed.
And the porn has opened?
1: not closed

<xxx> that is all. I hope for a controller. by admin
<xxx> and thumbnails! Where are you
<administrator> well
<xxx> you are a shit. Gordon fucking you six times in the whole row.
<administrator> is it the same again?
<xxx> and Forget the plays. I am preparing hope.
<administrator> not :)
<xxx> fucking, Leha, be a man.
* Welcome to us <midnight> Welcome to us.
<xxx> the sunshine of the sun, hello. I was so missing. How are you?
<administrator> oppa :) haha :)
<xxx> there is no fuck! But not immediately. 10 minutes more. plyizes
*xxx was kicked by administrator cause(insult to administrator)

Koko is
Is it like this?

Sleeping
The word "how" has meant a desire.

and xxx:
I personally prefer the private studio movies. They are at least plausibly shooting, and there are no helicopters that explode to you.

A sensation of the day!! State control finally interested in Evgeny Petrosyan!

<Shaera> and why don’t you shave your face?
<Pamflet> I am informal.
<Shaera> that is. Do you have an informal face?
<Pamflet> would you see my informal buttocks
Shaera looked under her trousers.
<Shaera> listen, but I am also informal

We are not paid more... we survive electricity at the expense of other firms...

XXX- I happy girl parried that typically if 529 by 23 is not divided then she has the virus catarrhal askiny log in none somebody ports...wish sho puzzled))))))))))))))))))))))))))))Bugagaga I am an ackey admin.
This is a diagnosis!

and Wind:
I greet you, my lord!! to
Do you really want to remove this catalogue, oh my master?!!! to
Sorry, I can't delete this file, my master, without it my existence will be impossible, oh my master!!! to

and Linux:
Darth Vader, the man!
Do you want to do it? Go to!! to
What a fucking?
Did I ask you to do that?
Shake the bubble, I’ll listen!! to

<Fireball> interesting, it is the same Artemika
<Fireball> which artyomkaes
<TrackR> :)
<Fireball> yes no, it’s like another
<Fireball> well it may have smoked out of course...
<unC0Rr> it's like smoking, but the ipad has become another

I work in a defense company. Until now, some secret tasks are rotating on SM. A security specialist - a grandfather about 70 years old - comes and checks the presence of seals, etc. Takes an e/m coil with data, exhausts it, gets a lump, looks into the tape for a long time and gives out in full seriousness: "Bl...! They know how to encrypt now!" He puts a coil on the shelf and leaves.

I have such a hobby - to collect frogs... sweaters all kinds, statuettes, in general everything that is connected with a frog...So here - I have such a statuette because of a frog standing next to the thermometer... Until some point it seemed that it was completely incorrectly showing the temperature and to check this I decided to plug it in the refrigerator... Well, the obvious thing forgot about it at all... In the morning I hear a wild popin scream from the kitchen: "So what hnia, and here they are already!!and "