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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13845
 21.01.2009
Winter, -10, snow... Girls in miniatures... Session...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13844
 21.01.2009
Did you write the first page?
and well.
and GNU! What is the price of gas?
and 250.
“Damn, Julia, we have agreed for 380!! to
The wolf, please...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №13843
 21.01.2009
The Quote:

8168 [ + 666 − ] [: Átha Átha Cliath:] Approved 2006-01-18 at 07:14
<wut_y4icco> fucking, the electric sho went down to the kitchen, and there is a cat sitting on a tokasho baked biscuit and eating it!
<wut_y4icco> Does anyone need a cat?
<wut_y4icco> fresh

I've been looking for such a rating for a long time.)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №13842
 21.01.2009
Vovka (02:40:09)
To argue with you? You print faster.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №13841
 21.01.2009
Conrad
By the way, I checked the history of the teaching by the name Vestijak

Conrad
from the May. How he got a heart attack. History is not lying =)

† Ionych †
It was a long time ago, I do not remember.

Conrad (11:43:03 20/01/2009)
In short, he is evil. Students were unhappy. He is watching news. The war in Chechnya. Ruins, shootings, bleeding... The reporter reports something, and in the background a tank passes, soldiers on it. And on the armor with white arshine letters is written "VESTJAK MUDAK ". A heart attack...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13840
 21.01.2009
XXX is
I must have chocolate.
XXX is
Can I give nature?
YYYY
smoke
YYYY
Your nature is only to give the fore-ever peelings, don’t let yourself...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №13839
 21.01.2009
For a long time, the main task of the economy was to resolve political issues.

The Questions.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №13838
 21.01.2009
What a country, such attacks.



This story has been told to young cadres "olds", for a long time

in the municipal administration of internal affairs of the city as a lesson

to the topic of disagreement and citizens, and police officers.



A small preface. In 1988, it appears in the spring, there was a seizure.

of the family of musicians Ovechkin, their ensemble, if I do not

It was called "The Seven Simeons". After these events in all the cities

and the weights of the country spread the order of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the USSR concerning further

to prevent any further similar and tough measures in relation to the

and the "admitted" employees. There was an order, of course.

Our city.



A few months later, the events described occurred.

In our town to one of the remote areas was only one route.

trolley buses and a couple of bus routes. And here, some late evening in

The last trolleybus takes a gentle man and quietly.

He goes. But after a few minutes, he decides to ask the number.

The trolley bus, which receives the passenger's answer that the trolley bus is not the one,

The one he needs and does not reach the area he needs. Necessary man

The trolley bus, as explained by the driver, is no longer foreseeable. The man,

Not being quite adequate, he begins to cuddle in front of the driver, saying,

Cheerleader, what are you sorry for? The driver explained polently.

Routes and harm of alcohol in large amounts

Meaning sent to...



And then the man finally demolishes the roof, he pulls a knife out of his pocket

The trolleybus is seized, the driver and passengers are hostages.

The requirement is to drive this trolley bus to the area he needs.



One of the passenger aunts, seeing the knife, exhausted and begins to break.

In the door, the driver on the machine door opens, and a aunt with a scream

"They kill!" is taken in the night. However, it is not permanent, but

He turns to the phone-automat twists 02 and screams at the phone, which is

The final stop of the trolley bus number is an armed criminal

He took the driver and passengers hostage and threatened to kill them all.

unless their requirements are met. Without further explanation

He throws the tube and now finally dissolves in ignorance.



Now, dear readers, imagine the reaction of the guard who listened.

This tyrant. Remember the preface. No, not to be quietly sent.

the patrol crew, see what’s going on, starts feverishly

to name all the bosses and report the situation, e-snow, s

The brain is in a stressful state. and the servant,

The leaders remember the orders. Opportunities to work in

National farm, or in the best case in a dog breeder for the Polar

The Circle. An alarm is issued, a quiet panic begins.



In the trolley bus. The driver and passenger start talking.

our "terrorist-amateur" don't fool, put "kings" and roll

but because they are afraid to stumble at the knife,

It lasts long.



At the same time, in the municipality, they raise all those involved in the

The law enforcement agencies are considering the creation of an operational headquarters.

the release of hostages and the capture of "the thief".



To the place of events with the order "Do not contact, block the area, do not

Risk the life of the hostages!!" are presented from 10

patrol crews (of all special forces and OMONs then not yet

There were several ambulances and fire cars.



Back to the Tolleybus. The driver and the passenger are bored.

Proposals to go out and drink somewhere else do not find a response. I was driving,

Finally, he knocks a man in a bite, "armed

The criminal" goes into a state of knock-out. When he woke up,

while smashing the sludge, long tells the driver and passenger about

a failed life, a wife-pile, a maid-sterva, friends-alkasha, those,

Feeling excited, they listen. What is happening around is not noticed. The rest

The hostages", laughing out, have long gone apart by the houses.



The ring of the police around the trolleybus is gradually tightening. Arrived

leadership for the purpose of personal leadership of the capture operation, appear

The KGBs. An operational headquarters is being formed.



And here the doors of the trolley bus open, the driver and the passenger come out.

