There is only one problem in Russia: idiots on the roads. And to distinguish them from normal people, they should ride with flashes.

xxx: "Publish your real photos" in the comments to your photos is the best indicator of your beauty :))

In Novosibirsk saw the Honda Fit, on all the rear glass announcement of sale:

I want to sell someone else. His name is Khomeini.
Young in 2004. Up to 1.3 l
Eat little - 500 r / week. cleansed
Call the host at 7913 ******
PS: And his eyes are beautiful - BI-XENON

XX: It may be all the fault of my height 187cm, weight 102kg and characteristic walk, developed by ten years of service in some structures - I don't know, but I can't believe, that in Russia there are gopniks...

and Astral
I also drove on roller coils in the underground transit along the wheelchair trail. The footprints of this trail were held on the back after 2 weeks.)
Spec
That’s because you didn’t have lunch to hold on to.
and Astral
It was because I had no brain.

Friend wrote (RTU - Riga Technical University):
ZY: Among other news from RTU coming to the mail was this:
"Someone "will" Come into the circle of breathing instruments."

In fact, the whole secret is the presence of two blankets. Thus e. You can sleep on one bed, the main thing is to give each one a blanket. Of course, the luck and romance of the game "turn in the blanket stronger" disappears, but the dissatisfaction in the end is much less. (Of the Family Experience)
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But there is another romance - to go to each other under the blanket. It seems that the bed is one, and so many rooms for games... And sleeping is sacred - each under his own :)

“Hello, Alexey, in order to communicate directly with you, I will send you his address and scalp to the mail.”

I always go to work on the same route. And I always thought, humiliating on one of the courtyard shops constantly the people with notes, the students in the CPC.
And yesterday I walked with my own, I see no one on it, and my grit let us sit down, you can jump, we approach the bench and it is written so: You are also wondering why this bench is always crowded?
Well...I thought...my kkk wai fa found)) fucking, as I did not immediately guess

The chief gathers all the subordinates in his office, sits for a long time, looks at them, and so on, and then says, “I gathered you here... Because you are a puzzle!

I honestly don’t understand why I have to get up so early.
In the morning, only the penis and the sun should wake up.

Graduate of Economic Faq. In the service shop, he always orders two halves of the portion of borst. Asked the poet, the answer:
There is one portion of borst with two portions of cream.
Five years of study were not bad.

I came from the institute, turned on the computer, found a clock record with the sounds of the sea and went to sleep, woke up after half an hour in horror from the scream of cups)))

Title on film.ru: "Megan Fox will play a winged circus attraction".
I think the expression "a winged circus attraction" is very suitable as a censorship synonym for "the unknown fucking shit".

On the street, a quick step, almost a run, mother and son go. They are rushing to kindergarten or school. Mother on the go, stumbling, asks: "What? What have you done? Repeat, I didn’t hear...", the boy pauses, repairs the hats that came to his eyes, protrudes his chest and proudly, with joy, answers: "I’m in love!"

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We have done so many couples.
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I sit with the schedule, I cut it off.

What I heard on the radio: Beautiful fifty cent! Large muscles, wide jaw, hands to knees. It is the dream of every unmarried monkey. Respect for you, you’ve shaken your heart. :D

After the evening news on the 2nd channel "Good night, kids!" show. There are some Bibigon, some Oksana and Phil. Phila and Bibigon travel into space. They ask Oksana: "What do we take with us on a space trip?"
Oksana advises them to take a compass.

Q. How do we live with our children? 0 O...

Timpani2 is crazy!! Advertising: the restaurants of Ipatievo!!!! to

Caliber: F of shame!!! to

From the news:

The resident of Kazan Sergey Menshikov received from the GIBDD a penalty receipt with photo-video recording data for driving around the settlement at a speed of 277 kilometers per hour. At the same time, the driver was driving a used VAZ-21099, which according to passport data can not develop a speed above 160 kilometers per hour. This was by the "Russian newspaper".