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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8107
 25.07.2008
<He3HauKa> simple question - 95: Distinguished by a living organism. products of exchange. 9 is
<Leshka19> anabolism
<zloixren> defecation
<ToNick> excretion
<Slonek> excrete
<Rassamaxa> Honeycomb
<Novus> and
<Leff25959> emptying
<BadRobin> I am here to eat yours

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8106
 25.07.2008
Zip: Hi to you!
I love you: Hi!
Love: You are from where?
Zip: Where is it written? descended from the mountains.
I never did arithmetic!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8105
 25.07.2008
The electricity I watched. On N. Arbat, in front of the book house, a cotton with a face of Caucasian nationality entered the back of a foreign mark with the inscription on board "Federal Migration Service". Probably missed his homeland.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8104
 25.07.2008
I watched the situation: the company stands, quietly bounces... Suddenly, the most drunk subject says: "nail!" In response, he gets a rejection. Next, I quote:"Well, I flew....(the plachma falls into the asphalt, tries to get up and adds)"He is magnetic! When I left, he was still magnetized to the asphalt.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8103
 25.07.2008
In the ambulance:
LazyElf: People, advise the plys
LazyElf: Does Elfoff have a pro shob with a peak to run?? to
xBoogieManx: Answers Michael Friend! = = )
Strann: GG )
MissSparrow : ))
Answer yourself =R

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8102
 25.07.2008
It is enough to name some Xiang-tzu, and already all lovers of wisdom

Take your phrases for the aforisms of ancient Chinese wise men. and you still

Not even died.

Shen-Tzu

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8101
 25.07.2008
I have a girlfriend who is very successful young and beautiful and smart.

The person. What matters is that I have achieved everything in this life by myself. came from

Irkutsk region, she entered the MSU, studied in the States herself. Now is

He works in a well-known advertising firm.

The positions. A wonderful and a bit sentimental person.

their relatives and relatives. In June, her precious grandmother complained to her.

rats, which multiplied in their village, and the most important deficiency

funds to combat them. Maryam accepted this as an order.

He took every effort to fight the grey creatures. Attracted

packages to his office and put it all in a fashionable advertising bag very

A famous company. Grandma lives in the Irkutsk region and the best way

Delivery of packages – through conductors at Kazan Station. Marysia

Loaded with a saucer into his unshakable machine and went to

The station. It all happened banally. The barkeepers pulled away, opened the door and

They ate at the entrance to the station. When it all happened, Marius

Rushed from the station, and the barbecues from it. Now he thinks that they

When they opened the bag, they found 20 packs of rat poison.

20 rat catches and a touching note on a beautiful postcard: "WHAT'S ALL

The rats are dead. and kissing. Morocco »

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8100
 25.07.2008
It is beneficial to be able to handle the shit.

It is even better to be able to handle the ball.

But the most beneficial thing is to be able to handle people.

And it is not profitable to be able to handle fields.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №8099
 25.07.2008
The first hour of the night, the phone call. I answer.
Who is there?
Open the militia.
For a long time, I thought they would get stuck or not, or people would not think about what to get into the entrance.
To my surprise voice "Militia???" heard in the bell - "Do not worry, we are not with you!"
The militia...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8098
 25.07.2008
From the ASK:

by KuZoF:
How much do you earn on this century deal?

by Vladimir:
The profitability of this transaction is close to the profitability of hairdressing services in a Roma camp in southern Ethiopia - so that the lady will get in the form of modest intimate baldness and other remarkable production waste.
$30 per piece - with a good setting of constellations

by KuZoF:
Oh my God! I’t be able to shave my hair for that money.

Sergey Vladimir:
You have not been in Africa for a long time.

by KuZoF:
The Order...

Sergey Vladimir:
There is now all toughened - the most aristocratic orthopedic mattresses are filled with pubic fur.

by KuZoF:
The encyclopedia of your knowledge is amazing!!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №8097
 25.07.2008
From the computer forum. I play :
XXX: I, who passed from Stalingrad to Berlin, who plunged the highest rank in the battles in the Middle East, who prevented the Inlanetian sabotage on a tropical island, who unraveled the secret of the reactor at the Chinas nuclear power plant, who broke the entire Chinese mafia into one, who avenged for his wife and child - I tell you that I have never seen anything like this!
YYY: I'm the one who put all the balls in one row, found all the bombs on the playing field, broke all the cards into several, shot all the cockroaches, scattered all the sheep, launched the penguin ahead of all, put all the cubes into a single structure - I tell you - HYPE ME!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №8096
 25.07.2008
Am I the only one who clicks the plus or minus on the main twice to see the emoji?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8095
 25.07.2008
There was no sex for about two weeks....My sweet man diligently separated from me with bells...My patience broke out that I wrote him in my hearts sms (and knowing that he is already asleep): "We will have sex with you at all?!?!?!?!What does he call me at 8!!! In the morning with the question of how to eat the carton!!!! to
The eye washed to tell him that from the starch only the collars stand!!!!!! and :(

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №8094
 25.07.2008
[15:42] Konstantin: In general, according to sanitary rules and regulations, an 8-hour working day provides that the temperature of the air in the room should not exceed 28 ° C. At 30 ° C, the working day is reduced by half: to 4 hours. If in a room 32,5 ° C - you can only work an hour, and if 33 ° C, the employees have the right not to come to work at all.
[15:43] Alex has left us

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8093
 25.07.2008
My younger sister (5) shows wonders of logic:
She is:
Please...

I am :
What is?

She is:
Probably!

I am :
What!??! to

She is:
Say thank you.

I am :
Oh thank you.

She is:
Maybe...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №8092
 25.07.2008
-...I slowly descend to your stomach, I get to the floaters, slowly remove them, and I start the blue waiting at the mine the cat from the balcony fucked!!!! to
Fuck it... (

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8091
 25.07.2008
<xxx>I need to be drunk higher overweight
<yyy> why
<xxx> yesterday went to work a friend, saw - removed, began to knock.
<xxx> at night on one of the servers
<yyy>lo
<xxx> already the 3rd or 4th such case

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №8090
 25.07.2008
Pipetz, the most shameful chit - Dendi emulator with the possibility of Seivizio!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8089
 25.07.2008
XXX: Dear, and if I behave well today, will you not argue?
I will be
XHH: Why is it?
by inertia!!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №8088
 25.07.2008
Site of one.

The question:
My husband and I are 14 years old and we have a penis of 11cm.

The answer:
If you have 11 cm each - it's normal, and if 11 for two - it's not good :)

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