Coffee machines in our institute are so harsh that a spoonful they put in a glass of drink can be obtained by drinking only 3 gloves.

Romary
Do you work on Saturday?

Desperate
Normally

Desperate
I didn’t feel Friday.

Romary
He didn’t feel Friday and it scared him. Reality escaped from him. We need to eat fewer mushrooms, Robinson thought, and captured the Negro again. No, he didn’t feel Friday..."

“Antonio, can I invite you to visit tomorrow evening?”
He said, “Eye, what will happen there?
She: an act of selfishness on my part))
He: Daaa... a long time ago women did not invite me to the acts.

Yesterday we went with a friend for beer, we went to the pavilion, except for us there are no buyers... we pick up beer, the sum is 171p... I give 200, then the dialogue follows:
Seller: Will you give one?? to
I am a lady.
Friend: Do I want to go out? and :(

Slowly
And Denis confesses to me in love.
Slowly
He says he wants time back 9 months ago.

Sometimes there is the impression that the life of some people consists entirely of looking for touching cards and marking all their friends from VKontakte on these cards.

Alexandra
of Daley?
KeyReal
I look at the photos of the group... with the album that goes.
Alexandra
of your group?
KeyReal
In the Institute
Alexandra
Their own?
KeyReal
Yes Yes
Alexandra
Who is singing with you?
KeyReal
Group at the Institute! The educational!
KeyReal
Unique students
Alexandra
In the Russian?
KeyReal
Where is more Russian? I am a student! I go to the universe! We have a whole group of the same students. We are 30 people! We learn together. We take pictures together! Now I am watching the pictures.
Alexandra
Singing in Russian?
KeyReal
Oh God...

Thunder-417 WUTF, 03.06.2008 xx:xx:
Hi to you!

Instead of lunch, I bought a salad from Vivatovsky. and eaten. Then I decided to read what was written on the label...

There is a large font: "Sied under the shirt, company production", and below a small "Supermarket "Vivat", milk department". I sit and wait...

Polish scientists have proven on a scientific basis that legs that are 5 percent longer than their cross section are sexually attractive. On the pages of the scientific-popular magazine "New Scientist" published an article by the Polish scientist Boguslav Pavlovsky from the University of Breslau.

Thus, my legs with a cross section of 25 cm would be sexually attractive, having a length of 26.25 cm. The same balls. Niibatzzo is sexy!! to

I just went for bread.
A black cat crossed the road.

1: I didn’t have time to get ahead of her... at the very end of the road there was a thought to give her a foot on the edge, so as not to block my road!

A poor animal almost suffered from the colour of the wool of the frog.

I think the Afro-Cossacks should defend their rights.

The Traveller:
I wake up in the morning from the doorbell. I wake up sleepy. I open the door. There is a sanitary:
Do you have a big stand?
I look down, he looks down.
Not that stand! Water supply... Neighbors from below are changing, but you want to change.

Pand3Monius
by Fuck! I think it was robbed, I think it was robbed!! This is a member under the pants.

(The common friend went to the guests and did not warn that it was overnight)

Lesya: How many times do you think you can say that you need to communicate if you don’t sleep at home, you don’t know with whom?!?!?!?! to

Zyuzka: Should she have a tattoo on her ass "If you see this inscription, and already more than 10 hours-call, please Les, she’s worried":)

Why is it in the ass?

Noah said, “There are few people who look there, and they will not be read there.”

On the website "see" in the erotic section:

Duration: 4 hours and 59 minutes.
Title: I will soon end.

The Hui...

>> Shadowmoon: PPz today saw the picture in the bus: such a mega-tra-gothic girl enters (black straw, frogs, chains), sits on a free seat, gets the CPC, reads Bash, then climbs to the forum of lineagers... Next, someone calls her and she explains on the phone for 10 minutes how to put the window on the laptop, then with the words "bad user" throws the phone and climbs to the tower again. The bus was listening to her with great interest. Gothic programmers are something new.

>>PofCa: She probably treats comps with spells))

>> Shadowmoon: Aha, drawing on pentagram monitors)

>>PofCa: comes to repair the composts only at night, with a hole... within fifteen minutes prays Ktuchlu and the computer begins to work. Then I go out the window ?

>> Shadowmoon: ppt)))

It is *TENDER*
What does the word tender mean? and :)
Has the smiley not arrived before you?
You send a text that is replaced by a smiley from the person to whom you sent. I have no such smiley. If you put yourself new smiley, it does not mean that everyone will put them :)
You are fighting.
He: I do not argue, I explain
You are a programmer and there are no smiley!

So, how is your new girlfriend?
Tagged: Dynamite
SOG_REY: Cool, glad for you O_o
MAC : what? Not Dynamite but Dynamite.
sog_reY: and sorry

Dinetar: Hide the Abyss...
by Anvir :?
Dinetar: I found on Wikipedia the button "casual article"!

Boy, why did you say this?

XXX: Do you want me?
YYYYYYYYYY
YYY: And who are you?

I was told that I was masturbating on all hands!
2: O_O