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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11238
 16.10.2008
I discussed with my wife how to arrange the furniture in the apartment and she gives out:

Are you afraid that if we have comps in different rooms, we will stop communicating?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11237
 16.10.2008
fmcgraw: The day promises to be lucky... the first letter that came to the work mail this morning was titled "Big sweet ass!"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11236
 16.10.2008
Announcement in the local newspaper of Krasnoyarsk:

A good woman will donate an apartment or land.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11235
 16.10.2008
The nerve cells do not regenerate.
I know. It is time to get them and start to live peacefully.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11234
 16.10.2008
Miracle in feathers: A mystery in a guide for games with younger schoolchildren: make up a set of letters word. by Benik. But, even if you kill me, I could only make a webbook. It is said that books do not teach bad things.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №11233
 16.10.2008
Talents delight the crowd, geniuses admire God.

Nick Blue

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №11232
 16.10.2008
The inch



For a thousand years already in the office in the closet rolls completely useless and

I don’t understand how the inch roulette has leaked there.



Today I found an employee (bohahaataya such a body of a lady) for a disgraceful

of occupation. With an astonishing expression of her face, she measured herself with this roulette.

in different places, periodically shouting joyfully "Can’t be! andquot;



I had to grieve.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №11231
 16.10.2008
The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Somali pirates.

Contribution to the fight against arms smuggling.



Discussion: http://gb.anekdot.ru/gb/365011.html</PRE>

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №11230
 16.10.2008
I tried to turn on the compass, after installing wood on the view of the notepad... and was shocked.
Linux writes: "It was not possible to enable desktop effects. I am sorry..."
The operating system has never apologized to me. I immediately imagined such a little penguin whose voice is trembling, his eyes crying, and he stands like that and looks at me with sad eyes, and says it. I’m even ashamed somehow that I tried to turn them on...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11229
 16.10.2008
Plya, I didn’t read the quote in which the guy complained that Zhi Basha can’t normally read the words "north" and "one"?))
I’ve also been surprised by the word "vidna"))
(c) to smoke!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11228
 16.10.2008
Archie
I am lying in bed and watching her play old craft.

Fiarel
Driving with Grandma

Archie
Sometimes she also makes mines.

Fiarel
Everyone makes mines sometimes.

Fiarel
Starcraft is one on a million.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №11227
 16.10.2008
As I broke off the heels on the heels, so I decided to repair them, glued the super glue, and the heels themselves dressed and put my feet on the floor and sat in the compass digged.
After some time I went to the kitchen to go down and forgot about the tapes completely.. fucking, the glue fell on the floor and they glued, and I jumped off the chair and...
Fuck I thought my legs paralyzed and 5 minutes lying up feared

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №11226
 16.10.2008
Arrived a manager, smelled with perfumes and spoiled a fine stove in the admin :(

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11225
 16.10.2008
Puma: I’m tired of him comparing me to a small child!
You probably behave like that?
Sometimes I cuddle, sometimes I cuddle.
Coffee :? Oh, and also pads with diapers you call, you curl in your nose and scratch!
You’re not my friend anymore, I’m so stupid, right?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11224
 16.10.2008
XXX: I dream about how beautiful I look at the casino today))
YYY: I also imagine. It is important that you enter. You pay no attention. You walk to the roulette and say with a tough voice: - Raise your legs, please! I need to wash it :)))
XXX is O.O.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11223
 15.10.2008
And the adults say the kind of youth has gone...
I’m like my mom stating that I’ll go to my boyfriend to watch a movie. So she gave me what fucking you would go there, you still have monthly...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11222
 15.10.2008
I watched the match Russia - Germany...Commentary from Napalm:
"...the actions of Schweinsteiger in our penalty resemble a SUV in a chicken car: noise, gamma, panic..."(c)
How accurate and unquestionable, fuck it :)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №11221
 15.10.2008
You are talking about a chemistry teacher.

We have such a prey that everyone lovingly calls Bob Hope.
So here. She began the lecture with the phrase:

"Save my phone, I give it to everyone."

And note, this is not a circumcised sentence, but a completely finished thought.

by Gerr Koff

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11220
 15.10.2008
The guy first jumped from the parachute and described his feelings:... stood second in a row to the open door I have no time to notice how the guy jumped in front of me, how I already feel the cotton on my shoulder and on the machine I jump out of the plane. I start counting, 343, then the number why I forgot, I remember the word "to turn around" and after it I draw the ring.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11219
 15.10.2008
Yesterday with his wife, brother and his girlfriend we leave Yakitoria, the mood at zero is reluctant to do anything...everyone is tormented by the question of WHAT DO WE DO? And where shall we go? I was obscured by the idea of buying a monopoly or a kind of thing... entered the world of childhood... bought a manager, took a pinch... came home, disassembled, started playing... now I understand that this is a EVIL – little that everyone was barely disturbed but after the wife’s phrase..."husband are you to me or not? Sell me a gas company or I will not feed you!

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