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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №19004
 09.08.2009
Here the people demand to add a reader’s counter, although it has been hanging under the nose for several years. So, at the bottom right we see the SpyLog counter. The numbers mean:
Visitors from last month
Visitors from yesterday
Visitors now on the site
For more information click on it. There you will see graphics, blackjack, prostitute, and so on.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №19003
 09.08.2009
From the chat with the speaking name “Unspoken”:
X: I call you to a verbal fighting!
Y: Observed
X: Do you know the rules?
and O_0
x: The shorter insult should begin with the last letter of the previous one. Do you know, stupid X#Y! You are on “Y” =)
and :-(
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and :! Yoshkar-Ola, and all her people, @bal you and shash @bet!
Y: PS... and ischo will be @bat! You are on “A” 😉 😉

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19002
 08.08.2009
Arcan
Since I was a child, I have seen terrible things that have perverted my psyche. I go to my grandmother in another city with my mother. I look out the bus window and like most kids, I read everything I see. Whether it’s a village or a small town. Around the road are tightly folded larks of all kinds and types, many double, triple and so on. So here. Double shop with two doors. Next to the left is a tomb and a cross, above the sign "Ritual services" and the right door... yes... Fresh meat T_T


[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19001
 08.08.2009
About the cartoon, where the main character is Megabyte.
It is called '' Re-download'
Push and look for sure, gods of Yuzers)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №19000
 08.08.2009
The author of the best quotation about nakipilo, calgonite as a gift

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №18999
 08.08.2009
VladislavFree: I am a friend of low height, rooted and a master of boxing sports.
He enters the bus and sees some sort of shirt pulls out a girl aged 14-15:"Send I said!".
She is:
No, I ask you, and so forth.
Friendly :
Let go, let go of the girl.
The closet:
Shut up, my homeless man!
Friend, not thinking long, at the very exit charged him in the fifth. He flew to the stop and sat with his face full of amnesia. In the back are teenagers.
He is them:
You can’t help the girl, keep it here.
They are him:
Great man, you cut off the controller!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18998
 08.08.2009
The Rock-Joker
If your girlfriend wants to watch porn with you, and you’re afraid she’ll be upset by the difference in size between your member and porn actors members? Find a porn video where the difference in the size of your girlfriend’s breasts and the porn actress’s breasts will be in the same proportion.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18997
 08.08.2009
Dear 18 centimeters! I have heard a lot about you and have long dreamed of meeting you.

Your favourite third size.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18996
 08.08.2009
The Yandex News:

LiveJournal, Twitter and Facebook fell simultaneously

You guys, did we really do the megaphone? 😉

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №18995
 08.08.2009
07/08/2009 (06:03 GMT +03:00)
Good (08:49:25 7/08/2009)
What can I give to a 14-year-old girl?
Kou (09:01:20 7/08/2009)
What is your relationship with her?
Good(09:01:53 7/08/2009)
of criminal offences 😉
Good(09:01:58 7/08/2009)
xd

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №18994
 08.08.2009
by D0ub1e:
I saw the advertisement:
by D0ub1e:
Want to get rid of loneliness?
We will teach you how to cook mushrooms properly.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №18993
 08.08.2009
It is very unpleasant to have a good hearing for a couple with a bad voice.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №18992
 08.08.2009
Answer to

There lived in the town of South Park in Colorado a boy named Timmy (mentally and physically disabled from birth). Their parents dreamed that their son would be a good man. Timmy grew up and became named Timati and moved to Moscow. As a disabled, he remained.
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Nea, Timmy is a lot more cool, some kind of pido from Moscow! Does anyone think of a friend? and :)

[ + 52 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18991
 08.08.2009
Well, in this case, apparently, her finger was pulled into the anus during orgasm, so for her, this became a super-erogenous zone. by R.B
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What a shit! Apparently wrote a boy who read strange articles and poorly knows the female body. As a woman I declare: Orgasm during a cyst can be completely involuntary. Just as it can be in other unusual situations (for example, in a hairdresser from touching hair). I personally know a girl who ends up in a plane stupid of fear.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №18990
 08.08.2009
It is hard to love a wife – most often she loses, not to love – too.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №18989
 08.08.2009
One of many car designs. happened in the days.
It is a very small ring road, there are no priority signs, so those who drive on the ring and want to drive from it on the next turn miss those who enter the ring on the right. The movement is lively, getting into the stream is quite difficult. First is a young boy on his right hand.
The Toyota King. Apparently, not so long ago behind the wheel - in a couple of clicks he did not risk to move, on the rear glass the sign-triangle of the old sample with the letter "U". People are patiently waiting. The most impatient ride around the Queen even to the right and, cutting those entering the ring, rush away. One of these Schumachers, judging by the death of the toned and hanged "nine", as young, but already distracted, before breaking out of the ring, literally slowed for half a second in front of the driver of the "King" to shout him in the face:
Learn to ride, student.
It runs out of the ring. That half-second was not enough for him to get away with Gazelle. Accident, the flow on the ring is blocked, which is used by drivers waiting on the ring. The first, of course, is the boy on the King. Again, he faces his offender. Reply to C
The “Kings”:
You hear! I have such teachers!? to
Yale avoided another accident - the driver who was driving for the "King" was hysterical. We drove after him.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №18988
 08.08.2009
Demon, hello to you! How is it? You are where?
Where to go, in the Kremlin.
I am on the Baikal...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №18987
 08.08.2009
xxxh: I could of course sneeze out of my own greed and say to you "go ipazzo", but I won’t.
WOW: I could of course also sneeze from your greed and say "go", but once you won’t...

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18986
 08.08.2009
It does not contain humor:

What kind of hero does this do?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №18985
 08.08.2009
I was sitting on the balcony last night. I watch the picture: in the house opposite the balcony of the 5th floor a woman stands and runs into the emptiness of something like 'morza go home.' in a couple of minutes from where that of the bushes spreads happy 'Miu!' and the cat begins to answer her... Dialogue:
She is: Moore! You have found!
The Cat: Meu
She: Go home soon.
Cat: Meu Meu (you are a fool? The doors are closed, what do I have to pull on the wall???)
She (seemingly understood the cat: go lady tell you. Will I go down from the fifth floor?
The cat complains: meaaau :(
She is fucking!! to
He leaves the balcony.

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