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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №11820
 29.10.2008
The agenda was proposed at the meeting:

1st The accountant Ivanov criticizes the director.

2nd Farewell to accountant Ivanov.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11819
 29.10.2008
Taiwan is
I’ll tell you something... You’ll write in the head letters – they’ll be taken for a blonde. and :)
Ignatova
I am sorry for some shit!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11818
 29.10.2008
Conversation with a neighbor in the community
The Earth is increasing every year!!! to
XXX: What is C?
Every year a new asphalt is laid over the old one.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №11817
 29.10.2008
Apparently classmates and contact are forcing to vote for themselves under the threat of deleting the account.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11816
 29.10.2008
thx(0:22):
I had some hatshies under the windows arranged.. stands for 15 minutes already.. hatshies and hatshies... loudly..
thy(0:23) :
I thought I would go out of there but I did differently. ?
yyy(0:23) :
He poured water on them.
? to
) is
Xxx(0:23) :
took his flash from the photo tag))) and blowed on them))) they grabbed their jackets on the fuckers and fucked up for the truck)))))
yyy(0:23) :
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №11815
 29.10.2008
At one enterprise is implementing the ERP system Galactica. Also organized a loud communication, which periodically announce information messages of different content: "Ivanov come there and there...", "At 12:00 meeting.." well and so on.
Killed a message related to the work with BD ERPška of the following content: "Attention! All out of the galaxy!"
Immediately a picture is drawn: accountants and engineering staff approach the closets with clothes... dressed in scarfanders and headed to their stars. It didn’t happen to me, but I was forgotten.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11814
 29.10.2008
The cry of the soul:
I have an accountant (B).
B: I have an outlook not sending a letter... hanging...
I go to the computer and look at the 39MB.
I say the file is too big in the attachment, divide it into 4 parts.
B is OK. thank you.
I: No for what.
...
It takes 30 minutes
......
calling
B: I had your computer stuck during the archiving. I restarted and everything depends on me when entering the slave. The table.

I go to her computer under my account (I really couldn’t go under her account) and find 39,000 pieces of the archive on her work.and :-(


[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №11813
 29.10.2008
Republicans have already convinced Americans of their insolvency. I’m more than sure that on November 5 or 6, when the vote count is over, the victorious Dark Lord Obama will speak: “We are on the threshold of a new world. For security and stability, the Republic will be transformed into the first Galactic Empire.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №11812
 29.10.2008
[14:40:33] <IT Strong> ask
Do you have a system administrator?
Just a moment, I’ll know.
I hear a voice behind the covered phone.
-Marina, the system administrator is the box there we stand
I do not know
Another girl.
This is the key on your computer.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11811
 29.10.2008
Olya (13:44:50 16/10/2008)
I saw a little corner...mmmm..but I realized that it was lazy to walk with him in the morning...sometimes
PV (13:46:16 16/10/2008)
Yes, a dog is not an option (you have to get married)
PV (13:46:31 16/10/2008)
Or a turtle.
Olya (13:46:45 16/10/2008)
Equally...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №11810
 29.10.2008
Will we be hit by the global financial crisis?
“Sinku, it’s oligarchy and it’s only "Kosniotsi", and we’re...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11809
 29.10.2008
I read the news: "A meteorite will fall on Estonia sooner than Russia will attack" - what are the new technologies?)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11808
 29.10.2008
Instructions for the Qtek S110:
Download the instructions in Russian (1.1 MB)
Download the instructions in English (7.9 MB)

Fuck, I am proud of my nation.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11807
 29.10.2008
Fuck, I’ve seen a bunch of different opinions about the schedules of electricians, but today I’ve probably seen the best. Beyond all the schedule, with fat letters, a marker someone wrote - CHAOS!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11806
 29.10.2008
Today I watched a picture: two haishniks fought for the radar Well, what greed leads to.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11805
 28.10.2008
I find out from the online help sites:

The question:
Sometimes I write and the urine does not spit too much but spit.

The answer of your doctor
Dear Paul!
Reduce the pressure of the current and everything will normalize.
With respect...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11804
 28.10.2008
The service center. I accept applications. A woman calls, something is broken. I am :
The address?
by Ul. Household Household Household Household
The name?
of one eye.
I am confused:
and repeat.
With one eye!! Strike at the Third Slogan! No need to bet!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №11803
 28.10.2008
In the Warcraft:
No, I’m just a girl.
WOW : O! Give me a guess you are a sympathetic brunette with medium-length hair 3rd-size chest-sized body, live in Rostov-on-Don and share your phone number with me
Well... I’m almost married.
Q: Did I guess the rest?! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11802
 28.10.2008
AAA: I was called by Vados here, complaining that I was calling him all the time.
It is my first in the phone book - I call accidentally, in my pocket, when I forget to put a block of buttons.

Well, I didn’t think for a long time I created the user Ashot and entered a ridiculous set of numbers instead of a phone number. I look - I called this number, my conversation was recorded for 15 seconds, on the account - zero, there was a hundred.

It turned out that I called to Shanghai (Hong Kong).

Scuco... I’d rather have Vadoso in my pocket.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11801
 28.10.2008
xxx: painting with oil, cheese incrustation
In the laboratory to take the tests comes a majority uncle
xxx: He holds a blue plastic bag with cockroaches
xxx: and grit the girl at the reception "I will pay, you will put them in my box?"
YYY: O_0

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