On Sunday we celebrated my daughter’s birthday. A lot of people are tired.

My wife and I are strong... After the guests leave, I stand in the kitchen. My daughter is on

The hands. My wife is doing something on the table, standing on my back. I gathered

I don’t remember what to say, I forgot, honestly, immediately... I open my mouth and...

My wife turns around at this moment and puts a baby in my mouth.

A bottle of milk.

As it turned out later, it was a pure reflection. The milk came first.

With an open mouth...

Do you want to benefit society? You want girls to run away from you.

In front of you, and sometimes after you. You want to be waiting for you.

At any time and in any weather? The car company invites to

The Bus Drivers!

SKELETON: In my opinion, BUSHA recognizes and loves only one creature, his hand monkey CANDALIZA RAYZ.

I put my shoes in vanilla. Everything was cleared, even the adidas inscription.

Dmitry
Let’s talk to you ? ?
Love is
Do not expect sex. There is no perfect conversation. And if you drive a car with an automatic controller, then I'll crawl and ask for the driver's seat.
Dmitry
So far

SMS: "I eat in a train full of Ukrainians, where the conductor is Georgian. I have a feeling."

I look at the code of the dismissed programmer (MCS-51):
Mov ACC,A
He fired a man. Even the Hindus ?

Such a feeling that the people in the peer-to-peer networks of porn specifically post that when you click will start to write in private "Hands care! =)))))))))))))))" and in the common jebanut "BANA! And the serpent is running with me!!!!=))))))))))"

<Romik> in the age of knights people urinated on the street, did not brush their teeth and killed because of words
<Ion> Yes, there are also
<Ion> The Gopniks are called

Shinigami: No, well I can't understand, but washing my head with brunette shampoo, just because my hair is BLACK there...it's my little brain refusing to understand...

<Punk-Grunger> I’m a fool.
<Punk-Grunger> just went to the kitchen for food to humanly eat at computers. I came without a spoon. I go back with a plate, I think about work, I go back with a spoon, without a plate.
<Oleg> XOR, Hole...
<Punk-Grunger> mother said she would not allow her younger brother to go to programmers ((

“Yes, dear, I am guilty, but don’t you really know where to put the pencil in the phrase ‘The execution cannot be pardoned’?”! to
I do not know! But I know where to put the pencil in the phrase "You can’t sleep e#@it"!

Shepherd (16:29:34 13/08/2008)
I watched the Soviet film today, there almost Rambo Russian ran away and drowned all the crime of the Soviet Union. And one of the criminals, who tried to kill the main character, was called X Three.
How to call the criminal?
and X3
– Oh! Let me call it!

<princess> this still lacked the real lady will never beat the patla of a minor idiot
<princess> can break her leg

Comments of a stranger to my photos, which depict me, on some even 10 meters away:
You have such beautiful pictures! do you take them?

Karsa: Comrade Major, would you allow me to speak?
Mr.FunkyDev: In what faith?
Karsa: Who is this faith?
Mr.FunkyDev: a philosophical question
Karsa: Yet Socrates wrote. and. and. and.
Mr.FunkyDev:... after the beer
by Karsa :D
Mr.FunkyDev : :D
Karsa: Lovely talked

Maxime: What are you doing tomorrow?
I kill people.
Maxime: And then what?
Gray is more.
When you kill them all, what will you do?
Gray to cry.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Request for Authorization
Please allow me to add you to my contact list.

XXX is
Hi, how old are you?

yyy (m)
18 is

XXX is
You are from where?

YYYY
from Belgrade.

XXX is
Do you have children?

YYYY
Oh no...

XXX is
Do you want?

YYYY
No to!!! to

XXX is
Contact removed itself.

Excerpts from Explanatory Guards (Part One)

...this man was given first aid, that is, the face was cut with cotton impregnated with the alcohol-containing substance "Vodka".

About 2:30 a.m. in the billiard room, a visitor accidentally broke two sticks. One for two parts and the other for three.

...and at that time a few young people tried to strike my partner. After the event carried out by us and our partner, the attacker was given first medical assistance, an ambulance and a police order were called, an act of detention was drawn up, a statement was written about the initiation of a criminal case. Three of the attackers were hospitalized, and the remaining eight were taken to the police department.

Do you hear where these stones are located?
2: What are they?
1: Well 5 pieces in a circle.
2: In England
3: Mill, in the first there are more! I am talking about the devil second.