During the night the thieves entered the apartment of Nikolai Valuev and took everything:

Beating, fear, pain and humiliation.

Recently, the admin...
They hired new managers. Everyone has to go to the bank to work. Our admin went for the iron. The next day I planned to collect it all. The next morning I go back from smoking to work. I was told that Admin asked him to come in. I go to the server and see the following picture:
The administrator sits with a completely unstoppable face, in one hand he has an athlon two-core, in the other a socket 775 (in which a slot for stone with legs). He sits and sits with the legs of a stone in the legs of a mommy, raises me down and, with even greater insistence, pronounces “Lehah... I seem naeb@li..."
I’m crying... rofl

Volcano = Volcano
I have counted!

Volcano = Volcano
On average, a woman’s mouth runs 32 meters per minute!!!! to

Volcano = Volcano
That is, at the price of the oil in 600 thousand, with the average price of the mine in 1000p, a woman must suck 19 km and 200 meters. On the background of our planet is not as much as it might seem...))

xxxxxxxxxxx:
The engineer can work.
The engineer can work on his own.
A leading engineer can work on his own and force others.

YYYY :
The engineer may not do anything.)

(c) max_poll (sysadmins.ru)

In the universe hangs the order for enrollment of students on 1 course. Among them is Tsoi Ilya Yurievich and the inscription with the pen: Tsoi VIV!!! to

San4es: What makes a quarrel with a girl... Set up a FIFA, made the computer play with himself and the highest level of difficulty...
I sit with a beer, I’m sick for Manchester – 1:0

Where and when. This happened at a graduation in the Kremlin, June 23, 2008

The Prehistory. That Irina Rodnina is our great figurist, I knew. But to my shame, I didn’t know what she looked like.

So is it. They are all in the Alexandrovsky garden, already built in a series. An MTV filming group arrives, many people run out to take interviews. I almost give in to the general stream, I go out, and I think: what is the probability that I will be allowed on the air? And if they let it go, I don’t watch MTV. I see – they are standing in the distance, talk Fursenko (Minister of Education of the Russian Federation) and Rodnina (which I did not recognize). I approach, I ask Furs: may I talk to you? He says, it can be. Now you have to imagine the reaction of the repeated champion of various competitions in figure skating, when I give her a phone and ask: "Please take a picture"... :D

I calmly come back to work, and five minutes later they ask me, “Did you see a parent?” I say no, but where is she? They answer: out, with Fursenko stands. I think that’s what she smiled so much... :) Second 30 just stumbled over herself, then I thought – what, will I surrender when there’s another opportunity? Again I go out, I go, I approach Fursenko, I give him the phone and again - take a picture, please! He laughs in his voice, but shoots me with my mother’s curtains :)

If she were the only woman left on Earth, I would have drank all the remaining beer on Earth.

A rabbit prefers 10 rabbits with conventional batteries than 1 with a Duresell battery

The Unity:
on the street a spam mailing list... "bla-bla-bla... printing photos from any digital media"
I didn’t break up... I dug out a five-inch disc drive in the garage, I found a five-inch discette on the market... I threw a photo on it... I couldn’t fuck it(((((( because the blondes didn’t even understand what a joke was about ((((( and you’re talking about the generation of tetris.... :'-

Well... I wanted to sleep, and again I bumped "Casual"

We sit on the site with a friend, we rewrite a ask, look at a photo of what is a miracle of a minor. We discuss. He writes to me:
- There in the corner of the photo are the heating pipes, which go to the floor floor below... at the same time she in the photo without a lithium, but with her hands his tights covered... a bunch of stones with words of admiration and so on... Here if I leave a stone there "what you have heating pipes interesting... never seen that two go away at once... we have one tube through the stand goes floors above and below... well... how so... here is great - two whole heating pipes" - then what about me will think?

KarraLL (14:50:41 18/09/2008)
The Pepper!! The programmer...wrote, wrote a proga at his table...and as he grabbed with all his strength and was scared of it, he woke up...he jumped. with the words "what is"..the laptop fell and the table almost turned around.

At home it is so cold that the cold water from under the crane seems hot.

XXX is
There was a girl in the ass.) Describe yourself speaking...

XXX is
I sent this body my resume in response.

YYYY
I have a job proposal, I go to an interview tomorrow.

Mi_nor: A wonderful thing – super glue! I now have two super fingers on my right hand. The rest are normal for now.

69 (Different types of letters)
I remember someone told how one smoked on the balcony and the bull fell down, and there the carpet of the neighbor. The bull went straight to the carpet, and the carpet began to fade. Well, two hold the feet of the third, and that bull gets, but it can not get - high. Then he takes the vacuum cleaner and clothes up so that it is not so hard to hold it - it all happened in the winter. He is trying to catch the bull again. Neighbors inflamed the smell of fire and went out on the balcony =) They see a naked neighbor with their carpet dusting up their feet...

I am not sitting on the phone.

V@mpirch@: A with what

Fuck the coffee maker.

Set up for work, collected references from a narcologist and a psychiatrist, food at night stops home by GAI, glowing in the eyes:
Q: Did you use anything?
UW: No, I even have a drug certificate (I show a certificate)
Q: Are you a fool?
UW: No, please from a psychiatrist (I show a certificate)
Gaishnik silently gives his papers and goes into his car.

Did you know that we only use 2% of our brain?
What do you want women?