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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №11298
 17.10.2008
People, here we are all rushing over Bush, yes, and I (just don’t be ashamed!)He was only personally informed that his full name was George Walker Bush. The initials of the Pindostan prefix - D.U.B.
xD "how will you name the ship"...©
Appreciated by Sgt. Joker

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11297
 17.10.2008
I like our commenters:

Saturday, 11 October, GP of Japan, qualification, 2nd part
And the first, the first on the track, you won’t believe, Felipe... Felipe Massa. I’ll tell you even more, it’s Kimmy Raikkonen.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11296
 17.10.2008
Brother pumps something from the inette and convulsively ticks on the sites to somehow paint the expectation, and when he watched how much jumped from the overwhelming pulled his finger and pressed in the opera "touch again". After which he tried to hit himself on the head with a hand (in which there was a mouse) Now runs with a wire and mouse through the room in rage...
by 0_o

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11295
 17.10.2008
Rat_S - look at your mouse, if clean - then you are a girl.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11294
 17.10.2008
My brother is studying meteorology. During the summer, he practiced at an observatory studying natural phenomena and weather.
Coming home says: Today I was sitting behind the comp and next to the aunt employees work.
One says: no telecoms smiled? What is the weather tomorrow?
The other...
Brother O_O

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №11293
 17.10.2008
Q: What did you not answer for a long time?
I smoked on the balcony.
40 minutes of smoking.
I watched the fight.
Oh wow, the fight! A lot of people?
Two people, fighting and fighting.
XH: What is the weapon?
WOW, WOW...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №11292
 17.10.2008
Have you slept today or not?
and gave and slept.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №11291
 17.10.2008
Stalker
Do you know what this is like?
Cozi
No is
Stalker
The sound of the caterpillar emits the packmen when it looms
Cozi
(The explosion of Mosquito)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11290
 17.10.2008
God created all human beings equal.
xxx: just someone more and someone less the same.
For example, the Chinese are more similar.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №11289
 17.10.2008
The Ascend.
Go to Spat
He: Well, I was fucking
Go on ?
He: He has gone.
See also: Top
See also: Top
See also: Top
He is Boom!
He is fucking
See also: Top
See also: Top
See also: Top

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11288
 17.10.2008
Only now I heard on the radio "Europe +" the joyful voice of the DJ: "Constantin, You won! I fuck you... (a slight confusion of the discouraged DJ, an uncertain whisper in the tube above the designated Constantine)... congratulations!" O_o

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11287
 17.10.2008
recently opened a new restaurant "Syty Bear" and wrote next to the banner the slogan:feed the bear and the mark is signed SABBY!!!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №11286
 17.10.2008
I see myself with one girl on the physical re - in the end, in the corridor of the universe encountered somehow - I could not recognize her for a long time..Well, in order to somehow smooth up my illness, I say - sorry - I have never seen you in clothes.
Who knew that her boyfriend was standing by?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11285
 17.10.2008
wardrobe ‎(22:12):
The paper is over, the ass is full!
magenta ‎(22:13):
Soon I realized that the paper for the printer...

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №11284
 17.10.2008
I’ve been waiting for a whole week to make it fun... and that’s what happened.)
I stand in the subway and wait for the train. A guy approaches a nearby machine to throw money on the phone. It takes a number - on the screen, of course, it is displayed with huge numbers and stuck in the 500p machine. I get the phone at this time and send the following plan SMS to this number for the last money:
“Thank you for giving us 500r for a beer. by admin :)"
You could see his face ?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11283
 17.10.2008
She
You promised me a photo, remember?

He is
You didn’t give me, remember?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11282
 17.10.2008
Recently on the radio advertisement heard, beginning with the words "Dear gentlemen and guests of the capital...."

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №11281
 17.10.2008
(March of Perm)
Today I was driving around the city and saw several cars with Moscow numbers.
The traffic is running around))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №11280
 17.10.2008
Neji: how did the spammers fuck me
Good luck with Matt :D

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №11279
 17.10.2008
[23:45:46] <kost9n> sell five, volga and chiric, and also equal 4
[23:46:00] <Gr[ee]n> O_o
[23:46:03] <-=(JAGUAR)=-> o_O
[23:46:08] <kost9n> and nivu and 08
[23:46:11] <Sashka> in the courtyard
[23:46:21] <kost9n> no, in the garage
[23:46:31] <Sashka> owners are aware of your grand plans?? to

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