XXX: Where do you have the porn to store?
Tagged: C: Windows
XXX is funny.
Yyy: And here the girl believed =(
YYY: And I found...

She: This is what you did? Why am I always thinking of you? How did you get into my dreams?
I am David Blaine :)

Just talking in the smoking room below:
The girl to the Caucasian (judging by the accent) young man: small such and already smoking, you will not grow a vet... and the children will be green!
He replied, “I will be black children.

xxx: went past the market, a man stands at the shelf and says: “Honestly stolen cosmetics!” Girls, come and buy! For you tried, you risked your freedom!"
xxx: probably only in Russia the most honest advertisement in the stolen goods O_o

Conversation with the client:
...
When will they repair?
It will work not earlier than tomorrow.
What time will it work tomorrow?
I said it not earlier than tomorrow, within 3 working days.
Maybe even today?

You know what it means lol.
Is it from C++?

<Grafinya> fuck all.. I am the wife of Sisadmin and can do everything that Sisadmin does :)

btr: Everyone sneezes, sneezes, eats tons of vitamins, leads a healthy lifestyle and balls gracefully!
btr: I fucking smoke two packs a day, I eat snacks after work, I walk without a hat at -20C and I rest. No infection takes =))) Paradox of us!


Aerosmith's guitarist is questioned about his body after his death. scientific institutions. 30 years on heroin (they die in 3-5 years), self-healing from hepatitis C, complete absence of respiratory diseases (even a rhinitis), no problems with potency (at his age, even Viagra does not work)... So your vulnerability is a jerk, comrade =)

K: What kind of fool was he singing next to Plushchenko and the violinist? I almost lost because of him!! to
E: and Hz
E: I do not know.

He said: Hi girl! Let us meet! and :-)
Daphne... who are you?
I am a producer! I work in a factory of stars, looking for talent! I am currently making a clip. You have just one minute to like it.:D
She is Hui...
He is:.........
She: Did you like it?
He is “Aga!and :-)

Robert: Next year, we will be launching Antho Uralsky with the breakdown group at Eurovision!

He: Where will we meet?
On the corner of a round house
He is:...

The teacher tells about the properties of functions, giving an example with the hyperbol "1/x".
Asks what happens with "1/x" when "x", being a positive number, seeks to zero? He shows the branch of the curve, which rises higher and higher (to infinity), and asks, pointing up:
How far will she get? (Of course, waiting for the answer "to infinity")
Close eyes and complete silence. The teacher, moving more and more rapidly towards the ceiling with a hint, asks:
What’s going to be above that?
In the same silence, quietly, modestly, but confidently, from the depths of the hall he heard:
and God.

I stayed in first class for four years.
You had three fingers, and you couldn’t count five pencil plus seven pencil.
Hm... and a normal boy means it?

White Nights is when at night from all the flashes of filters, keyboards and other bulbs so light that you can see through which cable and where to cross.

Heaven (03:02:03)
Fuck, sometimes you want to, when you see some girl in contact in the section about yourself the inscription: "Princesses exist!", write: "But it is not you :("

XXX pps... on the screen of the ploter is illuminated (!!!) It is power off ?
xxx having consulted with the group decided that he is puzzling =))

Romantic (10:56:24 26/05/2008)
Mobile phone for a minute
Romantic (10:57:40 26/05/2008)
:D
Romantic (10:57:46 26/05/2008)
under the table)
Bychok (10:57:48 26/05/2008)
What there?
Romantically
"Hello, this is the company "EuroNet", are you still looking for a job?"
"Yes"
"Could you come to us for an interview on an old-fashioned street at the other end of the city?"
"Dick I was with you a week ago, filled out your fucking questionnaires"
" is it Strange... now I’ll look... Yes, there’s one... unfortunately, our company has preferred another candidate, we wish you good luck in finding a job"

• Hysterical

The T-101
In general, there was a case at the Radio Factory, when a new building was built in the year 1980, there were Tajiks working... and one of these Jamsut was sleeping in the toilet, thank God the toilet was already built, but there were no hygiene in it), he sits, sees the paper there is nothing, on the wall of the watt is sticky) he takes the watt kaaaaaaaak wipes his ass... the workers stand tattoos, and here this Tajik runs out with his downed pants, all his ass is in blood, and the watt of the watt is rubbed!

Lena
Come fuck me!

Ilya
I need to go to the library.