XHHH: Lumpy Inet is lying
WOW: Run it again or swim?
HH: And that and that.
WOW: universal word "wow" for Russian inite 8)

I understand everything, but being late to work is justified by the fact that you have an unlimited Internet, it is already overbooked...

There would be love, and the eagles would be found.

Nick Blue

End of the 1970s, Technical University. between technicians and doctors. The Contest

The Captains.

Remember, as a child, there was such a game: jump on one leg, knock.

with the ball on the ground, and for each blow to say:

I know five-named girls, Masha Olya Katya, or five flowers.

This is the Captain’s Contest. The task. Hoping on one leg with a ball.

The physician shall name five attachments; the technician shall name five bones.

The human skeleton.

Doctor: I-know-five-names-fixing-elements-nail-win...

Shuttle –... out.

Technical: I-know-five names-bones-skeleton: first vertebrae-second

Third vertebrae, fourth vertebrae and fifth vertebrae. and victory!! to

- And you remember, Nikanor Ivanovich, how we fought as children?

- Fulfill you, Stepan Petrovich... What are we with you, from whom...

Fighting with children?

If anyone knew who would be the commentator of Miss Universe 2008... it might be silly, but in the middle of the national costume defeat to say "why did she put a stick in her nose" it’s a lot, or right now... it’s clear that she’s 26 years old.
I want to know the name of this person.

nastya_z (11:42:59 15/07/2008)
How are you? How to do? What did you do yesterday?

GovNuke (11:43:40 15/07/2008)
I sweat... I sweat... I sweat...

xxx (14:35:21 15/07/2008)
What software broke in the accounting folder lies Artmoney! :D

yyy (14:35:46 15/07/2008)
DMLA is tough

yyy (14:36:38 15/07/2008)
A good way to change the balance sheet and the cash.

xxx (14:36:51 15/07/2008)
and ROFL

Yesterday in the subway saw a very romantic picture: a young man made a proposal to his girlfriend, fell on his knees, stretched the ring, the people immediately gathered to cheer... only the girl refused him.
By the way, in the second hand he had a bank of beer Baltica 7 :)

by Leshiy:
Today he left the store, threw the shipment into the garbage and went to work, slowly realizing what he had done.

Bond is in the window. 2nd series of 1962. Connery, under the noise of an explosion at the embassy, snatches into some shelter. On the doors with healthy white letters is written “I cry” but the next dude killed. It turns out, on the other hand, it is written "Push" :-D

When I see the eye. a burnt person I have thoughts: 1) the builder 2) the market in the tent trades 3) rested riding, ss..kaa ((

I saw a car from another school. A real nine on the ground. A man driving. The instructor is a hoppy guy older, and also in dark sports glasses. Both are sitting in a car with their naked body. The motto of the car school is "clear car school for real boys"

In the winter, I was standing on a crossroads, next to the car. Here in her back so carefully touched another enters. The man who entered was probably frightened, and then dropped the brake and again just as lightly. Here, from the first car, the driver rises up and cries to the second: "Hueli, you are embarrassed, run out and fuck it right!"

Oleg_1970
My name is Irina, I am 15 years old.
Deadcode
I am a fun shit. and ah.

X: Do I have no internet on my phone?
YYY: What did you do on Google?
XXX I don’t know. Maybe, and what should I do now?
X: Fuck, you’re talking about that, right? Tell me what to do?
Q: What type of phone/operator do you have?
XXX: Just tell me what to do!! to
YYY: Connect to Service
...
xxx: I told them that I was probably joked on Google and they roasted for 15 minutes!!! to
yyyy :))
YYY: Has the phone been set up?
XX: Yes, they said that the ban was removed. They said that it was not easy to do it and took 200 rubles from me, said not to anyone to talk about it, and then with the law, they and I will have problems. Maybe you know some other services where it's cheaper, or maybe it's not going to go back.
Yyy: No 200 is normal, just don’t tell no one. A ban on Google is a serious matter.

xxx we had a fairy rape by a client of a saleswoman in a sex shop)))
yyy with the application of the latest achievements of science in it sold.)
There was some dim story with that magician, there is an opinion that no one was fucking anyone, but quite the opposite, the dismantling of the founders. Then there was a statement that everything was stolen and we were roaring for a long time as we would be in the ZIC to register the stolen. type of card recording: rubber cock, red, 25 cm, with a sleeve))) well and picture from the hand)) and what to do? This is the order.)
Yyy for such moments is worth working in the police.)
xxx interesting plan for disclosure of this crime))
Work was lived. the sector (have you not seen cuddling with the bite of the fox?)
Identification of persons who previously committed data
Crimes (who is responsible for theft of hounds?)
- orientation of personnel of GUVD units of the MSC for search (potsons, all looking for hoys)
- orientation of the special equipment and citizens (citizens of Urka and just citizens, help the persons from the outskirts of the point to find the hunts)
and so on.

by Lynx88

My friend and I went for a walk. I go home to him, Gray, I’ll check the mail. He cried out, “Stand still, stand still!” I know I’ll check your mail, first you go check the mail, then you get in contact, you’ll say "look funny topic", and again we’ll click in a pair, no girls. So sit here and be quiet."
And I was silent, thinking, “It’s still good to communicate with an adequate person.”

He was so brilliant that the blondes who made him mines became brunettes.
c) Gunslider

<111> because in a girl the main thing is her soul, her spiritual state
<222> Lena, call your brother to the computer)