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21:50 The Day of Knowledge! Knowledge multiplies sorrow. Sorrow leads to hatred. Hate leads to the dark side.
06.09.2009 21:51 Scaramush: And there... The liver!! to
The xxx:
I have an Azerbaijani manager at work. I do not understand the subtleties of the case, but I check all my working documents in terms of the correctness of the Russian language.
YYYY :
He is Azerbaijani!
The xxx:
He was a Georgian assistant.
On YouTube, Americans discussed the crash in Moscow with the participation of Lada:
by wendolcendol:
What Lada? or whats a lada?
by fanelix:
a lada it's a spaceship in an early development stage
<Archy> This is what you say, the firearms in the night of the alarms dried up. A week ago the story was - I didn't sleep at midnight, at half-third I went to the kitchen to make tea. I hear suddenly - the alarm rolled, and I have a beast signal in my car, so that the nearby cars start to roll. I look out the window and fucking - my flashes and two spires are digging at her.
Adrenaline in my head, I catch a beat, fly to the first floor, run out of the entrance - these two saw me, immediately after the shootings, I ran after them for two quarters, then spit.
<Boryan> was stolen what?
<Archy> They didn’t have time, and as I realized later, they wanted to steal. In general, the next day I meet in the courtyard of a familiar car owner from the neighboring entrance - says, my signalling awakened him the whole family (and she cried all the time while I ran for these pidaras), mothered, urged me to take an example from him and, I quote, to turn off the alarm for the night.
<Archy> And the next night his car was stolen. I was out, devil.
Contact with Energy Engineer:
I am an energy engineer: Please agree to the lease agreement with LLC "Never Forget" (changes are marked in yellow) in the Documents folder for agreement
The Energy Engineer:
Meet the Yellow Colors.
The humanistic composition of the mind is usually called the absence of mathematical.
We rested somehow with friends at the dacha. Vodka, beer and everything else. We went out to refresh at 2 o'clock at night, went to the ovary for a walk. And on the other side of the wreck was the donation of the most evil aunt of the massive. The toilet at her was placed on the supports directly above the wreath (that is, the wreath hole was replaced by the wreath). We sit with friends and see a light bulb burning in her house and she rushes to the toilet. As soon as she closed the toilet door, we heard a noise in the neighboring area. It was two neighboring boys aged 16-17 who descended into the oak and held a long rod. When carefully examined, it turned out that at the end of this rod a cut chicken lap was bound (they accidentally looked at it when they broke through the wreck with a rod and its end was close enough to us). Crossing up to the toilet, they scratched this leg on the naked back of the unhappy woman with a stick...Sorry, of course, my aunt, but we were rotting hysterically watching the toilet run into the depths of the garden with a heart-breaking scream. and :)
Tatiana, I understand that I will be cursed by your designer, but again I can’t agree with the submitted layout options.
The first layout uses three different fonts, if together with the layout number, then four. Part with shadow, part with cover.
The second layout, in general, for true admirers of Impressionism. Worth the paintings of Van Gogh and Monet. There are five different fonts in three different colors. As the saying goes "I will wear the best right away".
A very valuable design discovery, in the word "cars" to write "AUTO", and in the place of "MOBILE" to draw a blood-flowing machine.
Well, and if you’re really struggling, the word “commission” is written on both layouts with errors, which, to put it gently, is unacceptable.
It is yours, Jacob.
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YYYY
Michael Jackson is alive!
XXX is
Elvis also thinks so.
He sits next to me and cries.)
In our city drivers start driving not on green and not even on yellow light, but on "now will be yellow".
I would love to go to school now!
I would love to walk!
Igarok: "The Russian team defeated the team of Liechtenstein"
At the turn of the Vatican
X: Can you help with the compound? My mother died there.
YYY: Sorry, I can’t do it. My daughter was born here.
X: Will we go to Shatunov?
Y: I’d rather go on x*y :)
alina: I stand, all so beautiful...and next to this hero’s bridegroom!! to
Surprise the girl!
Welcome to all!
What suggestions to surprise the girl?
I just want to bring another joy to the girl, please do not write the banal, the girl is creative!
Maybe an original gift, act or something like that?
Looking forward to your comments!
Yyy: Ask a friend to take the bag from her, and pick up the type and take it off. Just so that the fight gradually turned into a dance, and a few passers also joined it, and you all sang a love song together. A kind of musical. I would be surprised in her place.
From the reply of Mail.ru:
I have 8 GB of RAM and my friend has 128 MB, why do I have so little?
I bought a new computer. paid a lot. promised to be wrecked. A programmer came. I found out that I only had 8 GB of RAM. And I’m going to boast now that he has 128 MB, and I only have 8 GB. Could I be fooled?"
I remembered the universe. In the first class, we had a subject like CSE. It was such a fun man. Well, in general, to get a bill, you just had to give up a cursor. As usual, I jumped the day before the building and printed it. The topic was: "space telescopes (in the optical range) and the discoveries made with their help".After reading it by a pedestrian, he stood up, and,so s with a serious face stretches my hand, and says: "I am very happy, I am very pleased to meet you", sits down and sets off. I am confused that what happened is taking my cursor and there on one of the pages is emphasized: In 1973, I with my group of specialists under the leadership of Ch. ODella began the preliminary development of the main versions of the design of the "Great Space Telescope"...
Listen, according to Vanga's prophecy, a third of the world should begin with the assassination of 3 heads of state in 2009, there are three months left, and so far all the norms :)
YYY: So, in Bush the tapk got thrown, in Saakashvili too... there was only one 0_o
XXX is...
In response to:
These Americans are stupid. We made a movie where bad guys seized the metro train!!! Where are they going to go with him?
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Fuck, this is about the Americans. My friend stole a tram in Donetsk three times.