ADM: Now you just have to marry my brain!!! to

Bite the secretary. He said that in the full moon she would be a Sisadmin.
I was really scared)

Transilvania is at work in a dilemma. How to name a child if the paternity is Ajasovna (Ajasovich)?

Stenly name the child Hu

The HeavenLion:
> It turns out, 74.55.2.115 (properly tower) racked up in Houston.
>Interestingly, when it falls, the odmines don’t ring and scream "Houston, we’re in trouble!and "

Horoscope for July 7-13:
The Lion. The week is favorable for developing the talents laid in you from birth. So that the inspiration does not leave you, be more in the fresh air, breathe the scents of autumn and enjoy the beauty of the dimming nature. and etc. O_O

> Sometimes I feel like I’m a Druid =(
< in the meaning?
> They also talked to trees

My friend is a fan of fighting for the rights of pedestrians, hates when drivers violate the rules, always quarrels with them, etc. We walk with him once on the sidewalk, behind the audio signal - it is clear that the driver decided to cut in order not to stand in the traffic jams. A friend goes to the lawn without saying a word and misses the car. I ask him why, I said, you are so quiet today. He, innocently smiling: "There are meters through thirty turns and steps"

Aniutka: Well, the brother is a mystery for intelligents. They gave me 18 cents in a box and told me to buy the batteries. What there?
Tagged: vibrator
Sashok: The Vibrator
Xaoo98: The Vibrator
Andrew: a rocket from Mars in a titanium armor
Tagged: vibrator
Aniutka: idiots stupid... so I knew you had one in your backyard (( PS - Andrew Rispective ;)

Livinforever: My mother has a hatch from the Reichswehr...
And I fucking strive every time this infection echoingly asks if I closed the session...

XHHH: Give up, here earnings through the inets offered a type of social question. They send you a questionnaire, you fill out and send, and you are transferred money. A little, but not dirty.
YYY: What is the seat?
xxx: I started to fill out the registration, and there is a need for the address and code of access and whether I am not going to buy the car and at what time I work and if there is a dog )))
YYY: is it filled?
I have filled...
YYY: You are a horse))
I sent your coordinates.)
YYY: Scuco...

Prehistory: Mongolia in the top 10 in the field of mineral resources.
The U.S. expressed concern about the situation within Mongolia and expressed interest in the country to follow a democratic path.

Deja vu however.

<calypso> Toreador inflicting the last (fatal) blow to the bull
<SVHome> The Matador
<SVHome> Picknick
<asusik> the moderator

on one of the websites;
The Services:

1st The Aerography
and beautiful:
from 8000 rubles

by Fuck:
from 5 rubles

Awakened from a hard muzzle, found on his cell phone 5 missed from David Blane.... o_0 The gesture began when 10 minutes later Chuck called.
Norris is...
P.s I will no longer be named by drunk friends in the phone book))))

The doctor said I had bronchitis.
YYY: A day ago, I was told that I was a dude.
YYY: I don’t even know which is better :(

Time for vacation: This morning in a dream I tried to turn off the cry of my 2-month-old son with the help of SQL query.

History of Yesterday:
I come home at 4 o’clock in the morning, quietly broke up, lay down in bed. here minutes after 15 wakes up daddy, goes to the kitchen takes the phone and calls me...
Aristotle: The
Stranger: I think I’ll kiss him :)
I take a phone:
Dad:"You are going to go home?"
I:"no rest, I am here with my friends still rest, I will be in the morning".
I throw the phone :)
I hear from the kitchen, I quote:"Gall, doesn’t he ohuel?I’m going to fuck him up tomorrow, fuck him up tomorrow, fuck him up tomorrow!!", and enters my room, turns on the light,"Oh! son...you are home...and I thought you...(there’s a long pause sec 5)In general, don’t listen to Dad, he’s in a state of affection...good night",and he’s gone.
It is called...
Aristotle: The...

Valad (13:39:53 2/07/2008)
Do you drink purchased water?? to

REFIS (13:40:12 2/07/2008)
No, I don’t drink from the crane ?

Valad (13:40:31 2/07/2008)
Eaten by Fucks

HHH
Coffee with milk is when in one hand a cup of coffee and in the other with milk.)

HHH
Guess what you’re doing with the swallow? :)

WOWU
This is when in one hand a circle with a whiteboard and in the other with a silk.

HHH
I did not expect that answer ?

The future will show how real your past was.