Those who drag onto themselves "terrorist" and whisper: "It is a shameful idiot, where

How does it work?" During this process, the lights are sharply turned on.

several cars, a terrifying scream from the metovskiy matyughalnik

Throw the weapons, face down to the ground, hands on the head!!!" The worshipers

The driver and passenger roll to the ground, "terrorist", losing support, falls

by Sam. All three are hanged for prevention in order to avoid possible

resistance pizzas...leaves, decorate with handcuffs and loose for

proceedings at the management.



The situation was clarified through surveys of its participants.



The result was, when all the disassembly ended and all stopped roasting, then,

that the "terrorist" was sentenced for hooliganism, conditional truth,

Officer dismissed in front of trolleybus driver and man-passenger

apologized politely, thanking for the assistance in the arrest.

The criminal.



History is not forgotten :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №13837
 21.01.2009
Julie, I didn’t understand the joke. Buying gas for 250

I would like to agree to 360...

Where did you study economics, Vitek? It is better to use expensive gas than

It is cheap!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13836
 21.01.2009
There is no such an endless situation where we could not get...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №13835
 21.01.2009
44184 (saved 2009-01-18 at 23:30)
I went to the movie with a girlfriend yesterday. I say, go to me, we’ll drink tea.
Frodo: she’s so happy ?
Frodo: And that you think...I struck her! Drinking tea...

— — —
And the fool...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №13834
 21.01.2009
Zah: Today, the light pulled me off again... pressed to the wall, looked straight into her eyes with her bottomless eyes and said, “Do you really love me and want to connect with me all your life, raise children and carry me on your arms?” Or do I want sex but I look accessible?"

Cosmonavt: You fell on your knees and stretched out your hot beating heart in your palms? and :)

Zah: I didn’t act as a full-blowing man, I said that one doesn’t bother the other.

You are a fool, old man.) She will not give you now.

Zah: Palubbas, and you know... The desire also disappeared somehow.
After she said that sex for the sake of sex will lead to the fact that I will eventually become bored with her, we will argue, I will continue to fuck all in a row and argue with them, and I will need to be more and more, and in the soul will start to grow a bunch of despair, hopelessness, in the end one of them will fly and we will marry, then I will betray her and often argue with her, life will seem full of shit and I will start to engage in rare forms of perversions or crime or sit on the needle, but all the same - I will get to the Butyr prison, where I will end my life in the hole of my own bluff after me... no matter at all. I thought a lot about how to live on.

Cosmonavt: Yes to think. I said the divorce is better than the red. She has more breasts and questions she asks less ;)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №13833
 21.01.2009
Hurried to contact.

If I am beautiful, paint me a smile on the wall.
If I am funny, draw me a ball on the wall.
If I am a terrible dumb Gondon, draw me a synchrophasatronic generator on the wall.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13832
 21.01.2009
<(Vitya)> hello I am starting from where to start
<Wilderness> (Vitya): with stupid questions is natural! xd

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №13831
 21.01.2009
SPiRiT: Sometimes people kill me, with their prostate.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №13830
 21.01.2009
Hello, can you maximize it?
I: There is no such thing here.
I put a phone. 5 minutes later a call. I’ll also ask you: “Hello, Maxim?”
I: You are wrong.
A minute passed. calling
by Maxim. Is it you?
I: No, it is Marina. Do not call here anymore.
After three more calls, my patience began to fade.
and here. Five minutes of silence. And then again.
Is that Maxim?
I (already boiling and leaving the steam): A man, it is not funny. There are no Maxims here, there have not been, and there will not be. If you call me again, I’ll hold my hand and put my phone in my ass.

Then there were four more calls, after which I began to roar, chew and beat if I could. I dropped the phone and went to sleep.
The next day a call. A familiar voice
See also: Allo
I went out, but there:
Hello, call the smoke, call the smoke.
I am (surprisingly): it is me
Hi my granddaughter!! Wait a minute...

He cries (not in the telephone) to somebody, "You are an old fool!!! I told you that he wasn’t called Maxim..."

PA: "Is that your grandfather...known? You haven’t been here for a long time... come on a weekend"...
___________________________________________________
Are you Marina or Dima?! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13829
 20.01.2009
Never tell people about your problems, 80% are not interested in them, the other 20% are happy that they have you.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13828
 20.01.2009
I feel like I’ll drink tea and while she’s watching the movie I’ll sleep peacefully with her on the breasts.
WOW: Sleeping on the breasts is worthwhile: you save on the pillows, again, and more pleasant in times.
WOW: But there is one big problem.
The saliva department.
Tagged: hmmm
Wow: Well, hole, I fell asleep with my mouth open, saliva on the pillow leaked. The pillow was washed and you sleep further, and the girls don’t like it for some reason %)
It’s even worse if you scratch.
You smile happily in your dreams.
Oil painting: The night. You lie with your head on the girl’s chest. You grasp. From the corner of the mouth flows a stroke of saliva. You smile happily in your dream.
The girl quietly stared into the ceiling. She is shaken by your bustling. A splash of saliva runs on the chest. And you, shit, still smile happily at that. % of
Apophysis occurs when you start to dream about sex.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW: Without waking up, happy smiling, flowing saliva on her chest and scratching, you start to choke her hip.
And the girl lies until morning with her eyes open, full of horror.
I will tell Annie what awaits her today.
WOW: Recipe from a friend, hule %)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13827
 20.01.2009
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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13826
 20.01.2009
Do I really have small eggs? No one told me about it...You really upset me.
She: Dear man, you shouldn’t be upset about such little things!

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