I met a girl for 2 years, then she broke up with me), but still calls me "Koney", never called by name.I think she just forgot my name))

She: So tell me, why is it always so good at first, and then love goes somewhere?
He: Well, maybe she goes to someone else, maybe love in the world is too little and everyone lacks it?
She: This is what, it turns out, as a social sorting, such as - let, don't delay, release faster!

I’m going to the subway today, peak time. There is a man, all so serious, in strict glasses, with a wallet. I read bor.
In the A4 print!! to

Interesting, and in the cupcakes with disc coating, can you roast the sausage?

Our Far Eastern Internet is so harsh that ordering disks from Moscow is faster and cheaper than downloading music, movies and games from the network.

I’m even affected somehow that now you’ll love her, not me.
I: Milla...what with you?
You have a normal relationship, like love.
Previous: Yes, he is wonderful! I love him very much! But it still strikes you like someone is driving on your Honda, for example :)
Fuck, I would say so.

by Super.ru
It does not burn in the fire, it does not drown in the water??? What is it???? to

meat_hook and sodomy:
Hm

meat_hook and sodomy:
Well about not drowning in the water it is understandable, and I did not try to burn it, honestly)))

I call support (P) and the telephone runs up.
P is aloo.
I say hello. I have a problem with the internet.
Q: Yes... I understand you so... the main thing is not to go away, it is not the end of life! The internet will eventually appear. The main thing is the support of the surroundings. I advise you to talk to friends and walk around the street.
I: Thank you for the moral support of course... but I would like something more white.
Q: First you need to learn how to get the number fucking, you fucking already!!! Support with zero at the end!! to

In the hysterical hanging of the telephone (

[12:03:04] <DES>
[12:03:14] <DES> you have 60p
[12:03:18] <DES> and choice
[12:03:34] <DES> or with grandmothers go to the bathroom and there all business
[12:03:52] <DES> or buy supported machine
[12:03:59] <DES> your choice
[12:04:07] <Russian> yellow. You have communism there =(

xxx: We recently checked here (from Norway, they have a control package of shares). we said that we have sex discrimination - type of little girls )) we now girls-admin picked up - this is a gesture ))
xxx: each of their parish - work interrupted for a roast for an hour somewhere
XXX: While we try to behave decently
yyy: )) I represent you
XXX: You don’t know
xxx: one walks on a shirt and in a short shirt. This is despite the fact that they, like juniors, are forced to put cables between the floors. I put an IP phone in my room. As I put him in the roof, he broke his nail. I went for half a day looking for a drink in the office.
YYY :D
The second came to see my missing inet. I picked up the server and left. - this action repeated times 3-4. for the 5th time came the boy, twisted the cable into another router socket - inet appeared *WALL*
YYYYYYYYYYYY :)

Today I realized that I played a wolf.
When he didn’t start to push the frog... not for humanistic reasons, but with the thought, he was growing for a few days, swinging.... I woke up when a couple of meters later I caught where I had such a way of thinking.

Moran
EQ has broken
"Ace Of Spades" translated as "Ace Of Spades"

Moran
For a long time I thought it was not right.

Do not buy wireless mice!! to
My wife just threw him out the window.
When it's sunny, I'll go look for it.

Do not talk. Wonderful enthusiasm! So, it burns in the enthome, in the tevelizor eveemnom, in the reverse, and it is like a helmet! And the blue light with overseas letters shines. Everything that is good, as in a bad hole, is scratched by destruction. Here, try, don't try, on the piano eveemna, even with a ballayka dance, and it has a grave plate, silent and not moving. Find out what the enthusiast doesn’t do. Even if you break up, and in order to start a new cumecat, you will have to press the main button. Here are you and Mackie! Miracle of Devil!

Do you imagine? My son runs after me with a vibrator and cries "Mommy, let me fix your writing!!!" (he is 3 years old o_o)

D Mak (17:46:51 4/10/2008)
Yeltsin, the ruler of the Sith, destroyed the power of the Council.

The fucking! I hate myself! I told the blonde about it. I have already told her why her quotes don’t get on the site fucking!!!!!!!!!!! to

Flights to Moscow. We take this situation. Half an hour around the city. The door opens, there is no trap. When we return to the airport, we hear the pilot’s conversation with the airport.
Why is there no trail???? to
Have you already landed???? to

RomashkaKotya
How did you not stretch your legs there?

hunveybin
I drank energy drinks.

RomashkaKotya
Tagged with: "redbull wraps"

hunveybin
type Baltic-3 "roulette"..

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