Answer to

A conversation between two girls in the kindergarten:
You can’t, you understand, well, you can’t rely on people who have a strange thing between their legs!!and "

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You can’t trust someone who bleeds five days a month and doesn’t die.
Stan Marge, South Park
and c)

The porn site:
Why do you want to write about kids here!! to

I call my friend at home, her husband removes the phone, then the dialogue:
Hello Lena, can I do it?
m - a five-second piece and such a solemnly gradual voice - BARINA SLEEP

2031, from the news discussion:

... I do not believe in signs, but nevertheless it was very reckless to use the word "supernova" in relation to a thermonuclear power plant...

Today engaged in the extermination of the flea people in a separate region (cat wash). So, I will tell you, genocide is a very tired business.

She doesn’t want to give, she wants to be taken.

I wonder if you write the type never cut eggs with garden scissors a lot of ducks will try?? to

If you are paid little, and loaded so that you lack hands.
You have to make your feet...

My relative was married. In the process of preparation, for decoration
I was planning to write a few congratulatory jokes.
Transposh as usual. The bride is a solitary girl.
I never let things go. She mobilized her close friends, handed
Each piece of wallpaper, on the reverse side of which the slogan should be written
papers with text and CU with basic requirements for design and
The deadlines. The girls are also hardworking. He tried so, so
He calls me and complains that when
In her chosen format of letters, the entire set phrase: "We wish you a young couple.
Live to the Golden Wedding! It did not fit on the background.
The bride asks, “How much does it fit?”
The artist replies: “The word ‘golden’ does not fit...”

Obama visited the Kremlin for talks with Medvedev. Wait, and Medvedev
All is not. Suddenly, the doors open, a stunned Medvedev runs in.
and Obama:
Dmitry, what has happened?
Sorry, I was in a blockade! Putin went to work in the morning
They closed!

We had an electrical school at the university. Her name is Cossik (hit on the first slang). Well, behind her eyes, she was called “Kosyak,” although she knew about it. In a couple:
Where is this student? Why has he not appeared for a long time?
He lives in community! It is heaven!)
Oh, let me tell you what your cat is waiting for! :)
And her son, a year older than us, studied the same specialty as us. Give it another.) Prepodsa, asking, “Where is Vova?” and hearing, “And he and Hemplevo went somewhere,” she said, “Well, of course, where is the Kossak without Hemple!”!"))

We sit on a tourlet with a friend at the fire, we discuss one acquaintance:
I: What a good guy: he plays football well, he can play guitar, his sense of humor is good.
Probably comes together.

The “non-Russian news” just revealed that Barack Obama is going to meet with Prime Minister Medvedev and President Putin – the predictors are crazy.

Troyanka: one of our at work senya told how the lectures were broken 10 years ago in mga
Troyanka: the door was opened, a bottle of vodka was placed so that only the teacher could see it.
In a few minutes, the predecessor closed the lecture.

This fucking fucking people we work in the services. They made my car good and inexpensive. But the pencil on the front capsule put the opposite. I ended up swallowing when I had nothing on the glass, but the pedestrians on the crossing were swallowing even more when I targeted them on the lighting with soap water. Or is it such a joke to blatantly blatant? Then the Zack.

Drawing from ZH

Can I listen to Radio Radonezh via the iPod? Wouldn’t this hurt the spiritual conversations?

Indeed, many of our listeners notice that the iPod is a satanic device. First, the logo of the overbite apple – which undoubtedly symbolizes the forbidden fruit. Steve Jobs said, “You’re going to sin through my devices.” Secondly, the name Ipod itself is obviously named after the ruler of Herod, who arranged the beating of thousands of infants, cut off the head of John the Baptist, and possibly was a Jew.
Therefore, it is more Orthodox to listen to Radonezh radio through the Philips apparatus, named, as is known, in honor of the Metropolitan of Moscow Saint Philip.

The holiday season, more careful with drinks on the road, citizens) A friend told - he recently went to rest at sea. I drank in the train. At some stop went out to buy minerals, stands in line, waiting. Suddenly he sees the train touching and gaining speed. A deceased friend breaks down and has time to jump into the last wagon (while losing during the rush one shrapnel). Then, bursting under the nose of the curse, through the whole train, in one shirt and shorts, with a meth in his hand goes into his wagon and sees that in his place sleeps some man. He begins to wake him up, a whirlwind. In short, I omit the details - he was drunk and took the train departing from the neighboring road for his own, which at this time stood peacefully on the other side.)

When Sanya was in 5th grade, we gave him a canary on the day.
Oh yeah, but if she had the music to whisper, the bird would then sing and wake up... and Sanek loved metal.
Hathwild, and that’s what this canary is now called, burns Nothing Else Matters harder than any real James Hathwilds.
Hopefully he will come in.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The Happiness! He already drives his neighbors for 100 rubles.

And yet we, girls, are very incomprehensible beings O_o
They sat down with friends, talked, discussed something. Here one of us has never said: "I am scary. I have curved legs" We with the second girlfriend started type no you are not right, you have shabby legs, don't say nonsense, etc. She insisted on her own.In the end, I got tired of all this and when she once again said that she has curved legs, I replied with an unwavering face: And yet you are right.what are they really curved with you.she started to leave.I shouted: where did you go, bloodfoot?she turned and said:Christine, I'm happy to offend you, don't say so!I have normal legs!even very beautiful!and if you say once again that I have curved legs, I'll turn and go.
How do you communicate with us after that?

A colleague tells history:
My daughter is watching Medvedev’s interview on television.
The daughter! This is who?
This is a bear!
He is who?
He is Putin!

The baby’s mouth :)